r/memes Shitposter Jan 20 '22 Silver 2 Helpful 5 Wholesome 1

Pure joy

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u/Own_Acanthaceae5682 Jan 20 '22

Moved for a girl. She cheated on me after a few months. Moved out, lost my Sous Chef position to a greedy boss. Only had $5 to my name. I remember a moment of clarity once I decided to spend it at McDonald's. Order a greese patty, sml fri. Pull up to the window and they hand me a XL Drink and a Giant bag. I almost crashed leaving I was in such a dazz... I still remember how warm the sun felt on my face and how cool the air was as I drove home that day more than 10 years ago.

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u/BobDerBongmeister420 Jan 20 '22

I can imagine that. Best day Ever!

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u/Own_Acanthaceae5682 Jan 20 '22

It was in Florida soooo

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u/AdvilsDevocate2 Jan 20 '22

Ordered a plate from Panda Express. They gave me rice instead of chow mein and double teriyaki chicken instead of orange chicken. Because I had to drive they gave me another whole ass plate, correct this time. Plates already last me a couple meals so I ate good for a while. FeelsGoodMan

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u/Second-amendment Jan 20 '22

Winning but at what cost

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u/QuarkieOfficial Jan 20 '22

Take my upvote and go to the top where you belong

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u/SWO_Woodsman_945 Jan 20 '22

Here are some free advice I learned recently. If McDonald's gives you the wrong order, say so before you drive away. In the age of Covid, they cannot take it back. So they will give you your order and some other random guy's order. They will just remake it for the next guy. And you now have a free meal.

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u/FlamingoJames Jan 20 '22

The homies gave you a overdose…

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u/black-turtle-kali Jan 20 '22

High movie is this?

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u/NipzAhoy Shitposter Jan 20 '22

The movie is Goodfellas

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u/stephysis Jan 20 '22

One of the best movies ever made. I watch it almost every year at least once.

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u/NipzAhoy Shitposter Jan 20 '22

Facts

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u/IndianaGeoff Jan 20 '22

It is for sure one of the stop and watch when I run across it.

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u/black-turtle-kali Jan 26 '22

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar for not just telling me what movie this(i saw it and I loved it!) is but also for seeing through my question “which movie is this” instead of “high”

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u/Lenithriel Jan 20 '22

Goodfellas, you definitely need to see it, shit is so fucking good. I normally don't care for gangster movies but this stuff is very realistic and so hilarious and crazy.

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u/thegreatgatsB70 Jan 20 '22

How am I funny?

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u/Lenithriel Jan 20 '22

Do I look like a fuckin clown?

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u/kiscocisco Jan 20 '22

I'm here to fucking amuse you?

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u/DorothyParkerFan Jan 20 '22

I can hear him yelling “FCKIN JIMMMAYYYYYY!!!”

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u/andysapplefarmfan1 Jan 20 '22

YEAH THEN AFTER YOU EAT IT THEY REALIZE AND TELL YOU TO HAND IT TO THEM

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u/PeopleAreBozos Jan 20 '22

Yes, this is what I ordered

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u/HerMajestysButthole Jan 20 '22

Literally me, when I get french fries mixed in with my onion rings.

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u/fuckitymcfuckfacejr Jan 20 '22

My buddy ordered spicy orange chicken last night and was given a completely different dish. He just said it was fine and we took it to go. He started eating it later on and bit down on something with a very strange texture(crunch where no crunch should be). He threw it away and went and got a fast food burrito. It all could have been avoided, if he had just spoken up about receiving the wrong meal.

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u/Gamerologists Jan 20 '22

Once I decided to get myself some White Castle's, so I ordered on the app and after waiting at the window for a while they handed me 2 big bags and without thinking I said thanks and pulled away. Then realized I shouldn't have this much so I parked in the lot and checked, one bag was my whole order, the other was 6 cheeseburgers that I never ordered.

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u/Trigger__happy Jan 20 '22

Happened to me at Whataburger once. I drove out of there so fast.

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u/SamFiles55 Jan 20 '22

Am I the only one that can't stand Ray Liotta's face? I love the good fellas and him in it, but not his face.

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u/yarak_69 Flair Loading.... Jan 20 '22

And then you wake up and see you only got 17 in ur 20 Nuggets

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u/scotterson34 Jan 20 '22

Almost every time I go to popeyes

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u/Space_Rocket_445 Big pp Jan 20 '22

I hope u were not eatting shampoo

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u/Artiodactyl12345 Jan 20 '22

Awesome.

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u/Artiodactyl12345 Jan 20 '22

Goodfellas is such a masterpiece

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u/thegreatgatsB70 Jan 20 '22

Look at those extra nuggies!!!

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u/BFNgaming Jan 20 '22

Ayyy a Goodfellas meme. This movie is the fucking best.

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u/lovelymiaof Jan 20 '22

Best feeling ever !

