r/HolUp 13d ago

What's His Rap Name ?

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u/AnbuColo 13d ago

Necks Dimension.

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u/GettingUsedToMyself 13d ago

Necks gonna give it to ya.

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u/Rockman2isgud 13d ago

FUCK WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOUR OWN

NECKS GON' DELIVER TO YA

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u/brandondsantos 13d ago

NECK NECK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL

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u/2sedated 13d ago

WITH A BIG ASS NECK OF STAINLESS STEEL

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u/JacksLackOfSuprise 13d ago

Break necks of the enemy!

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u/TheReverseShock 13d ago

But no matter how many necks I break heads with I'll break who you bendin' me

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u/Alikaboos99 13d ago

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEVER WANTED NOTHING BUT YOUR WIFE IS SUCKING ON MY NECK

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u/l337joejoe 13d ago

FIRST MY NECK I- POP, THEN MY NECK I- ROLL

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u/YoloIsNotDead 13d ago

THEN MY NECK IT, POPS, GO, LET IT GO

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u/Skulfunk 13d ago edited 13d ago

How strong are you if you're deforming people's skulls with somebody's spinal column.

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u/Lexist_ 13d ago

I dunno but this rap is turning solemn

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u/Jethro_Cohen 13d ago

Neck fifty times greater than that of Gollum

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u/ElectronicEffective8 13d ago

break neck speed

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u/Arkmer 13d ago

Not gonna lie, it’s fucking almost 11:30pm here and I want to blast some DMX now.

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u/_Ki11UMiN4Ti_ 13d ago

Do it

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u/Kingston_Advice1 13d ago

Doesn’t stop my neighbor from blasting techno til 4am

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u/_Ki11UMiN4Ti_ 13d ago

My neighbors listen to great music, whether they like it or not

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u/Silly_Clerk_9162 13d ago

Rest in peace OG

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf 13d ago

Departure deserved way more fanfare imo

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u/joe_nasty 13d ago

X released two multi platinum albums in the same calendar year.

Absolute legend. RIP

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u/Athletez2399 13d ago

Fuck it, im gunna blast DMX for all of us.

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u/Diligent-Ad-8791 13d ago

Yes do it if you haven't

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u/ShakezulaDaMicRulah 13d ago

god bless everyone in this thread of comments, i love you all

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u/Muted_Golf_1550 13d ago

Getting hard and busy with it

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u/bootes_droid 13d ago

BUT I GOT THIS BIG ASS NECK IMMA CLOCK YA WITH IT

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u/snickinz 13d ago

Why am I laughing so hard at this omg.

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 13d ago

KNOCK! KNOCK! OPEN UP YOUR DORSALS HERE!! WITH A NONSTOP POP! POP! OF GAINS OF STEEL!!

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u/goochesnoches 13d ago

WHAT HE GON GIVE IT TO YA

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u/SaberMocha 13d ago

GON DELIVER TO YA

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u/artformarket 13d ago

I read a few comments. Giggled, then clicked the back button... at the exact moment, I read this. I laughed so hard I came back to comment how fucking funny this was.

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u/OwenSownd 13d ago

Jeez I like this one

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u/MasterOfDerps 13d ago

That's necks level

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u/DarkWorserPlays 13d ago

You’re actually a genius

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u/realboydburton 13d ago

This one ☝️

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u/MugiwaraAsta 13d ago

Busta Spine

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u/15367288 13d ago

Lil Thyroid

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u/meetnfx 13d ago

Lil Steroid

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u/Stecco_ 13d ago

Biggie Steroids

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u/heliumneon 13d ago

50 Centimeters

(It actually is if you look at the measuring tape)

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u/Blub-man 13d ago

G U- Neck (echoes: eck eck eck)

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u/I-Demand-A-Name 13d ago

Biggie Roids!

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u/dogwouldnthunt 13d ago

Thyroid Timmy aka Lil Thyroid aka BigSwallow

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u/jdoesheaps 13d ago

GIRTH- QUAKE

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u/awkwardsalmons 13d ago

Fuckin slayed my dude

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u/Intelligent-Wall7272 13d ago

Tore them a new asshole

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u/sunufgud 13d ago edited 13d ago

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u/Madmagican- 13d ago

And a relatively known Dedede player from the Smash community

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u/5sectomakeacc 13d ago

googles girthquake

abuse allegations and far right rants, also he plays king dedede

Oh there's the HolUp.

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u/unlikelyzuchini 13d ago

Lockneck Monster

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u/sometimesisleeptoo 13d ago

The Necktorious B.I.G.

