r/memes Le epic memer Dec 08 '21 Take My Energy 1 Press F 1 Silver 12 Helpful 8 Wholesome 7 All-Seeing Upvote 1

The beginning of the end

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u/GodOfMemes_Dank Dec 08 '21

"So for our next genius marketing scheme, we're going to remove comments from videos altogether to prevent any hate from spreading! Also, you can no longer report videos as misleading, spam or inappropriate. And last but not least, ads can no longer be skipped! Thank you for the money, and fuck you!"

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u/Imarudesalad Dec 08 '21

Then we'll add mid roll videos for our advertisers.

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u/NaN03x Dec 09 '21

The last part is already true.

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u/tofu_b3a5t Dec 09 '21

Wait till the ads have ads.

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u/folko1 Dec 09 '21

So about that...

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u/qnednfosbq Dec 09 '21

No, not yet. He’s not ready

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u/Ghost_Seeker69 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 09 '21 edited Dec 09 '21

It's already about fuckin' time we switch to platforms like Odysee or PeerTube

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u/Lord-LemonHead Dec 09 '21

"It clung to me like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas." -- GLaDOS

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u/TheColonyIsLies Dec 09 '21

By that point everyone will jump ship

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u/ThatOneFlygon Dec 08 '21

I hate that woman.

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u/Rokomocko Dec 08 '21

Me too, i mean seriously deleting the dislike count, that woman has isues

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u/Thegoldstarrex Dec 08 '21

Beside her doing that what else did she do? I just wanna know is she responsible for the ad apocalypse

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u/xXannoying7yoXx Fffffuuuuuuuuu Dec 09 '21

Yes.

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u/ALBANEZIR can't meme Dec 08 '21 Silver Helpful

I hate woman

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u/Quillbert Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 08 '21

Woman hate I

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u/Xmerj1611 Dec 08 '21

Hate I woman

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u/Lefrec Dec 08 '21

I ate women

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u/realRapidsonic Dec 08 '21

Women laughter

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u/ChiefBlox4000 Dec 08 '21

Women slaughter

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u/SWEDEN263 GigaChad Dec 08 '21

can't have slaughter without laughter.

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u/Hoticecubes1 Dec 08 '21

Can't spell laughter without ghter

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u/Merz_Nation Dec 09 '21

Can't spell ghter without ter

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

can’t have laughter without laughter

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u/FreeHugsForYouAndMe Dec 08 '21

cant have laughter

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u/F1lthyG0pnik 🏴Virus Veteran 🏴 Dec 09 '21

Can’t spell disconnected from society without DISCO!!!

Grooving intensifies

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u/SICKTRASH69 trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Dec 09 '21

Henry is this you

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u/born-in-trash I touched grass Dec 08 '21

W*men🤮

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u/PartFlaky6862 Dec 08 '21

Women don't have green dicks

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u/Anashisham Dec 08 '21

Thank you, now I can't unsee it

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u/Temmie546 Dec 08 '21

Not green ones, no

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u/RealLuckyDiamond Dec 08 '21

can (not) confirm. never got coochie in my life

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u/asscrackbanditz Dec 09 '21

Found He-man's reddit account.

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u/-TheTrickster- Dec 09 '21

If you say you hate man or you hate woman you're an incel for the former you're a femcel

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u/Ho_Duc_Trung Dec 09 '21

The most famous female CEO and her website

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u/NateCPA Dec 09 '21

Yeah this is what happens when you put an emotional woman in a mans position just because she's a woman. Everything woke turns to shit

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u/Q13989731E Dec 09 '21

All women are shit CEOs, fuck yt Ceo

Except Lisa Su she is a gem

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u/Kazer418 Dec 08 '21

2015 - 2017 weren't that bad but the rest... uhhh

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u/RedxOsa Forever alone Dec 08 '21

Definitely with markiplier and all

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u/JrSp2005 Dec 08 '21

what happened with him during that time?

