r/memes Dec 08 '21 Silver 3 Helpful 3

Impressive adapt overc*med

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9.2k Upvotes

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u/Mr-Baton24 Dec 08 '21

Damn you are genius

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u/MereNeURET Dec 08 '21

Big brain man

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u/MagicianHuman2645 Dec 08 '21

This is the most relatable meme I have ever seen.

Ever. In my life.

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u/vovanomicon Dec 08 '21

42069% Best wish grammy winer 2021

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

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u/SaluhKing8000 Dec 08 '21

Golden Experience?

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u/SelfRape Dec 08 '21

Just wish for more genies. 👍

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

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u/SelfRape Dec 09 '21

You can't be greedy if you get everything you want 😉

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u/BlooPancakes Dec 08 '21

Good loophole. Jumping off your idea I would ask about where the other genies at and are they already with ‘Master’. Go from there.

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u/IllurinatiL Dec 09 '21

I would just ask the genie for god-like powers so I never need him again

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u/BlooPancakes Dec 09 '21

Love it. People who actually had genies had such little imagination. Like Alladin my guy used the weakest things.

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u/SelfRape Dec 09 '21

Self duplicate?

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u/BlooPancakes Dec 09 '21

For me or the genie, either way I’m pretty sure I can trust myself not to betray me. As long as it’s the traditional clone and we have similar minds. As for genie that would be awesome as it wouldn’t be granting more wishes from the same genie, and if we go with Alladin genie he’s proved he’s capable of creating a genie!

You just need to find someone willing to turn you into a human.

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u/Superfly_Samoan_Guy Dec 08 '21

I wish for more genies

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u/MmXMiLaN Dec 08 '21

You're a Geni-us

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u/Desperate-755 Dec 08 '21

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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u/Good_Carrot_5089 Dec 08 '21

You could but you can't

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u/Geresznye Dec 08 '21

You can't wish for more wishes. But there is no rule that you can't wish that you can wish for more wishes, so you can wish that you can wish for more wishes, thus being able to wish for more wishes, causing you to wish for more wishes, so you can wish more.

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u/Good_Carrot_5089 Dec 08 '21

OP wishes he 'could' wish for more wishes. He doesn't wish he 'can' wish for more wishes.

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u/Geresznye Dec 08 '21

I wish op could wish for a wish, that lets him wish for more wishes, so he can wish that I can wish a genie, whom I can wish to. I will also wish that I can wish for more wishes, so I will be able to wish for more wishes, thus having more wishes.

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u/Good_Carrot_5089 Dec 08 '21

But OP wishes he could wish for more wishes which he can't. He can wish for more wishes and he will.

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u/TinMan2995 Dec 08 '21

Or write down all your wishes on a piece of paper/book and say I wish everything in this book was true. Boom.

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u/Piisamanirotta Dec 08 '21

Genie: you have one wish left.

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u/Mister_McChess Dec 08 '21

There are four rules.

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u/LucyferRose_LuciRose Dec 08 '21

I wish more of U with wishes :D

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u/Sterogon Dec 08 '21

My favourite solution to this is that the individual now has a lot of this he wished he had. Like a car, a house, a dolphin, a burger, a piece of wood, red hair, 11 fingers, and so on. That's what you get for being greedy

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u/lannisterprince Dec 08 '21

I wish I could wish about having more wishes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

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u/Supermax64 Dec 08 '21

That's a really ambiguous wish tbh. Probably better off asking for omnipotence, omniscience etc

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u/ChosenUsername420 Dec 08 '21

Jaffar thought he found the best loophole lol

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u/Reddit_fantic Dec 08 '21

That's when he responds you have been granted 1 more wish negating the fact that you made a wish to nly get one more wish back

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u/12a357sdf Professional Dumbass Dec 08 '21

And remember to wish : I wish this is not a dream. So if it actually a dream, it will not be.

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u/madbada99 Dec 08 '21

Genie: Ight imma add one wish Genie: 😎

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u/mistermoneyy Dec 08 '21

Dat tittyle is mad psussy

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u/Business-Charity2571 Dec 08 '21

What would you wish for tho ?

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u/Armadillo2480 Dec 08 '21

Just wish for the power to do literally anything you want. All you need is one wish for that and you can just throw away the extra 2

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u/VerymeanLemon Dec 08 '21

big brain mode

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u/GAMINGCUBEHD Dec 08 '21

Genie: You can't wish for more

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u/Skullcastgaming Dec 08 '21

if only the genie was real, i would have been somewhere else than in reddit

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u/gerddominik Dec 08 '21

check mate

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u/PsychicSidekikk419 Dec 08 '21

If you can wish for a genie to be set free then there's got to be some extent a genie can alter its own rules

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u/supdogs69 Dec 08 '21

no just say i wish i could wish for more wishes

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u/Nico_Skavio Dec 08 '21

"You have three wishes" "I wish I had four wishes" "Granted, you have three wishes left"

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u/redspyinthebase472 Professional Dumbass Dec 08 '21

Bigger smartass than anyone in this universe

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u/SorryTheTrueHurts GigaChad Dec 08 '21

I wish for more genies

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u/MasterBaldi Dec 08 '21

You dare challange Megamind !

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u/D0bious Dec 08 '21

Wish for more genies.

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u/Thankful-rib9 Dec 08 '21

It’s about drive it’s about power, we stay hungry we devour, put in the work put in the hours and take, what ours

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u/Ratio-Defiant Dec 08 '21

genie: u cant do that either

me: i wish that i could wish to be able to wish for more wishes

genie: who are you who is so wise in the ways of science

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u/lightzr Dec 08 '21

Facts baby

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u/TheEmeraldSword04 Dec 09 '21

you like the Permanent Marker font too? shame I can only find it on Google Docs.

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u/JrBlazing Dec 09 '21

Oh no he found the loop hole get him

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u/KrazyCries Dec 09 '21

Oh my goodness I never thought of that! Out of all the times I said I'd wish for more wishes my friends said you can't. 🤦‍♂️

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u/BUTTERSKY11 Dec 09 '21

Granted, you could of granted youself more wishes for the nanosecond the genie allowed but it has passed, successfully wasting a wish by using a past tense word.

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u/Minecraft_Warrior Dec 09 '21

Best part is that you still can with two more wishes

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u/DrLuigi07 Dec 09 '21

This has always been my genie wish ideas

  1. I wish that the genie wish rules do not apply for any wish after this one is granted

  2. I wish for un unlimited amount of wishes

  3. I wish I could grant my own wishes

  4. I wish the genie was free’d (so no one can use wishes to remove me from power)

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u/tippybunny I touched grass Dec 09 '21

I wish for Aids.

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u/JackCooper_7274 Dec 09 '21

just wish for more genies

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u/Nice-Ad6697 Dec 09 '21

but for real when you ask people that and they wish for more wishes, its just annoying

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u/NeatPresence5997 Dec 09 '21

I wish for a genie that will give me more wishes

Or

I wish to have the power to grant myself wishes

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u/js147896325 Dec 09 '21

"You can't wish you could"
"I wish I could wish I could"
.......

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u/Small_Animator_466 Dec 08 '21

Not really, you only had one wish. You wasted your wish on wishing you could wish for more wishes, but now you have no wishes left so you can't.

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u/ninakuup21 Dec 08 '21

The post literally says "you have 3 wishes"...

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u/Small_Animator_466 Dec 08 '21

Ow, I didn't read it correctly. Not a reason do downvote me into oblivion tho

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u/mr_blank001 Dec 08 '21

You only have 5 downvotes, you should see some other controversial comments lol

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u/TotalyNotBillCosby Dec 08 '21

That's a dumb wish,