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"be yourself" honestly my 13th reason. Dating is a nightmare. I give up
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u/eduard549
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"that s a red flag" proceeds to tick every red flag there is.
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u/lydocia 3d ago •
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I mean, I can understand you're scrolling Tinder, you see a dude wearing makeup and you think, "okay, that's not my jam". That's fair, you can't be everybody's type, whatever. But to then proceed to swipe right on him, match with him all just to tell him that? How self-absorbed can you be? Like, "oh, no, this dude cannot possibly continue living his life without hearing my opinion on his looks, right now!"
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u/hoyle_mcpoyle 3d ago
Matched with a woman one time who messaged me first just to tell me that she wished I had hair. Like, okay.....me too. Thanks for going out of your way to tell me. Not sure what I'm supposed to do with that information
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u/lydocia 3d ago
"You think so? I'll just strap on my hair growth jacket and fly off to the hair growth market to get me some hair growth, thanks."
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“Just grow some hair? Why don’t I strap on my hair helmet and squeeze down into a hair cannon and fire off into hair land, where hair grows on hairies?!”
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u/Larrys_Human 3d ago •
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She looks like she won minesweeper on expert.
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u/SeenC77 3d ago
Whoa whoa whoa wtf??? That’s one of my proudest accomplishments
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u/brad_doesnt_play_dat 3d ago •
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it's because winning minesweeper on expert results in... based on memory of my addiction 10 years ago... I think 99 red flags on all the solved mines. I was insulted too at first...
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u/HookerWithAPeenis
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Girl can't handle you being the prettier one. Dude, you've got flair.
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u/Jaclyn_22 3d ago •
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I was gonna say; this bitch is jeaaalllouuussssss
OP, your complexion is perfection
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u/Pancakewagon26 3d ago
OP is so fucking hot, he is so far out of that girls league they are playing a different sport.
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u/La_Jalapena 3d ago
For real I'm surprised he swiped right on her, he's cuter than her
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u/MeMeMeMeYouYouYouYou 3d ago
Straight guy chirping in here, he's hot!! Dodged a bullet mate!
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I was gonna say myself, bro’s settling for a chick who looks like she smells like kitty litter and her go too carb source is salt and vinegar chips. I’d be setting my standards way higher if I were him, mf’s glowing.
Edit: Although I think salt and vinegar chips are repulsive, this is no hate toward anyone who enjoys them. It’s a crack at her being a salty pos.
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u/Skyy-High 3d ago
Why you gotta bring salt and vinegar chips into this?
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u/Xzenor 3d ago
My guess: Cause she's sour and salty...
Nothing wrong with salt&vinegar chips though! I love 'm too!
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u/Dronizian 3d ago
Nothing wrong with them? They're literally designed to be painful. Cut up the gums, then shove salt and vinegar in the wound. Delicious little potato based traps, they are.
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u/YouJustDid 3d ago
looks like she smells like kitty litter
carb source is salt and vinegar chips
you are one vicious otherfxcker, not to mention accurate
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u/atreyu947 3d ago
I was gonna say she looked basic but you said it better 😂
OP could definitely do better
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u/letmeinpls7 3d ago
Literally she looks musty af. Bitch can’t handle someone that knows how to put makeup beautifully
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u/QuinnMann 3d ago
You look stunning! Your hairstyle, facial structure, skin and clothes look great :))
She won’t last long as a hairstylist with that backwards and bigoted attitude.
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago
Gracias 🤍I really appreciate this comment
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u/oosuteraria-jin 3d ago
mate you are so much more attractive than she is.. That's even before taking personality into account. If you add that, you're golden.
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago
That's very kind
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u/ivej89 3d ago
Seriously! You are gorgeous/handsome - whichever your preference is and frankly I think both (I say this as a 32 year old woman who is also in the dating scene). You seem like an absolutely wonderful human, who is kind, compassionate, and witty in addition to being a 10/10 in the looks department. You do you boo - and the world is a better place for you being in it. Hell if I matched with you I’d ask you out in a heartbeat based on how you handled this bigot alone. ❤️ keep shining that light and positivity. People like you give me hope that the world can be full of beautiful souls.
