r/blursedimages 7d ago Silver 6 Helpful 5 Wholesome 2

Blursed_Photoshop

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36.6k Upvotes

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u/sohelpmedodge 7d ago Helpful

When you grab finally the ice-cream cone from that Turkish vendor after one week of him showing his "skills"...

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u/KarenLookAtMyBowl 7d ago

It reminds me of that one video where an asian guy With a murderous look on his face And then grabs the vendor by his hands

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u/A_Triggered_Manater 7d ago

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u/sohelpmedodge 7d ago

There's a new show called "This Came Out Of Me" and it's a medical one where people have some medicinal troubles. Reminded me of that.

And "Monsters Inside Me" is also good. :)

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u/ElMostaza 7d ago

good

You and I have different definitions of this word.

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u/sohelpmedodge 7d ago

Good = I like to know what I could die of

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u/WAS-NOT-WAS 7d ago

Falling in the shower is good.

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u/sohelpmedodge 7d ago

Just if you die

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u/Draco137WasTaken 7d ago

Uh, yes. That's what killing you means.

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u/DeliciousRedStuff the Big spicy 7d ago

NOOO YOU SPOILED ENDGAMES

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u/Rumplestiltsskins 7d ago

That was infinity war I'm pretty sure

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u/Retard1776 7d ago

I am inevitable.

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u/SleepDeprivedUserUK 7d ago

Somehow they don't like it when you finally take the cone, but do the same with their payment...

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u/sohelpmedodge 7d ago

They fucking touch all the cones... in the course of their "sticks"...

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u/trickman01 7d ago

They use the same prop cones over and over.

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u/Apmaddock 7d ago

Schticks?

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u/yeet_machine69420 7d ago Wholesome

BIG MEATY CLAWS

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u/RamenPriest83 7d ago

WELL THESE CLAWS AINT JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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u/whtge8 7d ago

What did you say, punk?

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u/ASharkMadeOfTeal 7d ago

BIG

MEATY

CLAWS

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u/Roora411 7d ago

10/10 Best outcome for this photo.

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u/Induced_Pandemic 7d ago

These are my choking-hands πŸ™ƒ

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u/Vellar8558 7d ago

Thats a beer glass grip and i approve!

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u/LordDongler 7d ago

Beer glass grip if you're Shaq

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u/QuarantineSucksALot 7d ago

That is why I do not approve

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u/WestFootball1756 7d ago

Badlandschugs

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u/just_gimme_anwsers 7d ago

Badlandsconsumes

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u/ratlovingidiot 7d ago

Goodlandschugs

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u/BlasterPhase 7d ago

Chugs is back

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u/Kitku_Fluorestencja 7d ago

And she took the guy with bigger hands! I dont know why! - Heinz Doofenshmirz

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u/Geodasher998 lightly toasted 7d ago

Came for this

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u/boot20 7d ago

He has Among Us hands.

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u/machfredy 7d ago

He's about to crack her neck

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u/JwustGiveMeAName 7d ago

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u/sussy-bot-2 7d ago

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u/hardknockcock 7d ago

Good bot

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u/_Xertz_ 7d ago

YouTube sponsor segments be like

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u/BecomeABenefit 7d ago

"Get over here!" - Him, probably.

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u/SeanAtkins58 7d ago

Where PP?

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u/merrickal 7d ago

His fingers. Together she’ll think she’s in an orgy.

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u/Manofonemind 7d ago

FATALITY: Jax Wins

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u/L1K34PR0 i dont like this flair :( 7d ago

Old repost, but a good one

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u/m0nk37 7d ago

Oh man thats a good shop'. He even squished her nose like the dude is shoving her into his face.

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u/Wollivan 7d ago

Is there a sub for stuff like this?

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u/spaceguydudeman 7d ago

It's a perfect mix of /r/photoshopbattles , /r/KenM and /r/maliciouscompliance

I'm not sure if there's a specific sub for these types of images, but I hope there is one. If not, someone should make one and name it something like /r/shopthisforme

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u/Rooster_Ties 7d ago

Is there a subreddit for purposefully misinterpreted photoshop requests??

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u/Ok_Solid_Copy 7d ago

What could go wrong when you ask a photoshopper to do something either boring or impossible for free ?

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u/Sonnydm 7d ago

Hello

I've waited here for you

Everlong

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u/harrydreadloin 7d ago

Crab claw.

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u/giveInstructions 7d ago

It now looks like he is going to eat her.

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u/JGCero 7d ago edited 7d ago

They look like big good strong hands, don't they.

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u/Nivlac024 7d ago

its so good.. cant stop laughing

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u/QuarantineSucksALot 7d ago

Anytime. It’s that?”

β€œOh that’s interesting!

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u/voicebread 7d ago

genuinely made me laugh

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u/PRam13 7d ago

Lmao

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u/pizzacatstattoos 7d ago

Specificity is key.

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u/HamburgTheHeretic 7d ago

His beard was also photoshopped to her chin I have never noticed that before lmao

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u/FreeMyMen 7d ago

This is actually exactly how I put my nose up to my bird to nuzzle it.

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u/IamPregananant the Big spicy 7d ago

You know. I wouldn’t even be mad. That’s funny as hell.

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u/Melodic_Survey_4712 7d ago

Nothing like the feeling of a man’s hand wrapped around your whole head

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u/RadioMelon more cursed than blessed 7d ago

Woman: "Haha, I'm in danger!"

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u/justcallmeblake 7d ago

Are her eyes closed? Or is she kissing him by grimly staring at the outside of his eyelids

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u/Kexchokolad 7d ago

Well you know what they say about guys with big hands..

.. They wear big gloves!

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u/WaterBabyReativ 7d ago

Each Captain Tiny Arm must be accompanied by a Mega Hand.

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u/Roora411 7d ago

This is the best outcome for this photo.

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u/Sr_CuBi 7d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/Intanjible 7d ago

He's got those Boman Delgado hands.

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u/Additional_Soft7526 7d ago

I’m crying πŸ˜‚

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u/I_wood_rather_be 7d ago

That one gave me a good chuckle. Exactly my kind of humor.

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u/MileenaisShit 7d ago

They both look like they don't want to kiss each other lol more him than her.

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u/AlexAKAStubby foreskin reattachment specialist 7d ago

Screenager

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u/Optimal-Cook-1424 7d ago

be careful of what you wish for. lol PLATINUM! to the photoshop guy

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u/ZenMan4 7d ago

they look like such a cute couple πŸ₯Ί

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u/Major_Cat9078 7d ago

What an awkward looking kiss

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u/Odd_GuyfromMars 7d ago

I like church and you

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u/Ok_Somewhere_2337 7d ago edited 7d ago

Lmao

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u/RapeMeToo 7d ago

Nailed it

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u/fargo500900 7d ago

i feel like I might know these people

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u/iSeize 7d ago

The picture is so simple to just re-shoot. lol.

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u/jolbina 7d ago

Why do they both have their eyes open? Weirdest part to me

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Good_Apartment_9992 7d ago

You should choose your words more carefully

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u/Good_Apartment_9992 7d ago

I can’t believe nobody realized this was an infinity war reference during the Loki choking scene

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u/Wesnbud 7d ago

Huell from Breaking Bad