r/BikiniBottomTwitter 7d ago Silver 6 Helpful 10 Wholesome 9

"Whoever's the owner of the white Sedan, you left your light's on." Tattoo

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u/2wheelwayoflife 7d ago edited 7d ago Gold Helpful

This is why he plays the mayonnaise now.

Damn Bikini Fam! Thank you guys and girls so much for the up doots!!!!!!!

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u/JustAHighFlyingBird 7d ago

No, Patrick: mayonnaise is not an instrument

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u/Adventurous_Let7580 7d ago

Raises Hand again

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u/DED_EXE 7d ago

Horseradish is not an instrument either

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u/DymondHed 7d ago

not with that attitude

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u/midgetforce2k 7d ago

"Squidward was old fashioned. He didn't even consider mayonnaise an instrument"

(SpongeBob docupants, s1e6)

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u/mayonaizmyinstrument 7d ago

I beg to differ

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u/PARADlSE 7d ago

Wtf are the leg proportions.

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u/strangepioneer 7d ago

bad lmao

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Spidermanmj8 7d ago

Piss off, bot!

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u/calxcalyx 7d ago

Not familiar with the particular Spongebob meme but what in the hell kind of instrument is this? a trombumpet?

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u/Scucker 7d ago

Mayonnaise

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u/calxcalyx 7d ago

Oh ok, that's what I figured.

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u/KHVLuxord 7d ago

Valve trombones do exist for what it’s worth. If you play another valved brass instrument it is far easier to transition to, although they aren’t without their issues.

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u/BenSolo_Cup 7d ago

It’s has two valves and long ass tuning slide… must be a bikini bottom only instrument 😂

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u/Balls__Mahoney 7d ago

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.891208290.7577/flat,750x1000,075,f.jpg

Looks like that’s how the JPEG is that the client likely asked him to go off of

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u/k_albasi 7d ago edited 7d ago

Looks more like the still from the show. Your image is missing the valves and that purple pattern on the other leg.

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u/Scrotchticles 7d ago

Makes sense, he's sitting down on a chair so his legs look shorter.

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u/U_Dont_Smoke_Peyote 7d ago

I think they're referring to the fact one leg is like two times as big as the other

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u/Scrotchticles 7d ago

Maybe, that's not good either now that you mention it lol

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u/Jewrisprudent 7d ago

Definitely the right image but still think they didn’t size the legs right relative to each other, even by reference to that jpeg. The leg on the right is too big and the left is too small.

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u/fuchsgesicht 7d ago

that's one cell out of an animation, the leg your refer to is mid-strut. it's called squashing & stretching and it's like the first thing you learn about creating dynamic actions in your animation.

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u/Jewrisprudent 7d ago

My point is that relative to the jpeg it’s not correct. I see the slight difference in size in the jpeg, but the difference is too exaggerated in the tat.

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u/Shitart87 7d ago

That doesn’t translate well to a tattoo however.

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u/ikadu12 7d ago

Good find.

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u/grantfar 7d ago

I think that is a arm

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u/rogueblades 7d ago

No, this is Patrick...

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u/GODDESS_OF_CRINGE_2 7d ago

The meme... IT ACTUALLY WORKS! For the first time, it actually makes sense to me!

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u/PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 7d ago

How would that be an arm? It's a pair of pants.

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u/neonicblast 7d ago

Nah, it's definitely an arm

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u/nfreshn 7d ago

Nah, it’s definitely not. Patrick’s arms aren’t in sleeves. Just bad proportions

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u/no-mames 7d ago

They’re talking about the tattoo placement and you’re talking about the tattoo itself lmao. I love Reddit

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u/Markantonpeterson 7d ago

Thanks for clearing up my confusion haha, I was like "those look like pretty normal leg proportions... I mean maybe it's an arm...". Internet confusion is so easy to stumble into.

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u/Brownie_McBrown_Face 7d ago

No they mean Patrick’s legs are horribly disproportionate

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u/Quicklythoughtofname 7d ago

That's just how the actual scene looks, for the most part.

Looks like Patrick's outline kind of blends into the shadow of his chair, making his leg look smaller than it actually is. It's a bit small anyways though.