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u/RedxOsa Forever alone Dec 08 '21

Just not the same, editing has gotten too funky and too much tbh

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u/Galileo_chiu OC Meme Maker Dec 09 '21

he is slowly going insane, like Mat Pat

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u/Razorbackalpha Dec 09 '21

What happened to matpat

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u/Galileo_chiu OC Meme Maker Dec 09 '21

FNAF is driving him insane

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u/Razorbackalpha Dec 09 '21

Still! Shoot I was sick of his FNAF videos fucking 4-5 years ago

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u/Adventerous-astroboy Dark Mode Elitist Dec 09 '21

I still watched the shit out of them when I was younger

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u/Razorbackalpha Dec 09 '21

Me too but after sister location came out I got bored of it. I think the last game theory o watched was the first hello neighbor one

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u/Ty__the__guy Dec 09 '21

Always has been

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u/ReverseCaptioningBot Dec 09 '21

Always has been

this has been an accessibility service from your friendly neighborhood bot

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u/LinasRa Dec 09 '21

Good bot

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u/Fast_Star154 Dec 09 '21

2016 fucking sucked

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u/meme_man_53 Big ol' bacon buttsack Dec 09 '21

it all went down hill since harambe died

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u/Fast_Star154 Dec 09 '21

For me it was Bowies death, but fuck... Justice for Harambe, RIP

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u/Han_Tykje Professional Dumbass Dec 09 '21

Fuck you, Susan.

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u/YoyleAeris Dec 09 '21

Turn this into a hashtag and send it to Susan.

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u/boredasfuck3500 Dec 08 '21

susan is like that one teacher that tries to be "hip" for the students but ends up being a huge embarssment

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u/SomeRandomRay Dec 08 '21

Not even. At least those teachers try, Susan is just being a shitty CEO.

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u/Gold-Yoshi Dec 08 '21

Like the teacher who actually says fuck off when you need help because they are incompetent and are unable of teaching.

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u/silentboi08 Dec 09 '21

The teacher who says to ask someone else because you didn't understand something they explained or forgot it.

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u/okgooglesire Dec 09 '21

Reminds me of my band director. Damn I miss my old band director

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u/Joss_Card Dec 08 '21

Susan is more like the school administrator who's "totally a woke bae" and knows that having to come to the assembly is "big mood", but is still enforcing truancy for anyone not attending the yo-yo people's sales pitch.

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u/ahumanrobot Chungus Among Us Dec 08 '21

I was mildy interested in the yo-yo thing tho. We did have someone from the walking olympics give a speech, everyone was very interested in walking

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u/Nomi07 Dec 08 '21

Ew NFT

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u/ahumanrobot Chungus Among Us Dec 08 '21

You act like I paid for it

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u/Nomi07 Dec 08 '21

Ik I’m just messing around

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u/ahumanrobot Chungus Among Us Dec 08 '21

Ight fair enough

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u/0n1oN_71 Dec 08 '21

Wish we could turn back time

To the good ol’ days

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u/Nick07242000 Dec 08 '21 edited Dec 08 '21

Dude I had the song playing and I read your comment at the exact same time he sung the lyrics I'm tripping

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u/RavageSavage_69 Dec 09 '21

insane coincidence

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u/Destroyer6202 Dec 08 '21

It's rewind time

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u/0n1oN_71 Dec 08 '21

No it’s not

Legit listened to it 7 times to confirm that it isn’t

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u/Shoto48 Dec 08 '21

When your momma said,

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u/blakereddit421 Dec 08 '21

When our momma sang us to sleep

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u/Zap_E I touched grass Dec 08 '21

But now we are stressed out

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u/Wrrrryyyyytard Dec 09 '21

Wish we could turn back time

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u/ChubbyLilPanda Dec 09 '21

To the good ol dayyays

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u/Plastic_Loss6816 🦀money money money 🦀 Dec 08 '21 edited Dec 09 '21

I hate her she ruined the platform

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u/Shoto48 Dec 08 '21

2015-16 were great years, after that it went down hill pretty fast

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u/Kazer418 Dec 09 '21

even 2017 was good in comparison

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u/AUSwarrior Dec 09 '21

YT was the best before google bought it, I hate it here.

