r/memes Jan 20 '22 Silver 3 Helpful 1 Wholesome 2

We are so fucked.

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u/ZiblekOfficial Jan 20 '22

whaaaat, PE teacher actually doing something????

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u/krustulam Jan 20 '22

So I'm not the only one with a gym teacher that could easily survive a apocalypse without food

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u/some-idiot-onreddit Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

My PE teacher is "quite heavy", but he can DESTROY ANY student in pretty much any disclipline related to sports:

A student wanted to go home early and challanged him do do a pull-up competition, if he won he could go home, if not he cleaned the playing field after class, that was the deal.
But our teacher completely destroy that boy. All of us, exept that boy, left earlier than usual.

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u/ZiblekOfficial Jan 20 '22

my is telling us to run around the field (3,6km in total) while he is sitting, drinking coffee and talking to another PE teacher. Also he doesn’t give a shit about someone’s condition, so even if my overweight friend do less, and has to stop like MANY times, for our teacher it’s just “lol you had 20minutes”. I know that giving more time is equal to cheating, but in that case, isn’t being slim also cheating? Love your teacher’s way of doing things tho

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u/TSFLScopedIn Jan 20 '22

"The 2020 analysis of recreational runners found that males average 5 minutes and 51 seconds per kilometer in a 10K" Depending on what grade you are on it is extrememly unreasonable for most of you to be able to do something like that in only 20 minutes

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u/ZiblekOfficial Jan 20 '22

ikr! However that guy is… ughhh

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u/TSFLScopedIn Jan 20 '22

Seems to not care for people on the level he needs to tbh

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u/ZiblekOfficial Jan 20 '22

ye, for what I know, or at least assume, being a PE teacher obliges him to show us what to do, and what are we doing wrong, also, to train us - not to kill our urge to actually train something. Sitting and drinking coffee not carrying about students isn’t one of those things, or at least I suppose

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u/Formal_Ad_9295 Jan 20 '22

Tf? To get the diploma at the end of high school we have a sport exam, if you do running you have to do 2 times 900 meters in 3 minutes, if your data's true that's awful

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u/TSFLScopedIn Jan 20 '22

I dont get what you mean by "if your data's true thats awful" could you elaborate

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u/Formal_Ad_9295 Jan 21 '22

Well if what you said is true the exam's way too difficult

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u/TSFLScopedIn Jan 21 '22

Oh i see, true

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u/brant7178 Jan 20 '22

isn’t being slim also cheating?

lol no?

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u/TSFLScopedIn Jan 20 '22

Where did you get that from?

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u/ZiblekOfficial Jan 20 '22

I didn’t say that! But yeah, when I was in primary school, 3 of of 4 teachers were able to do that

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u/scrotation_matrix Jan 20 '22

My pe teacher in high school looked like he could bench an elephant

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u/FineOrganization5168 Jan 20 '22

PE teachers in England are R I P P E D

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u/ZiblekOfficial Jan 20 '22

you sure only in England? x)

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u/Icemogianst Jan 20 '22

Man that's nostalgic

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u/wolfgang784 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jan 20 '22

One of my HS years it worked out that like 3/4ths of the girls in my PE period were all on the volleyball team and they took dodgeball very seriously lol. The games were usually quite close.

Idk if it's the same elsewhere, but all the volleyball girls at my school tended to do 2-3 sports at once too. Volleyball players are something else.

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u/MrMyster1ous Jan 20 '22

At my school even when the gym teachers join the girls team we still destroy them.

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u/FirmlyGraspedChild Jan 20 '22

Can't say the same, dude threw balls so hard we got scared over actually dodging or catching

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u/ice-wallow-cums Chungus Among Us Jan 20 '22

Mine would tell everyone on his side to duck and he would throw it so hard when it hit a wall it was like a gun shot

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u/Jerrymeen Jan 20 '22

it was like a gun shot

Sounds like USA

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u/VitalTrouble Підтримуйте Україну Jan 21 '22

Can’t be, we play dodgeball with actual guns

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u/Jerrymeen Jan 21 '22

School trips are great!

Especially to heaven...

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u/eliteharvest15 trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Jan 20 '22

usually in games at my school, when gym teacher joined the girls team, everyone would coordinate and target the gym teacher so he couldn’t do shit, then the super athletic kids would just carry like they normally do

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u/doog_tfarceniM Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 20 '22

That is because when the PE teacher is out they lost

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

the power of the boys

We used to play all ot football with girls and the girls would do nothing just run after the ball in a random direction, me and my boys would play strategically. and score atleast 10 goals

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u/Chara_is_dead Jan 20 '22

always the opposite for me

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u/Motocamperman Jan 20 '22

Did you guys not have 200lb lesbians for gym teachers?

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u/Jaboody15 Jan 20 '22

I once had 2 lazy couple looking teachers in my PE

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u/UserPow Jan 20 '22

Haha did this just happen everywhere?

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u/Jhon3142 Jan 20 '22

Yep. Were doomed. Donzo. Gg.

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u/BossScribblor Jan 20 '22

We had a Tongan kid in my grade that acted as this. Whatever team he was on, won. I saw that kid take the PE teacher out in dodgeball, dude was unreal.

