r/memes May 04 '22

Temporary friends I guess !Rule 8 - NO REPOSTS

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/GalacticSean May 04 '22

yeah they called dibs

2

u/CurrentlyACrisis May 05 '22

The rest of Europe better prepare for another hundred year war

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u/neutralguystrangler May 04 '22

We don't need France or Russia to destroy us! We're perfectly capable of doing that to ourselves

20

u/Un_rancais_bleu May 04 '22

We can help

18

u/Bunzieleijdjeer May 04 '22

Dutch person here, We wanna help too!

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u/Un_rancais_bleu May 04 '22

Dutch🤝French

5

u/Snoopcat64 Dirt Is Beautiful May 04 '22

Where's the detergent? We'll need it to take the rust of the guillotine.

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u/Un_rancais_bleu May 04 '22

Monarchy will fall !

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u/Snoopcat64 Dirt Is Beautiful May 04 '22

VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION !

3

u/pomme_de_yeet May 04 '22

ouais les rançais sont toujours prêts

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u/DerMeisenJager May 04 '22

We want to help.

0

u/gargagouille May 05 '22

Que faits-tu de nous, le canadiens français ?

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u/Un_rancais_bleu May 05 '22

Depuis quand les Québécois sont contre les anglais ?

2

u/miss_chauffarde May 05 '22

Depuis que degaule est allé les voir

3

u/Koalahalla May 05 '22

As an American I now understand my country's goal of self destruction while ruling the world was hereditary.

3

u/Sdaniel211 May 05 '22

America is tired of you bo’ ol O’ Wa’ er fucking Brits

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u/null_check_failed May 05 '22

Just return the stolen artifacts to colonies before getting nuked

idgaf about anything else in UK except animals (not including humans)

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u/neutralguystrangler May 05 '22

Artifacts reference not set to an instance of an object.

40

u/antonno69 Because That's What Fearows Do May 04 '22

france: fine i do it my self

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u/reee4 trans rights May 04 '22

Hey I already have trouble sleeping and knowing I want to be nuked isn't gonna help

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u/Dinglecore May 04 '22 edited May 04 '22

nobody wants you nuked, it's just part propoganda to make the Russian citizens think Russia is still very powerful and part trying to make the west fearful of Russia and therefore stopping their supplying of weapons to Ukraine. It's also only the russian state TV saying this, and they're showing crappy CGI simulations and know basically nothing about what the Russian government is thinking. Using nukes in general is also an insanely bad idea because of MAD, which states that launching a nuke would mean the complete destruction of both the nation which launched it and the nation it was launched at. Putin would be absolutely fucking insane to launch a nuke, and even if he tried to, I'm not sure the russians would actually let it happen.

Overall, you are safe

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u/LUSI00 I touched grass May 04 '22

Even if russians wouldn't use a nuke, Putin can just ignore them and do it anyway, that's why i hope he hasn't gone insane.

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u/fatmustardcheese May 04 '22

I think he went insane a while back.

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u/Dinglecore May 04 '22

Maybe, but I think that he still knows full well that launching a nuke would be suicide for Russia and everything he is working for

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u/reee4 trans rights May 04 '22

Thank you

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u/Dinglecore May 04 '22

No problem, try as much as you can not to worry. If you need to, avoid looking at the news, they frequently use fear mongering for easy clicks and money

1

u/Vaultboy474 May 04 '22

Thank you. Yes. People keep saying it gonna happen

4

u/HeyXboxRecordThat May 04 '22

On one hand I live there and would rather not die, on the other, no energy rise in October

9

u/WantonKerfuffle May 04 '22

Trident captain: *unlocks safe with malicious intent*

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u/soccersmitty90 May 04 '22

I love, this post and everything, that is wrong, with it.

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u/VLenin2291 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 04 '22

I love how this could be referring to Russia or Britain

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u/Fink1reddit May 04 '22

Impossible. There isn’t a white flag in the post

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u/ajolaks May 04 '22

The Border is white This is because as soon as something reaches the French Border they surrender

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u/WilliamAfton131 May 04 '22

"French surrender monkey" haha very funny. Are you still stuck in the early 2000's french bashing ?

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u/Epicspine May 05 '22

The French eat frogs and slugs, they don’t deserve respect.

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u/WilliamAfton131 May 05 '22

Then y'all don't deserve respect either

2

u/[deleted] May 04 '22

britain similing cuz they know they going down anyway without russia or france

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u/Bigboss09646 May 04 '22

Can someone explain this? I haven’t heard anything about the French yet besides this post

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u/TotallyNotAnAlt1445 May 04 '22

France and the UK have a very long history of being enemies

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u/Iancreed May 05 '22

They’ve been at peace ever since 1815. They were allies in many wars since then.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

France and the UK have a big history of wars, with one going as long as 116 years

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u/grand305 Lurker May 04 '22

*americans hearing this. "Listen here!".

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u/Un_rancais_bleu May 04 '22

We gave you independance and a cool statue little boy

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u/grand305 Lurker May 05 '22

I mean "no one can mess with uk". America speaking to russia.

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u/grand305 Lurker May 07 '22

I am a woman, not a boy.

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u/Un_rancais_bleu May 07 '22

I was rendering to the young age of the USA

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u/grand305 Lurker May 07 '22

Oh ok

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u/TragicTester034 May 04 '22

Ah the french

Friends in crisis lol

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22 edited May 06 '22

[deleted]

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u/Oobt Me when the: May 04 '22

Ah, Fr*nch

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u/IamaJarJar trans rights May 04 '22

I really hope this is a joke, and not a real threat Russia has made (I dont read the news so I dont know!)

I hate the uk just like the rest of us, but I live here, I dont want to fucking die!

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u/Gaming-Burrito Stand With Ukraine May 04 '22

it's basically just Russian propoganda that was released on the Russian State TVs. they showed a poorly made simulation of them nuking the UK. i doubt they'll actually nuke the UK

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u/Unicron_Tomato May 04 '22

Grabs surf board.

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u/ImNormal1107 May 05 '22

That is possibly one of the worst uses of a comma Ive seen in my entire life

1

u/Hoochnoob69 May 05 '22

Ok, but what does the ability of the french to hear has to do with how russia wants to nuke UK?

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Pen3 May 05 '22

je mapelle sasuke uchiwa

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u/Iancreed May 05 '22

Why would France want to destroy a nation that rescued them twice in the twentieth century? If it weren’t for all the British soldiers who served in France in world war 1, the Germans would have completely overrun France.

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u/miss_chauffarde May 05 '22

Huuuu old running tradition

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u/Away-Net-7241 May 05 '22

Why did I actually read this in a French accent

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u/RossiRetardo May 05 '22

Just give us an excuse Frenchy

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u/Apple_noob_ 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 May 05 '22

You REALLY don't need a comma there it's throwing me off

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u/a-pile-of-coconuts May 05 '22

Why is there a comma

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u/NSAnalyst May 04 '22

No if Spain does it first...

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u/Epicspine May 05 '22

Russia and USA can eliminate France. Literally obliterate the entire population. They can solve world peace yet they won’t do it.

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u/mikeschwally1 May 05 '22

France: surrenders UK: You haven't even declared war yet. France: Sorry, force of habit.