r/memes My mom checks my phone Jan 20 '22 Silver 1

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22
  1. Wings are too damn expensive not to clean the bone.

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u/ArcticFox975 Jan 20 '22

5

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u/Secure-Ad6000 Jan 20 '22

5

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/Codie_Honson Jan 20 '22 Wholesome

Ahh, a fellow bone eater.

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u/Bayan_Ila_6936 Jan 20 '22

If you know what I mean..

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u/BoneZX3 Jan 20 '22

What did I ever do to you. Why are you eating me?

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u/Killer_Of_Libtards Jan 20 '22

3

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u/gogishing Jan 20 '22

6 get the marrows!

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u/DragoKnight589 Because That's What Fearows Do Jan 20 '22

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Now what would that mean?

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u/Pigmaschine Jan 20 '22

you also eat the farmer

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u/DragoKnight589 Because That's What Fearows Do Jan 20 '22

Yum?

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u/StellarisGaming Jan 20 '22

You've created a black hole. Thanks alot dude

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u/ataxi_a Jan 20 '22

11...beaks and feathers

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

5

Maggots are dying in my trashcan.

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u/TvALoki Jan 20 '22

Even before they were to expensive it was always the fiiiith lol

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u/SeriousAnteater Jan 20 '22

I still see a little nug of chicken stuck to that bad boy fricken amateurs

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u/Railroad-gamer Jan 20 '22

Sonny, back in my day they were only $0.10 each.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I remember when they first hit 25 cents a wing and how I thought that was expensive.

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u/heiiscenberg Jan 20 '22

You people stop at 5?

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u/Potato-with-guns Jan 20 '22

If I buy the I usually do -1, not that good for the price, I can make better ones at home if I want to.

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u/RedStarRazi Jan 20 '22

5 because they’re too damn delicious

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u/Randalf_the_Black Jan 20 '22

5.. And that my wife almost gags when I chew loudly on the cartilage is just a bonus.

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 Jan 20 '22

A fellow 5’er

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u/A_Cultured_Swine Jan 20 '22

Sir, that is a drumstick

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u/JazzmansRevenge Jan 20 '22
  1. Anyone who stops at 1 deserves a beating.

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u/Vulpes_macrotis Because That's What Fearows Do Jan 20 '22

Anyone who stops at 1-3. I can understand that the rests on the sides are not that tasty and they are annoying, but anything else?

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u/billybobborchert Jan 20 '22 Wholesome

I eat the bone

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u/MiserablePepper8059 I saw what the dog was doin Jan 20 '22

6

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u/_jnguyen Jan 20 '22
  1. I eat the plate

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u/CompetitionSad419 trans rights Jan 20 '22

8 I eat the table

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u/XxnoiceboyxX moderator fan club Jan 20 '22

9, i eat myself

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u/Maypher Jan 20 '22
  1. I eat the restaurant

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u/XxnoiceboyxX moderator fan club Jan 20 '22
  1. i eat the guy (or girl or both or niether or something else) who ate the restaurant

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u/Crazy_Gamer297 Jan 20 '22
  1. i eat the entire universe

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u/ZeroSexLife Jan 21 '22

Well that escalated quickly.

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u/indefinitCelery memer Jan 20 '22
  1. Burger king foot lettuce

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u/PedroPablito1 Jan 20 '22
  1. I consume the whole city

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u/sniper_boy_1999_ Jan 20 '22

wait hold up 😂😂

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u/XxnoiceboyxX moderator fan club Jan 20 '22

10, i rebirth myself after, go outside and eat a raw alive chicken

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u/TFDUDE13 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 20 '22

11, I consume the entire planet

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u/XxnoiceboyxX moderator fan club Jan 20 '22

12 i eat the sun

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u/Cool-Newspaper-1 Jan 20 '22

12, I consume the entire planet and the moon

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u/NickU252 Jan 20 '22

Phoenix wings

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u/XxnoiceboyxX moderator fan club Jan 20 '22

XD

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u/XxnoiceboyxX moderator fan club Jan 20 '22
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u/monkeybobjr Jan 20 '22

I still see meat on the bone

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u/MiserablePepper8059 I saw what the dog was doin Jan 20 '22

well yea i just eat the bone ,who eats the meat?

