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Republicans Call Abortion Rights Protest a Capitol 'Insurrection'

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Intoxicated Redland mayor Karen Williams crashed car one hour after meeting with drink driving victims, rejects advocates’ call to resign

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r/nottheonion 15h ago

Proposed Bill Mandating 'Canadian Content' on Streaming Platforms Would Also Apply to Porn

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r/nottheonion 7h ago

‘Too much mayo on a sandwich’: 1 dead, 1 in surgery after being shot by customer

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r/nottheonion 2h ago

Should Police Officers Hand Out Speeding Tickets to Cyclists?

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r/nottheonion 0m ago

Adult Trans Skateboarder Allowed To Compete Against Young Female Skaters; Places First in Event

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r/nottheonion 1d ago

Kansas Farmer Hopes for Enough Rain to Grow Weeds

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r/nottheonion 19h ago

‘This Was Our Error’: Documenta Curators Have Apologized for Including a Mural With Antisemitic Imagery in This Year’s Show

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r/nottheonion 46m ago

Hotel That 'never Lands' Would Fly 5,000 Guests Through The Skies In Luxury

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r/nottheonion 1d ago

Foetus fronts legal challenge over emissions in South Korea

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Mars probe running Windows 98 receives software update after two decades

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r/nottheonion 2d ago

Georgia death row inmate allowed to ask for firing squad instead of 'painful' lethal injection

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r/nottheonion 3d ago Wholesome Take My Energy Helpful

'A nightmare': Family living without a roof after theirs was removed by a contractor they never hired

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r/nottheonion 2d ago

Toyota is recalling its first mainstream electric car because the wheels can fall off

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r/nottheonion 2d ago

Mystery deepens as owners say Hong Kong floating restaurant has not sunk

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r/nottheonion 2d ago

Reading host families urge Ukrainian refugees to find new accommodation as they didn't think war would be so 'long'

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r/nottheonion 3d ago Silver

Ohio attorney indefinitely suspended from Supreme Court for repeatedly driving naked

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r/nottheonion 2d ago

Scottish castle on market for £1.25m after battle over £230 debt ends

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r/nottheonion 2d ago

Man who complained he had 'adult potato' thrown at his head goes viral

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r/nottheonion 3d ago

City contractor goes out for drinks after work, loses memory stick containing personal data on nearly half a million residents

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r/nottheonion 3d ago

Greek state TV broadcasts advice on how to siphon gasoline

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r/nottheonion 3d ago

Claim that a boat 'works awesome' doesn't count as a warranty, judge says

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r/nottheonion 3d ago

Hostess launches $TWINKcoin snack cakes

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r/nottheonion 3d ago

Mark Zuckerberg envisions a billion people in the metaverse spending hundreds of dollars each

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r/nottheonion 3d ago

Goat accidentally neutralises several invaders in Zaporizhzhia Oblast

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