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u/Dragon_Born_420 Dec 08 '21

As a polish person i just relised shes polish.

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u/risen_peanutbutter Dec 08 '21

Can you recall her then?

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u/Vwgames49 Dec 08 '21

If you're Polish, how the hell do you pronounce her last name?

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u/CroZbunjola Dec 08 '21

Woisicki, Wois cici, Cica 🤭

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u/I_am_daBottom Dec 08 '21

Vojsisa, jebo ju ko ju napravi.

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u/SilverTheDruid Dec 09 '21

nisam balkanca očekivao!

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u/JohnTheEchidna Dec 08 '21

Maybe Hitler should have done one last chemical bombing. Just in case

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u/cuulus Dec 08 '21

You got the name wrong. It’s Susan Wojak.

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u/Noblekamikage Dec 08 '21

Do you mean Karen Wojak?

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u/GAMINGCUBEHD Dec 09 '21

na it's Susan Wazowski

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u/WibbyFogNobbler Dec 09 '21

Don't forget to turn off Dislikes Wazowski

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u/bluesmythe Dec 08 '21

yea true i wonder how she even became the CEO?

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u/Genericusername34563 Dec 08 '21

(Correct me if I’m wrong) She did the marketing and ad systems for the company

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u/Etilon Dec 08 '21

Well that would explain several things now...

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u/Nutwagon-SUPREME memer Dec 08 '21

“Marketing and Ad Systems”

Well then, that’s sure does explain a lot of this.

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u/The_real_bandito Dec 09 '21

Well Alphabet aka Google is an ad company not a tech company or entertainment company as people like to believe.

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u/yesorno12138 Dec 08 '21

So...we select the shittiest person to be CEO now? (But oh wait we make more money...fuck the users)

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u/JontasPlayerGP Tech Tips Dec 08 '21

Worked well for Activision Blizzard for some time

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u/bluesmythe Dec 08 '21

Oh ok idint know that

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u/theLoneY33t Dec 08 '21

I can't help thinking when you see a woman in a high powered position consistently fucking up, driving down shareholder value, ignoring common sense, ruining lore or user experience (like Kathleen Kennedy) and never facing termination or reprimand it's because they've got a MeToo shield against the company. Of course it's horrible they had that experience, but it's literally the only reason I can think of that they haven't been fired. Susan is absolutely atrocious.

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u/rudsdar Dec 09 '21

I wonder what you went through

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u/Tsenherbaatar Dec 09 '21

He lived through the last decade in America, where race and gender are suddenly more important than result the content of character

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u/Adventerous-astroboy Dark Mode Elitist Dec 09 '21

Damn I miss the days when actual information and sound proof was more important than what race or gender they are, look at the Olympics trans people are there in the female division it’s a literal disadvantage to actual women too

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u/Tsenherbaatar Dec 09 '21

Maybe has a vagina and WaMenz R nOt rEPRresenTED in TEch

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u/FreeMemez memer Dec 09 '21

She's a women

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

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u/Nomulite Dec 09 '21

Sexist, and clueless about corporate politics. A twofer!

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u/Disaster_007 Dec 09 '21

Or just someone who made a inappropriate joke that offended a bunch of people.

Sorry for that, it wasn't really meant that serious.

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u/Tsenherbaatar Dec 09 '21

I don’t think you’ve ever been in the room where it happens

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u/Nomulite Dec 09 '21

She cofounded google. That's why she's CEO. It was a five second websearch guys, if you're going to be sexist assholes, at least don't be brain-dead sexist assholes. It's just embarrassing.