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u/Potato-with-guns Jan 20 '22

So you are that chicken less bone guy

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u/monkeybobjr Jan 20 '22

yo no way, my dog is the same way

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u/MiserablePepper8059 I saw what the dog was doin Jan 21 '22

Hey, your dog is one of the best then

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u/robkood Jan 20 '22

7: I eat the chicken's soul

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u/ThePhlatinumMan Jan 20 '22

7 I eat the bone then recreate it

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u/FeLiXX___ Jan 20 '22

8 I shit the bone and then I take my shit back

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u/mythicalsoul100 Flair Loading.... Jan 20 '22

9 shit, make fertilizer, grow plant,feed seed to chicken, cook chicken then eat it again

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u/ToppatSnekBoi Jan 20 '22

Instructions unclear. I ate the shit.

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u/WATER_CARBOY GigaChad Jan 20 '22

Instructions unclear: I used a shit of an animal to make coffee. *Edit: business is boomin

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u/XxnoiceboyxX moderator fan club Jan 20 '22

XD

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u/XxnoiceboyxX moderator fan club Jan 20 '22

instructions unclear, i ate the shit, threw it up and made thea of that

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u/Ruthless_Entity Jan 20 '22

10 I lay a dinosaur egg

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u/Jsett2021 Jan 20 '22

10, shit, make fertilizer, create corporate company, grow plants, feed chickens, eat and sell chickens, collect chicken bones, repeat until rich

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u/AlchemyParrot Birb Fan Jan 20 '22

9 eat the shit

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u/CouchPotato1178 Jan 20 '22

9 i eat the shit then take the next shit back

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u/Buchtaak2233 Jan 20 '22

i also eat a part of my hand

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u/drpepper1994 Jan 20 '22

Stop at 4, but lick all the sauce off first, so like 4 minus the red.

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u/bilstuffting_08 Jan 20 '22

So 5

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u/CadenBop Jan 20 '22

No 5 eats the extra little bits that are a little hard. They crazy

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u/CupaT-T Jan 20 '22

Yeah. I'm also 4

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u/MusicSounds1011 Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 20 '22

cartilage tastes good tho

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u/AtlasxHd Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

Sure does, I’d say most who don’t like it is more due to texture. Thats my reason atleast

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u/CadenBop Jan 20 '22

I would have to agree.

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u/Tarani5 Jan 20 '22

Wasting food

Wasting food

Wasting food

Okay

Perfect

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u/Miss_PMM Jan 20 '22

Best answer

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u/dj_fishwigy Jan 20 '22

As a poor man everything is wasting food lol

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u/No_Profit_6704 Jan 20 '22

Past 5 cuz I’m not a monster

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u/scot816 Jan 20 '22

5 always 5, sometimes 6

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u/CupaT-T Jan 20 '22

I won't ask.

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u/WhoopSarrosa Professional Dumbass Jan 20 '22

Lol

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u/tinkanine Jan 20 '22

6 is picking clean other people's wings.

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u/archery713 Jan 20 '22

Flats to a 5. Wings to a 4.

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u/Bob-Bills Breaking EU Laws Jan 20 '22

You mean drums to a 4 or..?

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u/GodTyrandFreya Jan 20 '22

The correct answer

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u/Airicecraft Jan 20 '22

Bro I don't see a 17

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u/jpzilla13 Jan 20 '22

I eat the bone, poop, use it as fertilizer, raise chicken, eat it, poop again and repeat 2 more times I do 17

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u/The_Will_Here Jan 20 '22

This is the first comment this year that has made me spit out what I’m eating laughing, congratulations 🎊🎈

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u/WhereforeFoe Jan 20 '22

We can all agree that people who stop at 1 are a menace to mankind.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

5 and 5 ftw. Never had I settled for less.