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u/bloodybeakerfolk Jan 20 '22

Literally never happened

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u/HiddenPants777 Jan 20 '22

I remember this time mcdonalds server dropped an extra big mac in my order because she wasnt paying attention. Best day ever

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

JIIIMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

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u/MagyarCat Jan 20 '22

The absolute best day of 2020 came when I got home and realized Popeye’s had given me TWO spicy chicken sandwiches and I only paid for one

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u/polandwood Jan 20 '22

I once ordered a burger in McDonald's, because they had so much crowd at time when i've been there, they gave me extra bacon.

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u/HONKACHONK Jan 20 '22

*so you give them more money because you know that if you give it back, they have to throw it away

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u/Connorclan Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 20 '22

Got a double quarter pounder instead of a normal one at McDonald’s the other day, feels good.

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u/SunriseShadows1 GigaChad Jan 20 '22

One time we ordered mc donalds and out order came, 30 mins later our order came again and we only paid once XD

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u/mrtylerwu Jan 20 '22

Or if ur an introvert

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u/-Tachina- Jan 20 '22

I live when this happens with Amazon products I ordered 1 but got 4

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u/Kermit_The_Lice Jan 20 '22

My brother was getting us McDonald's one day with a few burgers and shakes. He turned out to come back with this big ass McDonald's box with about 10 fries, hash browns , and burgers. We were lovin it untill we realized he forgot about the drinks.

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u/bigoofaaaa Jan 20 '22

I once bought 24 mcburgers and got 48 💀

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u/xSha3nx Jan 20 '22

Lololol. Fuxkin true!

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u/mousey03f Jan 20 '22

Omg I can’t believe they turned the crazy guy from bee movie into a real thing

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u/DJ_E2W808 Jan 20 '22

Shout out to all the fast food workers who load the fries and chicken nuggets.

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u/mleeternal Jan 20 '22

it is... acceptable.

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u/justkittylitter Jan 20 '22

Wait that happens to you? I’ve only gotten cheated out of my meals. Once I was trying to feed my family of three and I had a little bit of money left over after bills so I treated us to McDonalds. The delivery person came up and said that someone stole my order so they had to place a new one and I only got half of what I ordered. I got a refund for it, but was still sad about it

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u/janda125 Jan 20 '22

I once ordered delivery from a local restaurant. After it was delivered I noticed it was wrong. Turms out they confused my order for someone else who ordered takeaway at the restaurant (this was a meal for two). I contact the delivery service and I send proof that I got the wrong order delivered. Get a full refund, a $7 appology voucher and got to keep the meal for two.

To say the least I went to bed happy that night

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u/Sgspecial1 Jan 20 '22

One day I got the mythical 7 piece caniac from Raising Cane’s…best feeling ever

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u/DisplayFun6695 Jan 20 '22

This happened yesterday

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u/Atarisrocks Jan 20 '22

Ordered McDonald's delivery a few weeks ago. 2 adult meals and a kids meal. Ended up my order plus 3 big Mac, 1 Mcchicken, 2 Mcplants and 20 chicken nuggets.

Frozen the chicken nuggets and burger which reheated nicely.

Though threw the McPlant away as I didn't like the taste or texture.

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u/farrukhsshah Jan 20 '22

Ahhhh Jimmy.

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u/Heroism4499 Jan 20 '22

I sometimes get food at this Chinese Food place and they recently raised the price of their Sesame Chicken (my favorite meal from the place) to a price I wasn't willing to pay, so I swapped over to the Broccoli Beef. the delivery guy accidentally handed me so poor guy who ordered like 3 medium orders of the sesame chicken along with my order and I didn't get charged extra.

I ate like a king that week.

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u/Lilcreeper_69 Підтримуйте Україну Jan 20 '22

I have a pizza place in my town that will give you the pizza they messed up on and your correct pizza so sometimes you can end up with like 6 pizzas

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u/kanna172014 Jan 20 '22

The McDonald's here often leaves food out or gives me a wrong item.

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u/Aidan_992 Died of Ligma Jan 21 '22

Happened to me once, they gave me a cheeseburger on top of the other food I ordered. The only problem was I’m a vegetarian, I just gave it to my brother so it worked out

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u/snowball062016 Jan 21 '22

This happened to me once. Wife was out of state visiting family so I Grubhubbed myself a burrito and chips. I got someone else’s order of two burritos and two chips. Burritos had pico de gallo. I fucking hate pico =‘)

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u/SurealGod Jan 21 '22

This happened to me at Mcdonalds once. Ordered a quarter pounder with cheese combo. Got home, opened the bag, got two big Mac combos instead. I wasn't complaining.

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u/corvid-of-reality Jan 21 '22

not exactly related but i went to a japanese restaurant once and got the dish where its like, rice, a bunch of vegetables, snd steak cut up so i got the food, started eating the steak, it was the normal amount and then the waitress lady came back and said in v broken english, "i'll get you some more meat" and then she just... brought me more meat? there was literally nothing wrong with the steak i had, it was the normal amount of steak, i have no clue why she brought more but it was good so

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u/c1ockYT Jan 21 '22

Xxx are

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u/Fang05 Jan 21 '22

And getting all the money back after complaining