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u/water2wine 3d ago
I’d even say no need to sink to her level and judge people so by looks - there’s plenty of behavioral evidence here to conclude that she’s ratchet and that you’re an absolute gentleperson.
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u/vyycx 3d ago
Dude dont care about some random woman, you are dripping style holy shit
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u/QuinnMann 3d ago
Anytime, judging by the screenshots and comments you’ve left here you seem to be an awesome person too! I wish you all the best in life and hope you find what you’re looking for💚
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u/Vigilante17 3d ago
I’m a man and after seeing your pictures I want to be pansexual too ;-) unfortunately I like boobies a lot, lot
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u/atkinson137 3d ago
Fortunately, Pansexuals also like boobies! =P
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u/Temporary-Double-809 3d ago
Right? Completely stunning. In the shallow vein, girl is waaaaay lower on the hotness scale - at least based on the photo displayed in chat. Also, sounds like she acts shitty. In total, she’s like a 1 on the dateable scale. I hope for her she grows as a person. I hope for OP he doesn’t let garbage behavior bring him down for long.
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u/BlessedBigIron 3d ago
I'm going to take a wild guess that she's shit at her job anyway.
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u/Bowlmaster15
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Nobody's talking about your awesome response to being called gay, well done and don't let one hateful person get to you, you rock
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago •
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I appreciate you
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u/vanillaacid 3d ago
Don’t even worry about this girl, she’s just mad that your prettier than she is
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago
Haha idkkk
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u/Briley_Breeze 3d ago
You’re gorgeous.
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u/blkwolf 3d ago
As a straight married man, I wish I could be a third as good-looking as him.
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u/throwbackxx 3d ago
Then.. How about trying makeup? As it's neither feminine nor masculine. It's just make up
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u/spankiemcfeasley 3d ago
Take the compliment bro. I’m completely straight and also married and even I think you’re hot.
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u/CatPuddles 3d ago
You are waaaaaaaay out of her league anyway
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u/TrustyourOverseer 3d ago
That's what I was thinking 1) why did she even match with him just to be a bitch? Having a bad day and wanted to take it out on someone I guess and 2) DAMN he's very attractive and polite.
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u/Delicious_Orphan 3d ago
Probably felt threatened by him, tried to bring him down to feel better about herself.
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u/n00bvin 3d ago
Yeah, she’s not really pretty enough to have such a shit attitude. Not that there is ever an excuse for that behavior, but still.
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u/SqlBurn13 3d ago
You're being kind. I'd have called her an ogre after all of that nonsense.
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u/n00bvin 3d ago
Oh, c’mon, that’s not fair.
Shrek is much nicer than her. Give him credit for that.
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u/Mathilliterate_asian 3d ago
Yeah I don't get it. She saw that he has makeup on and she matched just to insult him? People really need to get a life.
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u/TrustyourOverseer 3d ago
And it's not about looks I get it, even though he's very handsome, but he was still nice to her even though she was being rude. Like she's just an ugly person inside and out.
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u/Blasterbot 3d ago
I didn't think you'd need tinder looking like that.
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u/Sarahthelizard Lovely tinder spark 3d ago
Yeah like if he hit on me I’d get all blush and shy tho :/
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u/Jce735 3d ago
Well ya know what I'm bi so I guess I'm not a real man either. Is anyone real? Are we all just labels in this pretend world?
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u/Western_Discount6044 3d ago
Bethany is garbage. Report her, and continue your search.
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago •
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I'm searching for someone and something that doesn't exist
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u/Eliteman76 3d ago •
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Just a hint…I am totally going to date myself but I met my wife in an AOL chat room over 14.4 dial up internet 🤣 We talked to each other for 2 years before I got the nerve to ask her out for a date. We’ve been married over 21 years. Together 24+ years. Old bohunk (bohemian) saying: Don’t expect to meet your love at the beer hall. Find that person where you tend your fields. Or, layman’s terms, look for your partner where you find your joys in life. Also…I swore I was never going to get married but I ended up being the second one out of my group of friends and outlasted all their marriages.
