r/AskReddit 11h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

If the news headline “Celebrity outed as serial killer” appeared, who would you expect it to be about?

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r/news 2h ago Wholesome

Texas attorney general refuses to hand over Jan. 6 records

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r/WhitePeopleTwitter 3h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

i mean, yeah

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r/HumansBeingBros 3h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy You Dropped This

Resetting a manhole cover on a busy highway in the rain

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r/millionairemakers 5h ago Helpful

[Entry Thread #74] It's the new year, and we're making millionaires! As always, leave a comment to enter!

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Happy new year! We're not exactly sure what 2022 has in store, but we'll be here, making millionaires!


In Case You Missed It:


Information

  • REQUIRED: Leave only one (1) top level comment in response to this thread! (Replying to other comments is permitted but will not qualify. You must be at least thirty days old to comment.)

  • A random user who commented will be chosen, and everyone donates a dollar to make a millionaire.

  • December 22 at 6:00 PM ET (epoch timestamp: XXXXXXXXX) is the cutoff for accounts. If you have created your account after this point, you are not eligible to enter and your submission will be disqualified automatically.

  • January 23 at 11:00 AM EST (epoch timestamp: XXXXXXXXX) will begin the process of selecting the winner. At this time, the [Draw] post will be online and start the process of waiting for the blockchain, in order to select the winner randomly and verifiably.

  • If you'd like to be reminded to donate to the winner through PM via the RemindMeBot, click here! You can also be reminded by commenting in the thread: "RemindMe! 3 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers".

  • That's it! If you would like to see the extended rules and FAQs, or if you have questions yourself, click here to be redirected to the meta subreddit! Additionally, look out for the stickied post at /r/millionairemakersmeta. You are welcome to spread this thread via upvoting, telling friends and family, and sharing on social media!


Conclusion

Next Sunday at 11 AM ET (16 UTC), we will be picking our winner, and you won’t want to miss it. The post will be labeled [Draw], and one comment will be selected out of the many made here to make a winner!

Remember, this is about generosity, making an impact, and uniting to make someone's life better. It takes three minutes to donate a bit to the winner, whether you're well off and want to donate a couple bucks, or going through tough times and can only donate a few coins. Every cent makes cents, and counts!

If a lone $1 or two can get you a party popper, then imagine the possibilities with $1,000,000. You can get a party... party!

A million dollars can make someone’s new year's day! Spread the word: have your friends and family comment, post the link to your friendly-neighborhood social media network, and share it to anyone interested.

Let’s make a millionaire!


r/antiwork 8h ago Wholesome Take My Energy Shocked Take My Power Silver Gold Helpful

Just got a message from my son’s daycare with their new rates starting March 2022. His rates are going up over $300 a month. I am a single mother and college educated. I also live with my parents to stay afloat. I literally can not afford to work. Sorry if this doesn’t belong here.

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r/science 14h ago Facepalm Take My Power Silver Helpful Wholesome Big Brain Time

Economics Only four times in US presidential history has the candidate with fewer popular votes won. Two of those occurred recently, leading to calls to reform the system. Far from being a fluke, this peculiar outcome of the US Electoral College has a high probability in close races, according to a new study.

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r/facepalm 4h ago Wholesome Silver Helpful

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Poor guy…

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r/TrueOffMyChest 7h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

I accidentally got a blowjob from my friend and now I’m questioning my sexuality

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My head is kinda spinning right now. Two days ago I hung out with my friend and we both got a little drunk. He always jokingly flirts with me but I never thought he was serious about it.

We were both very drunk and we start talking about sex and he starts telling me that the bi guys he meets always tell him that sex with men is much better than women because men know what men like. He then tells me that he gives amazing blowjobs and joking asks if I want one.

I say no but I play along with the joke and 5 minutes later he’s pulling me out of my pants and I receive the best blowjob in my life. Like godly. If there was a hall of fame he’d be in it. After I finished I panicked and left.

It would’ve been great but it’s incredibly complicated since I have a girlfriend who I’ve been with for 2 years.I’ve considered myself straight for years and have never really fantasized about guys. I’ve at most been able to notice if a guy has a really nice ass but that’s it. I don’t like dicks or the idea of touching one.

I’ve also never considered cheating in my girlfriend I love her so much. Idk what I’m going to tell her. I can’t tell her I cheated on her with a man, but I can’t keep this a secret.

I’m so lost and confused.


r/Tinder 5h ago Plus One Silver Helpful Wholesome

I hate dating apps so much

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r/politics 11h ago hehehehe Endless Coolness Lawyer Up Brighten My Day Silver Gold Helpful Take My Energy Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Evil Cackle

Trump White House records are now in the hands of Jan 6 committee

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r/DunderMifflin 4h ago Wholesome Silver Helpful

Comment a more savage Kelly quote. I dare you.

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r/nextfuckinglevel 12h ago Helpful Wholesome Tearing Up Shocked Silver

She hasn't missed a single shot

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r/SelfAwarewolves 17h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

They are so close to getting it

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r/worldnews 11h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Helpful (Pro)

Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania sending anti-armour and anti-aircraft missiles to Ukraine

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r/HermanCainAward 12h ago Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Updoot Silver

Awarded His name was Meatloaf, prominent Antiva, Antimask, Anti Mandate singer of really well written songs

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r/mildlyinfuriating 11h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Narwhal Salute Wholesome Seal of Approval

“Insert vaginally without lubrication”… A vaginal pill with sharp edges…Genius.

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r/oddlysatisfying 2h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Party Train Bravo Grande! To The Stars

3D art made using clay …

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r/MadeMeSmile 6h ago Big Brain Time Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe Starstruck Table Slap Silver Wholesome Seal of Approval I'm Deceased

Family & Friends The ultimate Dad joke?

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r/suspiciouslyspecific 17h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

The Hatman.

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r/DunderMifflin 9h ago Silver Helpful Giggle

Trigger this fanbase in one sentence (without mercy)

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r/nba 4h ago Silver Gold Platinum Helpful Wholesome Pot o' Coins

Highlight [Highlight] Westbrook hits the top of the backboard

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