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u/saddingtonbear 7d ago

They look pretty even to me in the screenshot of the show, I feel like it was a mistake on the artists part.

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u/MibitGoHan 7d ago

I'm an artist myself and yeah this is on the tattoo artist. If the client is happy with it, who are we to judge though?

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u/Shitart87 7d ago

I mean part of being an artist is being able to make something look good on its own. You can’t just copy a single frame exactly and call it a day, if the leg will be disproportionate you have to fix it.

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u/BloodyLlama 7d ago

No you dont have to fix it; you do what the client hired you to do.

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u/DoingCharleyWork 7d ago

When I hire a tattoo artist part of what I'm paying for is their advice. They should see something like that and suggest altering to make it look better. If I decline than they do exactly what I ask but there have been plenty of times they made a suggestion and I went with it and it actually made my tattoo look a lot better.

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u/BloodyLlama 7d ago

Sure, but of the client wants the image depicted as it was in the show that's what you give them. I don't do tattoos but I've done plenty of work for clients that was clearly dumb and in bad taste. All you can do is offer your opinion. Some people listen and some people just want what they asked for. Part of being a professional is delivering what your client wants, not what you want.

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u/Shitart87 7d ago

The problem is that I highly doubt she brought up the disproportionate leg, and I also doubt that it was done intentionally if I’m being honest.

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u/DuckDuckYoga 7d ago

There’s no shadow surrounding the left (his right) leg in the show but there is on the tattoo. Kind of a weird choice by the artist to fill the space in with a shadow instead of matching the leg sizes.

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u/Glassmerlin 7d ago

It doesn't have black shade between his leg and his pants in the reference. It's not the same.

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u/honeybunchesofpwn 7d ago

Maybe Patrick is an amputee and he's just growing it back.

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u/Plz_kill-me 7d ago

I just learned that starfish do that the other day and now I feel like I see people talking about it everywhere

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u/MaverickTopGun 7d ago

A consequence of how animated figures are always drawn at a slight angle to the viewer's perspective.

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u/dont_trip_ 7d ago

The leg of someone who takes the elevator when going up two floors.

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u/DonkeyPuff422 7d ago

Despite being a starfish, I think they were going for arms (to the left) and legs (to the right), which would make sense given the angle of Patrick's face.

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u/KnollDark 7d ago

What's she talking about, that is a memorial piece

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u/Bigdongs 7d ago

RIP to a once perfect character

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u/Alternative-Pay8823 7d ago

Patrick is dead?

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u/Haunting_World_621 7d ago Helpful

No, he's Patrick.

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u/Madock345 7d ago

They made him the star of a spin off, where he is the host of a talk show

So, yes, he’s dead

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u/hikoboshi_sama 6d ago

Wait what?

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u/DrManowar8 7d ago edited 7d ago

The owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

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u/xlkslb_ccdtks 7d ago

honk honk honk honk honk honk

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u/DriedUpSquid 7d ago

mmmmmmmmmmwwwaaahhhhhhhhh

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u/Browns-78 7d ago

Day 3

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u/BigPenisJohnson 7d ago

Thank you for commenting the exact title of the post.

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u/DrManowar8 7d ago

I just noticed that now y’know

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u/JoyJoy_ 7d ago

I can't get over how the loop in the trombone is a closed loop, so no air actually goes through it.

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u/gyrowze 7d ago

That's supposed to be a trombone? I thought it was a funky trumpet

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u/Shimadamada2200 7d ago

It’s obviously a toblerone

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u/LouSputhole94 7d ago

It’s a Taun Taun. Patrick is hiding inside for warmth.

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u/xMogwai 7d ago

And it thought…….they smelled….. bad….. on the outside

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u/GrumbleCake_ 7d ago

Tuba-ma-ba?

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u/thagthebarbarian 7d ago

It would just be a bugle

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u/trhart 7d ago

To be fair, that's how it was drawn in the original episode

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u/Dunkelz 7d ago

Closed loop trombone and mismatching leg sizes. I'd go crazy having this tattoo once I noticed those.

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u/GrumbleCake_ 7d ago

And that a starfish can talk and wear shorts

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u/Ganon2012 7d ago

Of course they can wear shorts. It would just be a really tiny pair.