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u/KK_320 Jan 20 '22

I was an expert dodger, but a shitty thrower. I was the last one on my team one day with two kids on the opposite and I kept dodging their throws but couldn’t hit them for shit. 😭

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u/Head-Entertainer9494 Jan 21 '22

Same, I'm really good at dodger, but I'm a terrible thrower. I usually try to catch the ball to eliminate a player, but they shoot it so fast and forceful, and I end up wimping out and dodging it.

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u/Jetninjapro27 (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ Jan 20 '22

Plot twist: Your PE teacher sucks at the game and you win easily.

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u/picolo55bruking Jan 20 '22

My class was basically just girls, like 20 girls for 5 guys, so the P.E. teacher was with us

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u/ayush_utd1 Jan 20 '22

jokes on you my PE teacher is a female

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u/Me_just_me__ Jan 20 '22

ehm,

In my school my PE teacher always join girls team. And usually when boys were irritating that teacher he just throws volleyball ball on their balls.

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u/SchoolLive_Yuki One does not simply Jan 20 '22

I'm not gonna lie I was the girl who didn't throw but I could dodge really easily so I would always end up being the last one and have a mini panic attack when everyone is yelling at me to throw or catch a ball I would either start crying or get livid from the pressure once I got so mad I grabbed a ball and slammed it on the ground because I was tired of them yelling at me to throw the ball call me fragile but there screaming demanding me to do things was actually terrifying to my brain at some times

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u/Vin-Ellend Jan 20 '22

POV : this is the PE teacher Hoho, we're dead

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u/Agitated_Possession9 Jan 20 '22

I had a school wide boys v girls with all teachers on each side... my school had one male teacher and that was the pe teacher, it was a massacre

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u/RandomHuman512 Jan 20 '22

For which side?

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u/picolo55bruking Jan 20 '22

I think that the boy team massacred the girl team, but I could be wrong

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u/QuarkieOfficial Jan 20 '22

Shit's gonna get real, our 2nd P.E. teacher was actually good at sports

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u/Waff1ed Jan 20 '22

Isn't splitting teams between boys and girls kind of r/pointlesslygendered

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u/Springtrap-Yugioh Jan 20 '22

Oh? You are approaching me? Instead of running, you're coming closer?

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u/SomethinPesonal can't meme Jan 20 '22

I can’t miss my shot if I get closer to you

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u/Springtrap-Yugioh Jan 20 '22

Ho Ho! Then come as close as you want! ZA WARUDO!!! STOP TIME!!!

*picks up a ball*

Behold, this is The World. Since time is stopped, you can't dodge.

*throws the ball*

SHINEI!!

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u/SomethinPesonal can't meme Jan 20 '22

I think Dio could beat Jotaro at dodgeball. Change my mind.

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u/dhhdhh851 Jan 20 '22

I had 2 gym teachers that were pedos.

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u/Hax_SVG Jan 20 '22

Dude, my coach is fuckin ripped. Man’s has the throwing arm of a Baki character and strength of a grizzly.

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u/bigchonk2005 Jan 20 '22

I remember when i was playing pool volleyball is a game created by my swimming class in school we will set up two goals opposite side of the pool the PE teacher helped the girls team by standing in the girls goal and threw the ball directly into our goal or goal keeper can’t catch it so i told him to drown the goal underwater and the PE teacher got frustrated and leave

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u/ToastedLeaf- Jan 20 '22

What does that blue symbol even mean?

I see it everywhere

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u/shadow0361 Jan 21 '22

Plot twist the pe teacher sucks lol

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u/Qtify Jan 21 '22

Relatable

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u/Ok-Ad-3810 Jan 21 '22

The Pe teacher's grandma joins your team

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u/notAshu22 Jan 21 '22

Yea all the ot teachers care about the girls to show his power

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u/mario_072022 Jan 21 '22

Jojo reference

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u/ReasonableQuit75 Jan 21 '22

This was us every PE, but I always beat the PE teacher and the girls unironically

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u/Less-Development-856 android user Jan 21 '22

And then some guy on your team activated the support ultra Kaisen hunter Jojo wtf? Jujitsu and rista the PE teacher inside out

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u/larsen664 Jan 21 '22

He only does it, so he can shower with them

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u/D8400 Jan 20 '22

Yeah we still usually destroyed the girls and the gym teacher.. lol

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u/IntentCypres18 Jan 20 '22

Janitor joining the boys

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u/Hot_Tomorrow273 Jan 20 '22

The PE teacher is a girl as well

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u/NoPositive8092 Jan 20 '22

what about the boy who has 3 others constantly giving them balls so they become a human gatling amd yes it is as cool as it sounds.

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u/creepermemer Scrolling on PC Jan 20 '22

those stupid girls always do a "pirrouette" when the ball is about to hit them, silly girls!

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u/JoeMamagoteem420 Jan 20 '22

Me who has been playing vex : ez

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u/ProfessionLogical514 Jan 20 '22

PE teacher has always been a simp

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u/16-bits-YT Jan 20 '22

What a simp

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u/bigbruhusername Jan 20 '22

sus Pe teacher

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u/Capsule_CatYT This flair doesn't exist Jan 20 '22

Doom

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u/Substantial-Aide-848 Jan 20 '22

It is The Infinity War about 2 team, one is OP god, one is the boys