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u/shilk008 Professional Dumbass Dec 09 '21

Prolly being the company whore and blowing every higher-ups

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u/NS_Physics Dec 08 '21

2014 - youre no longer a child and the crushing weight of reality and responsibly crash on top of you as you try to stay afloat in a sea of depression, anxiety and mental illness so you no longer have time to pursue the things you love and everything becomes mediocre as the person you though you were slowly fades

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u/Clownsanity_Reddit Dec 08 '21

Fire her please

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u/un211117 Dec 08 '21

Generally CEOs don't lose their jobs if their company gets to making money hand over fist. Thats actually what they're there to do.

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u/LUSI00 Dec 08 '21

I you hire some hitman, you can ''fire'' the ceo, but it's not really ethic or nice to do

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u/LifeForBread Dec 08 '21

effective nonetheless

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u/Ordinary_Basket_5064 Dec 09 '21

So which hitman do we hire?

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u/JSkywalker07 Dec 09 '21

Agent 47 will get it done

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u/North_Ask_2790 Dec 09 '21

may i suggest johnny sins?

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u/Koritoshi Dec 08 '21

that would be anti-femminism, and incorrect for the gender equality /s

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u/Happy282 Dec 08 '21

Burn the vermin is pure equality flames dont care about your gender

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u/Nomulite Dec 09 '21

The irony is that the only time I can recall a CEO being publically removed from their position was Reddit's Ellen Pao. Kinda goes against your "feminist agenda" that even the website we're on had no problem getting rid of a female CEO once she was too much for the company to handle.

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u/BassLonely Dec 09 '21

So many ads. Oh Susan what have you done?

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u/NoReason55 Dec 09 '21

WHen was net neturality/article 13 enforced by the USA and the EU ?! wasn't it close to 2014 or so ... that was the actual begining of the end tho

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u/ballsack-licker Dec 09 '21

fuck wojickiki

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u/nerdy-fantasies Dec 08 '21

I don't understand why they don't change it back. This is bad product management.

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u/KumaBearUwU Flair Loading.... Dec 09 '21

"muney"

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u/Gaming_Gambit Dec 09 '21

Just to be clear we don't hate women we just hate Susan.

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u/Nomulite Dec 09 '21

Some people here just hate women unfortunately. Not your fault or mine, but it needs calling out when we see it, because it is NOT a good look.

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u/slaying_soul Dec 09 '21

what is going on in chat

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u/Xenonthewizlard Dec 09 '21

Can someone please explain why she's so bad cuz I don't understand

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u/look_at_this_noob Dec 08 '21

soon, My website/improvet yt will be complete, and EVERYBODY will have their fun and entertainment back! the way yt is going, the website will be an INSTANT success. reply to ask me questions about it.

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u/Red_Flamingo_ Dec 08 '21

What name are you giving it?

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u/Shoto48 Dec 08 '21

Yeah give it a catchy name that will catch on

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u/squeezemyhand Dec 09 '21

Get this… uTube without the Yo

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u/Nomulite Dec 09 '21

Living up to your username, I see

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u/Gunny_McShoot Dec 08 '21

Can you put a reference to my username somewhere? Need something to be remembered for

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u/I_am_daBottom Dec 08 '21

Sounds spicy. You a little worried Susan may want to buy your platform / sue you if it takes off?

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u/look_at_this_noob Dec 09 '21

dude, what I am doing, it can't be sued for. everythin is gonna have an original term. also, even if I am offered TONS of money, I won't sell it for ANY amount.

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u/Imarudesalad Dec 08 '21

You gonna make it so people can carry over their stats from yt (subs)

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u/look_at_this_noob Dec 09 '21

probbably not, that is far too difficult for me to do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

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u/Sam_and_Apollo1221 Dec 09 '21

Why ask random people on reddit when you can ask google?

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u/folko1 Dec 09 '21

Why reply to a yes or no question with another question?

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u/KuroComics Dec 08 '21

It's pronounced wabbajack

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u/Eddy5876 Dec 08 '21

wonder if we is to blame 4 the bad algorithm

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u/bidens_aviators Dec 08 '21

We peaked so hard

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u/nelsonicrage Dec 08 '21

You could make this exact timeline for reddit.