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u/rhwsapfwhtfop 13d ago

2 Neckz

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u/ShuBakuhatsuSatsujin 13d ago

50 necks

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u/Firekid31 13d ago

Necklace (pronounced neckless)

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u/boreddoingboringshit 13d ago

WHY U GOT SO MANY NECKLESS

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u/rhwsapfwhtfop 13d ago

A Tribe Called Necks

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u/adeathsovicious 13d ago

A.K.A. Tree Fitty

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u/GettingUsedToMyself 13d ago

It has to be Tree Fiddy. It has all the clout and…neck. Goddamn Loch Ness monster. It sounds like a rap name.

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u/maxy_b_ 13d ago

OG Throat Goat

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u/enonymous617 13d ago

Inspecta Neck

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u/Nice_Presentation_20 13d ago

Protect ya neck

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u/DigitvlBvth 13d ago

Respect tha neck.

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u/Slimh2o 13d ago

Lil' Big Nek...

Or, in short,.. Lil B Nek.

Which would somehow later become,

Lil B Nekked....

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u/Hanzo_Pinas 13d ago

Sacrafice tha neck

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u/kouutaa 13d ago

Hahaha I thought this too!

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u/TheTigersAreNotReal 13d ago

Lil Glizzy Gulper

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u/Biggs55 13d ago

Pause

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u/PHRESH21 13d ago

Play

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u/Majestic_Salad_I1 13d ago

Pause again

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u/Simple_Warning_6797 13d ago

Rewind

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u/Hey_its_thatoneguy 13d ago

Now play again.. slowly

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u/Majestic_Salad_I1 13d ago

…slower…

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u/chacharealharsh 13d ago

fast forward to 1:03:50

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u/_INCompl_ 13d ago

Your mum already has that name

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u/Stella430 13d ago

Necki Minaj

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u/krthompson87 13d ago

Neckleback

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u/Delta_Infinity_X 13d ago

LOOK AT THIS NECK!!!

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u/RudeAwakening38 13d ago

EVERY TIME I DO I THINK OF SHREK

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u/amynias 13d ago

I fucking chortled, thanks for this.

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u/TuroKK007 13d ago

Necki minajerie

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u/sockonfoots 13d ago

Sir Cumference

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u/Ok_Imagination_5811 13d ago

Best so far! Where are the upvotes?

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u/toasterburger 13d ago

Unsnappable

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u/Cosmocision 13d ago

You say that but I'm pretty sure this guy could snap his own neck just by flexing.

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u/KryptixTraveler 13d ago

Is it actually possible to snap your own neck by flexing ? 🤔 someone with more knowledge than me please enlighten me. Do people snap their own necks when they have seizures or strokes ?

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u/bigfatcarp93 13d ago

I don't know about flexing, but I do know that if you have a neck injury already, you can very much make it worse, even break it, by just turning your head. That's why Paramedics often tell crash victims not to move until they can get close to examine them.

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u/Bbaftt7 13d ago

There’s such a thing as internal decapitation. I know it doesn’t answer your question, but since we’re talking about breaking necks, here it is.

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u/AnjingNakal 13d ago

That's definitely the lamest form of decapitation

"How was ur day"

"Was ok but I got decapitated"

"O wow, did ppl freak out?"

"Tbh no one really noticed"

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u/Apophis90 13d ago

Have you ever had your neck adjusted by a chiropractor? Where you lay on your back as they're about to snap your neck. The physician tells you to, "just relax." - Nah bro you're about to kill me

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u/neildmaster 13d ago

5 Chains (2 Chains wouldn't fit)

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u/sometimesisleeptoo 13d ago

Kanye Necks

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u/iforgot123456789 13d ago

50 Centimeter

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u/tinedwhale 13d ago

Yeah…. You win lol

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u/BeerJunky 13d ago

Dunno, looks more like 50 inches.

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u/ThePlagueDoctor913 13d ago

Wanna know what else is 50 inches?

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u/Random-References 13d ago

Gary Coleman?

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u/BeerJunky 13d ago

He wishes.

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u/seuaniu 13d ago

50 inches underground

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u/BeerJunky 13d ago

This diiiccckkkkk?

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u/deyawper 13d ago

Daisy chains

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u/murrs_nipples 13d ago

neXneXneXTENTACION

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u/bringthenoise93 13d ago

My guy. Neckst level. Well done.

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u/OGSHAGGY 13d ago

U ain’t getting any love but this ones good

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u/thoughtful_chis 13d ago

Take my free award LOL

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u/JoseMachismo 13d ago

Inspectah Neck.