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u/JoyJoy_ 7d ago

"you know that's permanent?"

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u/Jpldude 7d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one that took offense to the closed loop!

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u/thoeoe 7d ago

There are very clearly 2 valves near the mouthpiece. I played trumpet not trombone but pressing the valve would direct air into the lower loop, though why there are two of them with only one loop I’ll lever know

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u/gyarrrrr 7d ago

Boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder!

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u/Ganon2012 7d ago

A wizard did it.

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u/Shitart87 7d ago

If you mean the tattoo artist I have bad news lmao. That’s not really how the industry works, If you get a bad tattoo that’s generally regarded as your fault for not putting more research into the artist. This artist might get chewed out but that’s it.

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u/BloodyLlama 7d ago

This image is copied pretty much exactly from the cartoon, so the mistake (or just decision? Maybe it was on purpose this dumb) was made by the SpongeBob animators. The tattoo artist did a very faithful recreation here.

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u/DuckDuckYoga 7d ago

Because they all just blow water through the valves :)

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u/FewerPunishment 7d ago

Sponge logic. Like haven't you heard about underwater fire??

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u/MMizzle9 7d ago

I'm glad someone else noticed this too

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u/AbeRego 7d ago

Impossibone

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u/WhiteHelljumper 7d ago

I love how you can tell this ain't that guy's first Patrick tattoo by the seahorse ride.

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u/jacktazz12345 7d ago

Haha noticed that too!

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u/ul2006kevinb 7d ago

It would be great if it turned out that the person who created SpongeBob was just covered in SpongeBob tattoos lol.

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u/stalleo_thegreat 7d ago

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u/WhiteHelljumper 7d ago

Hey look, it's Bold and Brash.

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u/stalleo_thegreat 7d ago

Bold and Brash? More like Belongs in the Trash!

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u/Tamias-striatus 7d ago

Bold and brash underneath and doodlebob next to it!

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u/ovrprotectiveunicorn 7d ago

Shoot, that was my last quarter

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u/noahdeerman 7d ago

would get it myself lol

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u/Bigdongs 7d ago

I see tattoos like these and want to get them but if I did I’d be covered In spongebob at this point

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u/Prisencoli_All_Right 7d ago

I always wanted a little one of Surprised Patrick.

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u/QueenCuttlefish 7d ago

Oh shit. Now I want one.

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u/sail-hatan999 7d ago

I see absolutely no problem in this. I have a tattoo of Manray and am definitely adding more spongebob ones

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u/Gucci__Flip__Flops 7d ago

Haha I have Doodle Bob, planning on getting Manray and a few more :)

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u/Gucci__Flip__Flops 7d ago

Just pick out your favorite episode moments or characters, I felt the same way but I currently only have DoodleBob and plan on getting a couple more. Theres a lot of space on skin for tats :)

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u/Chromattix 7d ago

Same here. Seeing funny cartoon tattoo's always has me going "that's so cool" but I just don't want anything permanent on my body.

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u/Genetiks_AR 7d ago

Take my strong leg

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u/hopelesslyhoagie 7d ago

Pictures you can hear

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u/somuchdanger 7d ago

How is that trumpet even held together? It’s usually not just a straight tube with a round piece on the bottom . . .

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u/Man_AMA 7d ago

5/7 trumpet not 100% accurate

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u/thevandalz 7d ago

Not 100% accurate but you give it a perfect score?!

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u/Man_AMA 7d ago

That’s why it’s a perfect score

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u/fluffyturtle21 7d ago

It’s a trombone, but your point is valid lol

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u/Glassmerlin 7d ago

Unfortunately you dicked up one of his legs.

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u/EmotionPending 7d ago

Maybe if some of us weren’t trying to tattoo with big meaty claws

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u/marxswasright 7d ago

And the trumpet. It doesn't connect correctly

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u/Glassmerlin 7d ago

Nah. To be fair, that was like that in the show.

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u/killerkaleb 7d ago

No its still inaccurate to what was shown in show

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u/Based0ne 7d ago

Mayonnaise is a great alternative for lubrication

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u/StuckInDreams 7d ago

Kicking? I wanna do some kicking!

