r/memes Dec 08 '21 Silver 4 Helpful 3 Wholesome 6

Try and get up from Bed... to win

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11.1k Upvotes

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u/DeeAxMan Dec 08 '21

Can confirm. In bed right now

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

You too are there.....

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u/DepartmentAny8850 Dec 08 '21

Me too

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Brutus

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u/AlexVeeBee Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 08 '21

Me too but sick

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

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u/Low-Confection-2972 Dec 09 '21

Found the ball πŸ‘‰- - - - - - - - - - ●

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u/-The_Grim_Reaper Dec 08 '21

jokes om you i've been out of bed for 5 hours

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

How could you thats a crime. Team Sleepy is coming after you.

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u/-The_Grim_Reaper Dec 08 '21

Atleast wait till im home

im 4 hours bud

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Make it one or you sleep

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u/-The_Grim_Reaper Dec 08 '21

i can't make it one

i'm at work :/

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Sleep at work is Ok If you are in Japan.

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u/-The_Grim_Reaper Dec 08 '21

I'm not even in Murica

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

You where then if not in Merica

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u/Quirky_Ghost_Gurl Karmawhore Dec 08 '21

Why chu texting at work

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Bcz no work at Work Place

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u/-The_Grim_Reaper Dec 08 '21

Well im on a break right now

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u/weirdgroovynerd Dec 08 '21

Lol.

"Team Sleepy" needs a mascot, similar to the horny Bonk dog.

I do it but... I'm too busy being lazy right now.

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u/LolIsThatReal Dec 08 '21

The mascot should be a cute sloth holding a blanket in one hand and a teddy bear in the other

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Yes! That would be the Next MeMe

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

The one with one Horn like a πŸ¦„ straight in the legs from behind. Blowing the thing's away of people who say anything

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u/Lykanas Dec 08 '21

I thought the heaviest of them all was Joe.

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Joe is my Foe

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u/Jabbie999 Dec 08 '21

Nah it's yo momma

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u/Lykanas Dec 08 '21

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u/sarkarsatwik7 Dec 08 '21

what?

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u/Lykanas Dec 08 '21

Look up this subreddit and you will understand.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Dec 08 '21

I'm pretty sure that Unicorns were "the loveliest of them all."

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u/Nycon93 Professional Dumbass Dec 08 '21

Who’s joe?

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u/Lykanas Dec 09 '21

Joe Momma!

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u/Nycon93 Professional Dumbass Dec 09 '21

hysterical laughter

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u/Affectionate_Map_530 Dec 08 '21

Your mom

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Is my Mom. Respect Mothers

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u/Mr_Chern Dec 08 '21

I was expecting a mama joke.

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Yo mama sleeping πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/Mr_Chern Dec 08 '21

People who's mom is dead: well you ain't wrong.

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Sleep is like a temporary Death No yo mammma didn't tell you that

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u/coolpotatoe724 Tech Tips Dec 08 '21

not as heavy as your mom

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

As heavy as your πŸ€πŸ€

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u/Maanavdv memer Dec 08 '21

The heaviest of em all is..............

deez nuts

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

No licking

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u/Marus1 Dec 08 '21

Yo mma: pathetic

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u/CombatCobra64 Dec 08 '21

Can't relate

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Sleep then.....

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Left. The bed is on the Left.

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u/Doom_Slayer_2712 Dec 08 '21

Wait how do you know their bed is on the left?

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Been there Done That. Yes That what you are thinking in your mind. BRang BRang

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u/Slyme725 Dec 08 '21

every morning at 6am

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Why not at 5:59 am or at 6:01 am Why sex

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u/EricCartman6969691 Dec 08 '21

What is the actual heaviest thing of all time?

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Did you lifted them to check?

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u/BEAST_WORK6969 Dec 08 '21

you missed ur mum ;)

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Yes I do when she's isn't there to care for me.

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u/FineOrganization5168 Dec 08 '21

ah, a fellow bri’ish man( im under aged)

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u/nuchlin Dec 08 '21

your mom is the next in the list

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Of Great Mom's

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u/IAmNotCreative18 Karmawhore Dec 08 '21

Honestly whenever I wake up and remember I have shit to do, I feel myself getting heavier

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

It's everyone like that. Be bold and confident. You can do it and do it well.