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u/LlamaMadeOfKiwis Jan 20 '22

if anyone says one… i will find you.. and kill you. FOR THE STARVING CHILDREN. thank you for listening to my ted talk😌

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u/jimi-hotsauce Jan 20 '22

5 and a half

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u/jldangle Jan 20 '22

If I make you bbq, and your bones don't look like 5? I'm not making you bbq again.

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u/PukeSan Jan 20 '22

When there is nothing left, if you stop at 1 you’re mentally insane

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u/king_noobie Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 20 '22

The meat gotta go before I'm done eating it.

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u/buzz_knudson Jan 20 '22

There is no atom left on that bone when I'm done

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u/NakedButNotAfraid_ Jan 20 '22

I want to say 4 but I can be guilty of 3

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u/platypus_rush Jan 20 '22

What a menace to the society

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u/JStewy21 Jan 20 '22

That's okay man, as long as you're not beyond 3, thats punishable of death

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u/ToofaaniMirch69 Jan 20 '22

I dont see 6th option

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u/Mvz1003 Jan 20 '22

So you enjoy bone marrow too?

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u/IrrelevencySupremecy Jan 20 '22

-4 I eat the live chicken

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u/moebelhausmann Smol pp Jan 20 '22

If anyone answers 1 we have to burn them alive!

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u/WheeIkick Jan 20 '22

I stop at three then I can hear my mom saying, “there is still meat on them bones boy.” Then I stop at 5 and feel my ancestors smiling down at me.

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u/nelsd34 Jan 20 '22
  1. My family says it’s disgusting but I am not going waste meat

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u/platypus_rush Jan 20 '22

I eat the top and bottom part of the bone so maybe 6

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u/SpicyBuffalo-98 Jan 20 '22

I’ve really been wanting chicken wings but the price of wings is so expensive lately. This one place is charging $12 for 5 wings.

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u/Fargrim_Battlehammer Jan 20 '22

I eat all the flesh off and for the extra challenge i try to let my large intestine digest the bone

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u/Old-Experience-5210 Sussy Baka Jan 20 '22

I crush the bones with my teeth and suck the bone marrow out of it

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u/frilllio Jan 20 '22

instructions unclear, swallowed the bones, and the plate

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u/HungryJef Jan 20 '22

I bite the bones in half and eat the marrow like a goddamn savage

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u/bruhgzinga Jan 20 '22

4 but I also suck the sauce off and if at home alone break the bone and eat the marrow

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u/AbsurdMango Jan 20 '22

If you are 4 or lower why are tou buying wings you clearly dont like them

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u/Juiceboy2008 Jan 20 '22

everyone who stops at 1 needs to be executed

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u/MsChicolato Jan 20 '22

yo where's the 27, i've got porcelain in my stomach, along with several grams of metal.

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u/Better-Science2433 Jan 20 '22

5 normally but when I’m hungry I go for the very rare and hidden 6, it’s when you eat the bone

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u/ThompsonTom Jan 20 '22

None. I eat boneless to save money and get more meat out of it

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u/c6lcy Jan 20 '22

Stop at 5 then add the spicy sauce to bite off the bone

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u/combatcock Jan 20 '22

0, i am trying to eat healthy

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u/Kadx07 Jan 20 '22

Fuck anyone who stops before bone. Life is too short to waste good food.

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u/LootGoblinImotekh Jan 20 '22

if you stop at 1, i will find you and kill you, you don't just take a single bite of a wing then just leave it

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u/adamesco115 Jan 20 '22

Who stop at 1? That’s just one bit. I personally a 4

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u/Future_Pineapple4609 Jan 20 '22

Y'all are just up in the comments acting like you eat the entire bone. Lol!

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u/one_dank_boy 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 Jan 20 '22

5.

if you stop anywhere before 4 you are a disgrace.

