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u/-FalconKick- 3d ago
This is a Pom with a teddy bear cut
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u/AliBarberTheSecond 3d ago
Yup. But FaKe InTeRnEt PoInTs
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u/nescienti 3d ago
At some point redditors stopped automatically downvoting shit with an ifunny watermark. This was a mistake.
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u/Empusa_pennata 3d ago •
they see "dog picture" with a shitty baby talk title and they updoot in the name of Big Chungus
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u/BansR4Fannies 3d ago
Bug the big floofer is 100% wholesome! Just imagine it's little tippy taps when it gets to meet Keanu.
Edit: wow this really blew up
Edit 4: RIP my inbox
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u/lelebeariel 3d ago
UnDeRaTeD cOmMeNt! Take this updoot and get out!! Ackshully, I agree, KiNd StRaNgeR. Doggo posts are always poggers. Gud boii's is fren! Doge always get the upd00t from me! r/unexpectedIASIP r/unexpectedjojo r/unexpectedoffice r/angryupvote
Edit: I forgot to say MoRbiN
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u/AliBarberTheSecond 3d ago
Happened with tiktok as well.
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u/pacman404 3d ago
I still can't figure out how ifunny is still around, I figured they died around the time Digg did
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u/Alucardspapa 3d ago •
People also ask Why do tanuki have large balls?
The comical image of the tanuki having a large scrotum is thought to have developed during the Kamakura era, where goldsmiths would use tanuki pelts for the process of hammering gold nuggets into leaf. Tanuki may be shown with their testicles flung over their backs like travelers' packs, or using them as drums.
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u/Drakeytown 3d ago
I feel like no two sentences in this paragraph connect as much as you might think they do. Pretend I'm an inexperienced dummy who has never used an animal pelt to hammer gold. How would that process lead one to believe the animal had giant testicles?
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u/Smickey67 3d ago
I’m also an inexperienced dummy and I’m not rly sure why any of that about tanuki was brought up
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u/Drakeytown 3d ago
Something to do with one animal being mistaken for another, tanuki also being called raccoon dogs, despite being neither racoons nor dogs? Dracula here certainly expects the reader to do most of the heavy lifting!
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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 3d ago
I can see why you'd be confused. You should watch the classic film by Studio Ghibli called Pom Poko. It will explain everything.
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u/NeatNefariousness1 3d ago
Me too. LOL. But it seems like a lot of homework just to understand a comment. Even downvoting it takes more effort than it's worth. So, I'm making this new low-value comment to say I skipped the earlier one. 🤪
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u/According-Note8863 3d ago
Thanks I didn't expect to learn anything in the comments but reddits full of surprises.
On a side note if they used their sacks as drums wouldn't that redefine beating your meat and sounds painful as hell I've sat on my balls before I couldn't imagine using them like bongos, that being said I'm sure someone gets off to the idea.
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u/Top_Hat_Matt 3d ago
10 day old account posting as much as possible everywhere? Yeah nothing suspicious at all.
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u/FerretMilker 3d ago
I read that as "porn" and was so confused
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u/schnuck 3d ago
Only an idiot would believe this is a bear cub.
Oh, 23k upvotes…
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u/westwoo 3d ago •
Why? Intimate knowledge of bear cubs isn't some essential knowledge in the modern society, and believing an inconsequential picture is equally inconsequential. It literally doesn't matter if it's a bear cub or not
Idiots are the people who believe in important things despite evidence to the contrary. They are the people who refuse to learn, not those who don't know everything in the world
In fact, shaming the lack of knowledge itself is exactly how one would produce idiots. The more important it is to always look knowledgeable, the more likely it is that people will try to remain feeling knowledgeable regardless whether they know things or not. The more shamed people are for being ignorant, the more painful it will be for them to admit mistakes, and the more inclined they will be to hold on to their pre-existing beliefs and to their feeling of being always right
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u/Gusbus0001 3d ago
It definitely looks like a dog and not a bear tho. Maybe the nails?
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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely 3d ago
You can see the bear's nails?
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u/Ol-CAt 3d ago
Eyebrows, dogs evolved to have them, wolves don't have them
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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely 3d ago
That's an interesting fact, but what do we do with it here?
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u/Ol-CAt 3d ago
it just means eyebrows are a unique feature of dogs other than humans which they evolved from to, the picture has an eyebrow
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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely 3d ago edited 3d ago
Yes. But. This is a bear.
edit: welp I just went back and checked and it's a dog nevermind and I'm an idiot
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u/scottandcoke 3d ago
Still. He should have said dogs have eyebrows and bears don't. Not sure why he's bringing wolves into it.
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u/Empusa_pennata 3d ago
bears also have eyebrows, but the most notorious thing are the carnivore molars shaped like mountains instead of flat teeth.
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u/spobrien09 3d ago
Your fact is wrong, dogs have more expressive eyebrows. Dogs, wolves, and coyotes, which using the Biological Species Concept can be considered the same species, they all have eyebrows.