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u/2278AD 13d ago

Swole dirty bastard

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u/Minibeebs 13d ago

Jeff

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u/-biohazard-butterfly 13d ago

Idk why but I literally cracked up

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u/supernova12034 13d ago

its because you werent expecting it, its so normal compared to all the other ridiculous ones.

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u/Nowheretoturn48 13d ago

I don't know why but your explanation really explained it to me

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u/Sixpacksack 13d ago

Its bc words in different orders are cool

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u/BenjiPyro 13d ago

Your rap name must be XXXplanation.

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u/notwnrz_ 13d ago

Sir you can’t use that word here. It’s very offensive

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u/TheHunnyRunner 13d ago

Neck...er? Wait... No.

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u/bonesakimbo 13d ago

Je-sk. Yes Jesk.

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u/Quick-Promise5951 13d ago

Looks like a viagra pill got caught in his throat..

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u/Migsszx 13d ago

Kanye West (Ft. Looks like a viagra pill got caught in his throat)

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u/seancollinhawkins 13d ago

Laughed way too hard at this

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u/piyushvishwakarma 13d ago

Four Five Necks - Kanye West (Ft. Looks like a viagra pill got caught in his throat)

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u/ariffsidik 13d ago

Fire 🔥

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u/Hambackk_19 13d ago

Absolute gold.

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u/Crazy-Entertainer242 13d ago

That was great haha

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u/youmadbrad 13d ago

I remember hearing a joke about this as a kid

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u/No-Challenge1374 13d ago

What if he just has a really tiny head..

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u/OGSHAGGY 13d ago

It lowkey kinda looks photoshopped. Not super easy to tell though, whoever did it isnt too bad if it is

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u/Cgraves1 13d ago

Lil apnea

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u/TheRationalist 13d ago

Had a DOT physical where they did this to me, just today. Thanks for confirming my hopes of somebody saying this.

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u/oh-no-godzilla 13d ago

Neckx-n-Effect

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u/nlm1974 13d ago

Lift baby, lift baby, 1, 2, 3, 4

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u/GroceryLazy6791 13d ago

Young and neck less

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u/disgruntledguest 13d ago

How the fuck is this a holup, dudes just got a thick neck?

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u/Tellemkit madlad 13d ago

This is a weird recentish trend where people post or ask questions on /r/holup for no reason and the mods don't do anything about it.

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u/forty_three 13d ago

I feel like it's been happening all over the place for some reason recently. Like suddenly people have realized that posting vapid, open-ended questions get them tons of engagement on their posts.

I guess whatever floats your boat, but personally, I've had to block a handful of meme subs because that was the only content I was seeing from them. And that type of content isn't really my vibe

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u/Brooklynxman 13d ago

Step 1: Take a question for /r/AskReddit

Step 2: Place on random image pointing at user

Step 3: Post in literally any other subreddit

Step 4: Karma

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u/truth_sentinell 13d ago

You mean the SaY a SuPerPowEr aNd I WilL tElL yOu a SiDe eFfect type of posts?

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u/srh707 13d ago

Thickle Rick

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u/isingtobeef 13d ago

DMNecks

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u/sjwilli 13d ago

This guy done swallow a Popeyes's biscuit without water.

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u/Maximum_Ganache_1956 13d ago

Looks like CJ from San Andreas when you max out the muscle stat.

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u/Mike29758 13d ago

The newest member of Bone Thugz N Harmony: Neck Bone

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u/Glemka37 13d ago

Why is that in HolUp ? :<

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u/fuymfgfom 13d ago

B.J. King

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u/ohmaj 13d ago edited 13d ago

Jaw rule

DMNex

Swoldier boy (personal favorite)

Lil Nex

Magnum

Necktorious B.I.G.

Biggie swols

50 cent (imeters) fits him better then the other guy lol

Sir-lifts-a-lot

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u/KnicksFan021234444 13d ago

thicc nek

thiccnek on the beat, comin with the heat, fuck that shit i know im lit, shit, shits got me on a trip when im comin with the shit, this fit will make you flip

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u/Skeetermaster4270 13d ago

Neckst Level

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u/redhotradio 13d ago

Someone call the Coney Island hot dog people right now

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u/Okinapansa 13d ago

50centimeters

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u/CallMeOongaBoonga 13d ago

Inspectah Neck

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u/TheBlack12elve 12d ago

Neckudah Woods

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u/KittenSmutt 13d ago

2Thiccck

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u/russvanderhoof 13d ago

The Humongous N.E.C.K.

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u/BawsaqComposite 13d ago

So that’s what they meant by “shorty give me neck til I pass out” This guy must give the best neck (in the name of familia)

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u/FnGQ 13d ago

Tic Troat.