Work on finding your joy in life and seriously, others will pick up on that vibe.
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago
Thank you for this
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u/Electronic_Bad_4315 3d ago •
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You're cute af, your responses were both funny and respectful, and you're obviously not shallow cause you're way out of her league and don't seem to mind; good things are coming king.
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u/VOZ1 3d ago •
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Cute!? This mf is drop dead gorgeous, and I am a happily married straight dude. OP is the guy my wife and I would walk past, then both look at each other and say, “Did you see that guy!? He fine af.”
OP, your personality shines through here. You’ll find your person, I can almost guarantee it. And you’ll deserve them as much as they deserve you!
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u/Kinners_Dinners 3d ago
As a married straight dude too I have to agree with this guy. OP looks fucking good, i'd be happy to look like that.
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u/Inevitable_Surprise4 3d ago
I agree. OP is objectively model attractive. Just the cream of the crop. And, they are good natured as well? If I were single and anywhere near their league, sign me up!
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u/Chanwiz88 3d ago
For real!!!! He totally is out of her league!
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u/matsudasociety 3d ago
I am a straight man and when I saw OP's pictures, I was not expecting that. The dude is handsome and way out of that piece of trash's league.
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u/No_Recording3861 3d ago
I'm straight too but I was like gawdanggg man looks like he'd be a model of some sort.
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u/VentiEspada 3d ago
Met my wife over ICQ back in the late 90's, been together 20 years and have 4 kids. They're out there, just gotta dig through all the manure to find the gems. You'll find it, don't let these morons with barely any functioning brain cells detract from your awesomeness!
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u/LilLordFuckPants404 3d ago
If I were your age, I would be all about finding a beautiful man just like you. What you’re looking for is probably going to take you a while to sift through the dating garbage, but you’ll find her/him/them.
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u/K_Pumpkin 3d ago
I met my boyfriend selling a baseball card on Craigslist. I met up with him. Sold him the card. We started talking. Exchanged numbers. 8 years and one kid later here we are.
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u/Objective-Climate938 3d ago
. We’ve been married over 21 years. Together 24+ years. Old bohunk (bohemian) saying:
Don’t expect to meet your love at the beer hall. Find that person where you tend your fields.
Or, layman’s terms, look for your partner where you find your joys in life. A
This image made me lose faith in humanity - this comment restored it.
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u/Eliteman76 3d ago •
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You’re welcome. Only advice I can offer is idc who your partner is…but never stop and forget…you’re with your best friend. even if they sleep kick you occasionally in the junk Life is a two way street, and fml hard lessons sometimes mean you have to remember to listen to the person, not just hear them. I could ramble on about shit all night, but you probably get my point. Live life. Have some joy in it. Do some crazy shit and remember to laugh about how bad a decision it was but still wtf it was worth doing.
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u/HighHowHighAreYou 3d ago
Please, do “ramble”. Hell, if you wouldn’t mind making a whole post about this. I would definitely love to hear more of your personal love life, how you kept/keep your marriage/relationship strong, etc. I’m sure others would be interested as well, but I can only speak for myself.
I am very interested in your knowledge and advice.
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u/Eliteman76 3d ago
I’m just some eloquent redneck, but being in a relationship…it takes work. But the moment you stop trying to have fun, you lose sight…my awesome midgety wife will probably chime in here but tbh…we had a few years where it was up and down. Career and work stresses, money stresses. Working through difficult things. We as a couple have always done what we can together. Have a problem? Much like running a GTA V online bank heist, the team has to develop an action plan and work through the hail of gunfire and shit, did we get the burritos for the party?
Dealing with things as they come, and zen moments of what you have immediate control over, that’s what you can worry about. If it’s a massive thing out of your control, we’ll let’s take some notes and keep it on the watch but not let it consume our lives.
I will say this. I’m not perfect. But I’m doing what I can to just live my life and enjoy it. Feel free to drop me a message any time.
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u/Patriot0811 3d ago
Damn, did you two have a moment of silence when they shut down AIM? Did she happen to be local or it start off as LDR?