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u/Zorphis2 Professional Dumbass Dec 08 '21

You forgot your mom

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u/Maihoooo Dec 08 '21

the bend space time of a black hole is not limited to its event horizon though

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u/SMORT_1128 Dec 08 '21

Not true, Your mom weighs much more than me

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u/RyanCreamer202 Dec 08 '21

"There is another"

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u/TechWolfFTN Dec 08 '21

Mhm, totally gravitational pull and not my lack of everything.

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Gravitational Pull....

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u/TechWolfFTN Dec 08 '21

My country back when I was in school took out a lot of subjects out of the list of things to teach us, but that's no excuse I just forgot it's a center a mass... I think...

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u/umwhynotdo Dec 08 '21

Your mum weighs more

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u/GilloutineBreast Dec 09 '21

Why are you in my bed?

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u/xXBigdeagle85Xx Dec 08 '21

I'm tired of this template, the last one is the black hole

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

But y. Is it the black πŸ•³οΈ

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u/xXBigdeagle85Xx Dec 08 '21

The black thing does not exist, the black hole is the endless funnel, that's how they look in the space time

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u/The_Great_Hound Like a boss Dec 08 '21

The trick is to have rooster as a alarm.

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

If he's asleep too? Who will wake him

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u/TheSaine Dec 08 '21

idk if this is true but when sleeping put ya head to the east direction, you will be less tired when u wake up
i used to sleep to the south and switched to the east recently and after that its been much easier waking up. Maybe it varies from person to person but its worth a shot

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u/siddhantdubey_ Dec 08 '21

Your mum is harder

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u/SnowyLightBrightOwO I saw what the dog was doin Dec 08 '21

I am lazy...

zzzzzZZZZZ

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Lazy Bum like me

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u/SnowyLightBrightOwO I saw what the dog was doin Dec 08 '21

at least we both lazy

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Yeah πŸ™Œ

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u/malathion_tritonius Forever alone Dec 08 '21

Man! My dislectic ass has red black ppl instead of black hole! XD

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u/The__Spartan Dec 08 '21

thats wrong im always so heavy cause im so fucking fat

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u/AGreenJacket Dec 08 '21

Thanks, this post helped me get out of bed

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u/ThatHurt255 Dec 08 '21

Bed Wars: The Sleep Strikes Back

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u/redyellowchef Dec 08 '21

Pretty good meme, should've done your mom though.

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u/RealLuckyDiamond Dec 08 '21

those 2 girls walking up the stairs while talking

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u/Darkwolts Dec 08 '21

Isn't the black hole supposed to be on the right?

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

That's even blacker than black πŸ•³οΈ

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u/Fudgewhizzle Dec 08 '21

TIL: I'm a super massive black hole wannabe

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u/Levs Dec 08 '21

*Mass, not weight

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

I multiplied it with gravity

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u/Sir-Tiedye Dec 08 '21

Please help…

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

One step back and it's black πŸ•³οΈ

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u/Skullcastgaming Dec 08 '21

coz ur soul is wandering in parallel universes

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

I am from 🌎 not Mars

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u/Skullcastgaming Dec 08 '21

hello fellow hooman. i am from earth 916b

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u/Objective_Band_2924 Dec 08 '21

Inexplicable gravity of my ass.

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u/Jazib_Iqbal Dec 08 '21

Weight = Mass * Gravity less the hole of your ass.

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u/AnonymousPastaStrand Dec 08 '21

I think this should be on r/me_irl

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u/Andaisdet Dec 08 '21

Honestly yeah

You could say this to someone who weighs like 40 pounds and it would still be true

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u/Bananope658 Dec 08 '21

No no, your mom wins this competition

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u/Fizpaz Dec 08 '21

your mom tops that four times

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u/11335577991 Dec 08 '21

Wheres your mom?

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u/InquisitorCarl Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 08 '21

Waiting for your mum jokes

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u/HighChairman1 Dec 08 '21

...This doesn't apply to me. Discipline goes a long way.

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u/DarthPandaTV Dec 08 '21

This is dumb. The way a black hole works is completely different

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u/Jortieking Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 08 '21

The funny thing is, i don't think that 90% of r/memes knows what this picture means (the first 3)

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u/Future-Advantage-886 Dec 08 '21

I wish my alarm would just pull me out

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u/GOR016 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 08 '21

Ur mum

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u/ReymartSan Dec 09 '21

wait the more heavy you are, the more mass and that means you have more gravitational force right? so this means when your in bed you will suck more?

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PS: sorry for my English.

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u/SherlockChrome Can i haz cheeseburger Dec 09 '21

and then there's your mom

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u/Gilgamesh2062 Dec 09 '21

Walking up some stairs after leg day.