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u/koavf 7d ago

light's

lights

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u/realCoolguy298 7d ago

Who ever is the owner of the white sedan you left your lights on

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u/Choco_tooth 7d ago

Whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whoooommmmmmmmmp.

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u/BeatsByDrPhil01 7d ago

I have a handsome squidward tattoo and it’s the best thing I’ve ever spent money on

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u/fiasco97 7d ago

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u/AThoughtLikeMine 7d ago

Looks like you're the attractive twin

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u/fiasco97 7d ago

Aww shucks

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u/Catcher22Jb 7d ago

lmao amazing

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u/TacticalJeggings 7d ago

That’s from the greatest SBS episode ever.

The one where they all play the concert at the Super Bowl halftime show.

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u/j0nthegreat 7d ago

that's not how trumpets work

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u/Majike03 7d ago

Throws paper into campfire

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u/thagthebarbarian 7d ago

Bugle... But still

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u/sail-hatan999 7d ago

Looks like they have that seahorse from Patrick's dream too

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u/KILLJEFFREY 7d ago

What range!

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u/zodar 7d ago

*Lights. No apostrophe. You don't use an apostrophe to make a word plural.

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u/Jayjaykun66 7d ago

That moment when you can hear a tattoo..

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u/ACluelessEngineer 7d ago

Wasn't it a trombone in the show? Why is Patrick in a bugle? I guess artistic interpretation?

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u/blade21197 7d ago

Crazy went to school with the artist who did this tat. Check out her IG she’s a dope person @samiamthesam

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u/FartsLikeWine 7d ago

As an ER doctor I see a lot of interesting people. A homeless man one time came in one time came in covered in interesting tattoos and I remarked as much. He replied “ I got a lot of weird ones too, wanna see?”. “Of course”, I replied. And before I could stop him his dick was out and across the head was tattooed “your name”. All lower case. My favorite patient ever.

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u/Particular_Laugh_738 7d ago

ONG this is my favorite SpongeBob scene! So many laughs over the years lmaooo

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u/NerdyContent 7d ago

This is pure art 💗

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u/zeukid 7d ago

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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u/ItsShorsey 7d ago

No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument....

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u/Almost_British 7d ago

I can hear this tattoo

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u/CurvyLocBae33 7d ago

Hahahah I’m just in awe of its beauty

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u/sillyluther 7d ago

Is that. Rusty trombome??

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u/GODDESS_OF_CRINGE_2 7d ago

My dad got a tattoo of Jack Skellington, and he hasn't even seen Nightmare Before Christmas.

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u/Philtheparakeet56 7d ago

As a trombone player, this scene never fails to crack me up.

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u/Nuhjeea 7d ago

Masterpiece akin to the Mona Lisa

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u/Ahlooloo 7d ago

"Ladel ladel ladel"

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u/QuarantineSucksALot 7d ago

Seems we’re not always turning left…

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u/anallist9000 7d ago

So, another memorial piece?

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u/gabarbra 7d ago

NGL I kinda want that now

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u/Silver-Shoulder-9184 7d ago

What do a rusty trumpet and a starfish have in common?

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u/Olka_lumberjack 7d ago

Big meaty claws!

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u/offdutybraziIiancop 7d ago

Spongebob tattoos are great, i have 3 and everybody i meet thinks they're the best ones i have

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u/Saxophobia1275 7d ago

If I played trombone I would 100% get this tattoo

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u/JedJinto 7d ago

Other people: sick tribal sleeve

Me:

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u/Goresnorkle 7d ago

People are just out there making shit up as they go along, aren’t they?

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u/Trippinferret 7d ago

There was a legit example from the show, how did so many details miss

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u/-SomeoneUwU 7d ago

Is mayonnaise an instrument

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u/ZippZack 7d ago

Who says this isn’t a memorial piece?

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u/Pizzanomnommer 7d ago

Patrick Pog

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u/DoctorTaboggan 7d ago

Shoutout to Patrick! Underrated af 😎!

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u/xoxangeldustxox 7d ago

omfg i love this

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u/JoshDaMan765 7d ago

I see someone got the correct tattoos

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u/Rude_Journalist 7d ago

Of course they make a lot of ways.

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u/fecking_sensei 7d ago

Your light’s what?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

So random