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u/Eliteman76 3d ago
Tbh we never even thought about when they killed off aim or the old aol local chat rooms.
Now, I will say this much. My wife and I had two years of pent up energy. Shenanigans were afoot, to this day we can’t stop laughing about how we can never finish The Big Lewboski and I’ll just say shredding cheese is one of the most amusing code worded euphemisms in our lives. Now, what may or may not happened during that first date night, we can just leave that to the sands of time. And NC-17 ratings 🤣
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u/Hot-Adhesiveness3096 3d ago
She's a disgusting pig who should be reported. Additionally, her education level must be if a 4 year old. She doesn't know the difference between wear and where
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u/thatscoldjerrycold 3d ago
There should be a "report this to her parents and employer" button on Tinder (just kidding ofc)
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u/SimilarJackfruit8315 3d ago
What the actual fuck?!? I sincerely hope someone shits in her cheerios.🤷♀️
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u/Aryk93 3d ago
Looks like she'd still eat it regardless tbh
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u/SimilarJackfruit8315 3d ago
I sure hope so, hopefully also becoming the breeding ground for e coli.
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u/7891Secaj 3d ago
I just laughed out loud at the beach 🤣
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u/nah_suspect 3d ago
Reddit and the beach is a cold combo
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u/ApparentlyIronic 3d ago
In her earlier messages she was obviously trying to offend you to get some kind of negative response so she could be righteously indignant and have an excuse to go hard at you. When that didn't work because you were too positive and mature, she went in anyway. A real garbage person. Inside and out.
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u/KuriboShoeMario 3d ago
I'm probably overthinking but this just reeks of something that a homophobe with too much time on their hands would do. Sign up to match with bi/pan people and then let the venom spew. She went right to his sexuality with no hesitation and didn't let go of it the entire convo and something about that last message makes me think if she's said it once, she's said it a hundred times.
Just seems very planned to me, which makes it all the more pathetic.
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u/Tight_Departure_2983 3d ago
Oh, it's absolutely planned. This has happened a lot to me on tinder throughout my transition. You can't really tell me apart from a cis woman but I have the fact that I am trans clearly marked to avoid matching with someone who's not cool with that.
It got much worse when tinder added the ability to message someone unsolicited with platinum. At least before I would never really match with the types of dudes who'd spew hate (most of whom are coincidentally Ram 1500 drivers)
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u/wehavethesamecar 3d ago
my god you’re fucking handsome
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago
😳 me?
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u/Worldly-Breath2158 3d ago
Yes, you! Handsome and witty.
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago
🙃 geez you're so kind thank you
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u/F4TF1NG3R5 3d ago
Bro, I'm straight but I know a handsome dude when I see one. Don't let that one homophobic bitch get you down.
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u/Boss_Boggs 3d ago
"He's hot? I can't tell if a guy is attractive"
"If you woke up with Donovan's face and body, how would you feel?"
"I'd feel fantastic."
"That's how you know a man is attractive."
-New Girl
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u/Beefhammer63 3d ago
I’m also a straight dude, and I’d do a double take to check you out if I saw you walking down the street. Keep up the good work, you’ll meet someone who’s not a shitbag eventually 👌🏻
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u/smuubuuh 3d ago
My jaw actually dropped when I swiped to the second picture! You’re STUNNING and your responses were amazing too
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago
Nooo way
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u/DeepBackground5803 3d ago
YES. I actually gasped. Then I zoomed in to see the makeup she was talking about, and I honestly can't tell. Your skin is luminescent!!!!! If you're wearing makeup then it's very natural and I need some tips. Your eyes are gorgeous! You are physically stunning, but based on that short interaction (with a disgusting person) your beauty also shines from within.
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago
SUNSCREEN BABYYYYY!! MOISTURIZER. SUNSCREEN. PRIMER. THEN CONCEALER 🤍 lol. That was my excitement in telling you my routine. Your skin can glow too dear!