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u/suchapity11 Jan 20 '22

0 cuase I m broke

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u/Telken_ Jan 20 '22

You guys cook the chicken before eating?

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u/twick2010 Jan 20 '22

I paid for it all, I’m eatin it all.

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u/bacongamerepic Professional Dumbass Jan 20 '22
  1. I eat the bone too. I didn’t pay for the whole wing to not eat 40% of it

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u/Apprehensive_Song_18 Jan 20 '22

Who would ever stop at 1 are you trying to waste money

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u/AppropriateDig4835 Jan 20 '22

Any one that stops at 1 is a meniscus and deserves to be locked up

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u/arnold_tortoise Jan 20 '22

im a 6 bro, gotta pop that bad boy open and consume the marrow

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u/HaitianPsycho Jan 20 '22

Anyone who stop before 4 needs help

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u/BeneTTon69 Jan 20 '22

Between 4 and 5. But i know people who would stop at 10. They chew the bones like dogs

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u/corruptedsignal Jan 20 '22

What, you don't eat, at least, the bit on the end of the bone ?

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u/Ghostley92 Jan 20 '22

4.7

If someone stops at less than 4 they should not be eating bone-in wings. 5 is like…not even cartilage left. Maybe if I’m really hungry…

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u/Gobbleass69 Jan 20 '22

10 I insert the bone up my ass after I've finished

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u/SureKeepsTrying Jan 20 '22

6, bone's tasty tho

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u/Locust627 Jan 20 '22

I had a friend who did 2-3.

He is no longer invited to Wing Wednesday’s.

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u/AmosDerKnecht Jan 20 '22

0, i'm vegan

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u/Chillchowchowchill Jan 20 '22

Flats, flats only club

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u/Ninja_Destroyer_ Jan 20 '22

Depends on the wing quality. Shitty wings get tossed at 3. Good goods get a 4+

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u/StickyNode Jan 20 '22

3 - The sizzled grizzle is not the shizzle

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u/StickyNode Jan 20 '22

Edit: i wrote 3. and the comment changed to 1. By itself (!?) Wtf?

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u/JimboTheArtist Jan 20 '22

whoever goes till 3 and stop i need their full names.

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u/mrinkyface Jan 20 '22

Somewhere between 3 and 4

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u/jksarcasm_6 discord.gg/rmemes Jan 20 '22
  1. I can't get any closer to the bone without gaging

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u/yuccaboy85 Jan 20 '22

If you’re not a 5 you can’t eat wings with me.

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u/Arkronu Jan 20 '22

3 and i'm ashamed of that

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u/spliffwizard Jan 20 '22

0, I don't like chicken on the bone

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/smooth_criminal696 Jan 20 '22

4or 3, if you stop at 5 you are from Africa, if you stop at 1, you dont know what Africa is

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u/clickscap Karmawhore Jan 20 '22

That's very stereotypical

But what do I expect I sorted by controversial

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u/PrivatePickle109 GigaChad Jan 20 '22

I eat 1 and I know what it is. Africa is a country in Egypt.

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u/monfil666 Jan 20 '22

I am a 5 and give the bone to my dog, nothing goes to waste.

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u/AleLime Grumpy Cat Jan 20 '22

4

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u/shx-iro Jan 20 '22
  1. Sadly I can’t deal with cartilage

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u/WeazelWizard774 Jan 20 '22

Like 4 and 5

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u/DARKSIED125790 I touched grass Jan 20 '22

4

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u/Papa_Stalin12345 Scumbag Steve Jan 20 '22

7

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u/lanecw Jan 20 '22

Usually 4...I'm ashamed

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u/wrench_16 Jan 20 '22

I suck it out of 5

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u/Thisgoatdumb Jan 20 '22

6 I eat the bone to

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u/Entire-Shelter-693 Jan 20 '22

Between 4 and 5

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u/Dynamo56 Jan 20 '22

Somewhere between 3 and 4