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u/Norwedditor 3d ago
https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/mystery-adorable-bear-dog-solved/story?id=36100564
Marked as fake even back in 2016...
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u/Ol-CAt 3d ago
Eyebrows, dog evolved to have eyebrows, wolves don't have them
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u/__-___-__-___-__ 3d ago
why do you keep mentioning wolves when ppl are talking about dogs and bears here?
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u/AdictedToCandy 3d ago
Paddington?
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u/HiMyNameIsPip 3d ago
He looks like he needs a marmalade sandwich
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u/WeaponXtcle 3d ago
No, Humpington. This is not a movie, this is happening. https://youtu.be/i0jnL35JagA
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u/Not_A_One_Trick 3d ago
It's so weird to see people not loosing their shit over an Ifunny watermark
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u/pizzaboy7269 3d ago
Only thing I like about iFunny is everyone loses their shit when there’s an iFunny watermark.
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u/Initial-Rope 3d ago
It was really a Pomeranian mix not a bear. Still cute af.
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Lifestyle/mystery-adorable-bear-dog-solved/story?id=36100564
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u/tres_liebres 3d ago
Did they think it was a collie?
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u/Tight_Volume6619 3d ago
Everybody has a great time with dogs. Look at that smile.. Bears like, I met the coolest creatures
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u/Sandrex_ 3d ago
yeahh, not until that bear will get old
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u/Empusa_pennata 3d ago
it's a dog. Except polars, bears have flat teeth
Give a shit and delete the post please. Stop fooling people with baby talk and misleading content.
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u/IrieMars 3d ago edited 3d ago
Don't bears and wolves hunt together and play together as adults often? I could have sworn I've seen them.
Found the article.
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u/bfandreas 3d ago
Not a bear, tho.
OP found a picture somewhere, didn't even come up with an untrue title themselves and y'all disengage any mental capacities and believe any old bs even in the face of the contrary.
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u/rathemighty 3d ago
I always love seeing this
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u/HaggisLad 3d ago
me too, nothing to do with the lie about the bear, but because that is the cutest damn fur baby ever
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Haha...Too funny.
This can't be real....no way.
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u/twhiz 3d ago
It's not. It's a Pom.
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u/Dubstequtie 3d ago
They know It’s not a bear… I hope.. how many bears go yip yip, pant pant, and run around sniffing other dogs butts? If those weren’t giveaways aside from the fact it has canine features, then I’m concerned for humanity. Well, what am I saying, people mistake felt animal dolls for real creatures, and photoshopped pink and blue cats with lilac eyes as “rare cat colors”.. they probably did believe it was a real bear cub..
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u/Spikedroses 3d ago
Those teeth and snout.. that's definitely 100% good boi
(Nah but that's a pom for sure, probably dyed to look like a bear)
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u/bunglederry 3d ago
Doesn't look like he was dyed. Just looks like a senior chocolate Pomeranian hehe
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u/rossarron 3d ago
I read a story of a couple who brought a dog that grew and only then did they realize it was a bear.
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u/adiquette 3d ago
This is a dog, bears don't do the mouth/tongue combination you can see in the photo.
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u/sarand85 3d ago
Pomeranian dogs who have dense and correct coats are often said to resemble a "teddy bear". Some dog breeds that look like stuffed animals:
- Bichon Frise
- Chow Chow
- Goldendoodle
- Great Pyrenees
- Tibetan Mastiff
- Poochon
- Pomsky
- aaaand... Pomeranian, of course
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u/Siwos101 3d ago
His eyes rememers me the eyes of “Sonic crappy unrealeased small eyes director cut, collectors edition movie“.
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u/Entropy_Kid 3d ago
I want to be as happy with anything in my life as much as this cub is at the shelter.
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u/MyYTubeGamingAccount 3d ago
Imagine if the shelter mistook it for a dog and adopted it out. It would keep growing, and growing, and growing,and growing, and growing,and growing, and growing until they had a fully grown bear.
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u/usernamesuggestions5 3d ago edited 3d ago
... till they realised that it wasn't actually very big as it was indeed a Pomeranian and not a bear
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u/rmumford 3d ago
Dang if we could breed bears to remain this size and deposition; dogs and cats would be feeling the competition for mankind’s affection.
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u/termacct 3d ago
It would be pretty cool to hang out with a bebe bear for a while. (of course there are issues like habituating to humans...)
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u/sitbackandsubreddit 3d ago
I can’t help but feel as if the “that smile” (grinning dog looking away and back again) award was made for this post and this post only. So, enjoy the award my friend and thank you for this post!
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u/hacked__Client1865 3d ago
you took it home raised it until it got as big as a brown bear oh shit this aint a dog
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u/Sutech2301 3d ago
I doubt that this is a real animal tho. I mean,what Kind of bear is that? Definitely No Brown bear. Doesn't Look Like a black bear either
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u/Repulsive-Farmer4682 3d ago
Imma tell you why that’s not a bear, the mom would’ve slaughtered the entire shelter 💀
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