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u/petrcobra 3d ago
As a straight guy I gotta say, he looks better than her
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u/michaelmontana 3d ago
i agree and im so straight my toxic masculinity wishes OP would have insulted her back
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u/aguynamedtojo 3d ago
After I read the first picture I scrolled to the next pictures and audibly gasped. I’m a straight man and my first thought was “this guy is a 10, Bethany is a fucking loser” lol
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u/antibannannaman 3d ago
Boy you handsome as hell and im straight as an arrow lmfao
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago
Haha thanks
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u/ewokxninja 3d ago
Straight guy here, too, and also came to say you’re a great looking dude. Dust off your crown and keep chugging along, King
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago
You guyssss. Thank you🥺
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u/nuckfevin 3d ago
I think I speak for a solid number of the straight guys here, we just trynna be like you king
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u/Proper-Beginning289 3d ago edited 3d ago
Shit. Sorry. Your reply is killer. You kept your composure*, didn't escalate, and stayed kind. RIP Beth.
Edit: spelling
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u/anonymouse604 3d ago
Dang dude, where do you live? You’d clean up in my city.
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago
Columbus Ohio. Where are you?
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u/anonymouse604 3d ago
Vancouver, BC. Not sure how progressive Columbus is but I guarantee you’d slay here.
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u/captain_ender 3d ago
Yuh he'd be up to his neck in bussy and pussy here in Brooklyn. At the same time more than likely.
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u/Objective-Climate938 3d ago
You should always be yourself. Unless you are Bethany. It wouldn't hurt Bethany to try being someone else.
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u/murf633 3d ago
That person should be ashamed. What a piece of trash. Wear make up and be proud! You do you!!
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u/MrHereForTheComments 3d ago
Idc if I get down voted for this but she wasn't even close to your league, my guy. You were doing charity work when you swiped right on her.
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u/dolgarin 3d ago
I'd date you
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u/jago-delgado 3d ago
I'd date you too
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Not into guys but my dude you look like a cinammon disney prince.
Cringe match tho, bless her idiot heart.
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u/Adorable-Campaign728 3d ago
Haha I'm on board with this description. Dude is pretty handsome and makes me wish light make-up was accepted as a straight dude.
Sometimes we just want to hide we went to town on a pimple and it's gonna take a minute to chill... Not so much to ask
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u/RIPUSA 3d ago
Honestly, if you want to wear makeup- go for it. Go into a Sephora or Ulta and let them know you’re looking for something light that’s unnoticeable/natural. You can even specify it’s for acne spot coverage or to brighten up your under eyes.
Historically, makeup was originally worn by men, it’s only in recent history that it’s become associated with mainly women.
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u/sharpmood0749 3d ago
Taking care of your appearance = gay now?? Fellas, is it gay to .. not be a slob?
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u/SpaceTruckin_InTime 3d ago
As a hetero man. You are really attractive and someone will be very lucky to have you. This woman must live a miserable life if she has to take it out on you like this. Let her be miserable.
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u/Born-Philosopher-162 3d ago edited 3d ago
How many red flags can you fit in one conversation?
Her: Yes
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u/Plane-Background7077 3d ago
She just never seen SUCH A KING with ELITE photography
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u/SatisfySez 3d ago
I'm sorry you had to deal with this. You are more of a real man than she is not a misogynistic homophobic piece of shit. Keep your head up King.
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u/ruralmagnificence 3d ago
I’ve known a few people who look like this person and they all have, attitude wise, the same nasty passive aggressive personality. Maybe just not as homophobic.
I bet per social media posts are like “sO hArD to FinD a gOod MaN”
Lol
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u/Sgtkeebler 3d ago
My favorite quote from someone on this subreddit "you do not look good enough to have that shit of a personality"
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u/XenoMetrick 3d ago
I honestly can't even tell you're wearing any makeup, which isn't even an issue. That chick was ugly anyways, so you definitely dodged a bullet
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u/Chicken_man80 3d ago
Yo actually you look fucking incredible, girl just had bad taste
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u/Lugiawolf 3d ago
Dude, you're really, really out of her league. Don't let her take you down. Bigots gonna bigot.
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u/Fx150900 3d ago
Why do people get so aggressive on Tinder… like damn