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u/YoyleAeris Dec 09 '21

Let's threaten Susan Wojcicki and make a protest. It will work out.

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u/OP-69 Dec 08 '21

Susan wojcicki? More like susan wojcock

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u/ChickyNuggNuggs Dec 08 '21

her last name is wojak?

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u/uzkypdjrew Dec 09 '21

I can't unseen it

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u/jefferybetzyong Dec 09 '21

And we can watch ads every 5 minutes into the video or pay for yt premium, good job

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u/Jaiden051 Tech Tips Dec 08 '21

It doesn't help that they wouldn't fire her because without her Google wouldn't be a thing since it all started in her garage

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u/230581 Dec 08 '21

Yeah fuck you Susan

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u/HashMime Dec 08 '21

2005-2010 were the sigma years

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u/LonerrJack1997 Dec 08 '21

I hate her so much

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u/GoyangiStudios32 Dec 08 '21

Someone's gonna teach her a lesson

If you say "no that'll never happen" then that can only mean one thing

We must unite against Susan Wojcicki

And burn her ego to the ground

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u/Screwby0370 Dec 08 '21

So, I know you’re supposed to save assassinations for political figures, but does anyone here wanna throw in the stick and do the world a little favor?

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u/aincrad11 Dec 08 '21

Thats what happens when you leave the work to a whamen

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u/LuckyPerro123 Professional Dumbass Dec 09 '21

I think you forgot the /j my man

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

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u/LUSI00 Dec 08 '21

Someone would replace her, but not necessarly for the best

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u/Nomulite Dec 09 '21

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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u/Raxal6226 Dec 09 '21

She does deserve it

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u/Nomulite Dec 09 '21

No she doesn't, I repeat, what the fuck is wrong with you. You can't just casually and publically discuss death threats about someone because she runs a company that shows you ads sometimes between your Ben Shapiro cringe compilations.

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u/thebenshapirobot Dec 09 '21

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u/Nomulite Dec 09 '21

Good bot.

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u/thebenshapirobot Dec 09 '21

Thank you for your logic and reason.


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u/I_am_daBottom Dec 08 '21

No. She deserves to be slowly engulfed in flames as her and her companies shitty mistakes list plays on a monitor in front of her. More painfull and slower death (just like she is doing with the platform), the better.

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u/SOSXrayPichu Thank you mods, very cool! Dec 08 '21

Sad noises…

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u/Competition-Dapper Dec 08 '21

Really has sank the ship

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u/Kinectickard Dec 08 '21

Broooooo....

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u/Bak_286 Dec 08 '21

How the fuck do you even say her name

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u/JacrispyVermillion36 Dec 08 '21

I’ve always said it as

“Wo-Jis-Sticky”

Or Wojak

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u/auga3rifle Dec 08 '21

This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

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u/CurlyMullet27 Dec 08 '21

I have no idea who she is. Can someone explain why she's evil?

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u/Spicybeeen Dec 08 '21

2017 was when it really went downhill

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u/gameNwatch26 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Dec 09 '21

Imagine being asked to spell her last name

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u/CrazyRussian67 Dec 09 '21

she ruined the platform that used to bring a lot more joy

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u/AR-Tempest Dec 09 '21

Is it actually her fault, or are we just blaming the problems on the woman?

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u/ManiacAMRD07 Dec 08 '21

Women moment

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u/mistaplayer Dec 08 '21

Wait what?

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u/IrishcarbombBOOM Dec 08 '21

I don’t wanna be that guy but look what happens when you let a woman take charge of a company went from a super happy fun place to what it is now

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u/WaNNa_Cr1 Dec 09 '21

Woah, calm down. We don't even generalize woman. We just hate that woman. Not all woman

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u/The_cooler_azlan Meme Stealer Dec 08 '21

Get out of here with your sexist bullshit? You wanna know a fun fact? Blockbuster was run by a dude

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