r/RoastMe • u/heartRoaster • 20h ago

i know this is gonna be fun, scar me for life respected blood sucker folks

r/RoastMe • u/Ainkill_Bider • 11h ago

20F/Business Major/Applied Mathematics Minor

r/RoastMe • u/iblowbubblesx • 8h ago

It's Friday night, time to get drunk and react to the best reddit has to offer, do your worst!!

r/RoastMe • u/PhopX • 12h ago

Roast us

r/RoastMe • u/En01A • 1d ago

Not quite a year on since my last post but same old 25 never been in a relationship.

r/RoastMe • u/Willow9356 • 8h ago

Bored weirdos looking for good insults

r/RoastMe • u/Tridentgaming77 • 6h ago

23M | Architecture graduate who just finished Uni | Do your best I gotta get some motivation in life.

r/RoastMe • u/everythingtiddiesboi • 18h ago

I (24) performed the Napoleon Dynamite dance at my HS prom

r/RoastMe • u/Time_Elevator_9543 • 1d ago

30 y/o, been single, magnet for toxic men, still watches cartoons and totes plushies to look younger than I am

r/RoastMe • u/stix-2303 • 1h ago

Mildly autistic 19 Year old who likes social and life sciences and doesn't know what to study in college yet. I have never had a gf and the times I've gotten close I have either been manipulated or ghosted. I'm also a drummer who likes jazz(latin included), funk, blues, soul, r&b and rock

r/RoastMe • u/Alchemygirl999 • 14h ago

roast me 24 /f/detroit

r/RoastMe • u/Flimsy_Good_7163 • 19h ago

Toxic people and psycho magnet. Care so much about what people think that I got a haircut after the last roast. someone said I look like Shelly Duvall from the shining and I just couldn't live with myself. I had to resign due to complicated reasons so I'm unemployed now too. Still live with my folks

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r/RoastMe • u/Finnleyy • 3h ago

Make me hate myself while I spend my night trying to remove a splinter from my finger.

r/RoastMe • u/kenny0091 • 5h ago

Do I look like Dua Lipa? Be Honest♥️

r/RoastMe • u/Dull_Ad_9524 • 5h ago

try your best

r/RoastMe • u/generictomato • 7h ago

Trucker (21 yrs/M) My emotional support stripper just got engaged. 🥲

r/RoastMe • u/nathanielllo • 10h ago

Just had a random 12 yr old call me slender man after just shaving my beard off yesterday.. do your worst

r/RoastMe • u/entropyharvester • 10h ago

Don't hold back I like it rough 😏

r/RoastMe • u/iamBETTO • 1d ago

A Christian in a Jewish country. I'm 26. I still live with my mom. No drivers license. Lost virginity at 22. I'm not balding, quite the opposite; but my hair does have a lot of white spots already.

r/RoastMe • u/Outside-Broccoli7735 • 2d ago

31, divorced, military brat, sells furniture for a living, basically lives off Little Caesar’s

r/RoastMe • u/Forum_Lurker42 • 1d ago

31M. My handwriting sucks

r/RoastMe • u/AprilsFoolNeverMay • 1d ago

Names Chris. nicest guy you ever met. haven't cut my hair in 13 years. living with my sister. do your worst.

r/RoastMe • u/matt_giordano • 2d ago

M21 - Italian. Why I have no success on Tinder?

r/RoastMe • u/thatonepoet89 • 2d ago

18F with a serious case of baby face, Jewish, collects CDs

r/RoastMe • u/wwwdotWeirdperson • 2d ago

Almost my 19th birthday and someone told me I looked like a Chucky doll. Do your worst.