r/therewasanattempt Dec 08 '21

To mix the gene pool Removal Reason: Fits better on another sub

https://i.imgur.com/u5drh3W.png

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/TheJambus Dec 08 '21

"Honey, I have something I need to tell you... You're not the mother."

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u/Dinner-for-none Dec 08 '21

My teeth and upper lip are actually the real organism, and they reproduce by budding. So…you should probably go.

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u/SLIP411 Dec 08 '21

Her face is pretty much "K guess I'm useless"

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u/Dinner-for-none Dec 08 '21

She provided the substrate upon which his spores landed and grew. She is an important part of this organism’s life cycle lol

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u/Good_Sign_758 Dec 08 '21

Nothing more than a vessel upon which said spores grew.

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u/Advo96 Dec 08 '21

Yeah this looks like two sperms collided and the whole thing happened without an egg.

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u/jubila8t0r Dec 09 '21

Lol he's also the mother

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u/TheStoneArrow Dec 08 '21

isn’t that the OG Ronaldo?

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u/Guiderlippi Dec 08 '21

The one and only

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u/TheJambus Dec 08 '21

The *five and only

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u/Loli-is-Justice Dec 08 '21

What about him?

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u/general652 Dec 08 '21

That is Ronaldo…

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u/Rockonfoo Dec 08 '21

Yeah, but like…what about him ya know?

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u/general652 Dec 08 '21

He’s in the picture? It’s his family?

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u/Rockonfoo Dec 08 '21

What about his family?

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u/Stunning_Salary8589 Dec 08 '21

Average loli fan

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u/Putfyre Dec 08 '21

For explanation´s sake, this is the original Ronaldo, soccer player, one of the greatest of all time. These are obviously his kids, but with a few different moms, none of which is the one in the pic.

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u/AkuSokuZan2009 Dec 08 '21

I mean unless the mom was a clone of him, none of them will look like her anyways. That is some STRONG family resemblance to him LOL

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u/Rough-Riderr Dec 08 '21

Please excuse my ignorance, but why do you say "original" Ronaldo? Was there another famous player after him with the same name? Serious question; not a fan

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u/Putfyre Dec 08 '21

There were a few Ronaldos in the world of soccer: he was the first one, then came Ronaldinho Gaúcho after him (Ronaldinho is the diminutive of Ronaldo in Portuguese). They´re both Brazilian and both retired; and currently you have Cristiano Ronaldo, who is Portuguese and is still in activity even though he´s nearing retirering age. Coincidentally all these Ronaldos are among the best soccer players of all time.

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u/InflammatoryMuskrat Dec 09 '21

No, The Original Ronaldo is his full name. His friends just call him The.

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u/PsychologicalArt7451 Dec 08 '21

Original Ronaldo,soccer player, one of the greatest of all time.

That helps narrow it down from 2 to..... 2.

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u/Human-Perception5400 Dec 08 '21

This reply literally says OG ronaldo .....

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u/Rockonfoo Dec 08 '21

So the second one?

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u/Sauceysweetness Dec 08 '21

Its Cristiano Ronaldo

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u/Rockonfoo Dec 08 '21

Yeah I know who she is but who’s the guy? /s

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u/PsychologicalArt7451 Dec 08 '21

What's the point in saying OG Ronaldo? Any casual viewer would know CR7 as the real one rn. Only hardcores know the og one. Reddit is for young people and a lot of hardcores also prolly didn't see him.

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u/Human-Perception5400 Dec 08 '21

any football person should know r9 is the original Ronaldo.He is simply a legend

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u/PsychologicalArt7451 Dec 09 '21

And the other one isn't? What abt non-football viewers. So you are telling football viewers who prolly already know who this is that this is Brazilian ronaldo?

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u/Human-Perception5400 Dec 09 '21

I don't think many non football fans are here in this comment section because they probably didn't understand this post.Ronaldo is the most followed player,so pretty sure even Americans know him(atleast most of them)

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u/notmurio Dec 08 '21 edited Dec 08 '21

None of these kids are actually hers and they all have different mothers.

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u/Snoop-80562 Dec 08 '21

Insane player on and off the pitch.

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u/goddesstrotter Dec 08 '21

Are those girls not twins? If not, that’s mental! They’re all complete clones

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u/heccouto Dec 08 '21

The girls are twints 👍🏾

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u/goddesstrotter Dec 09 '21

Ok good, I thought I was going mad

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u/Edgelands Dec 08 '21

They'd better get used to hearing, "That's your mom‽"

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u/IOnlyHaveIceForYou Dec 08 '21

What's this about?

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u/ma11en69er Dec 08 '21

That the kids are clearly their dad's but look nothing like their mum.

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u/Snoo-90678 Dec 08 '21

He's been married 3 or 4 times. The eldest boy is with Milene Domingues (women in pic) and the boy far right looks a bit different then the rest.

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u/heccouto Dec 08 '21

I belive the lady in the pic is Celina (Ronaldo's girlfriend nowadays). The oldest boy is Ronaldo's son with Milene - first wife. The second boy is Ronaldo's son with a model (not married). And the twins are Ronaldo's daughters with second (or third) wife... I lost the count 🤣🤣

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u/ITguyBlake Dec 09 '21

Huh, an interrobang in the wild, nice

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u/Mental-Clerk Dec 08 '21

My kids are like this. Carbon copies of their dad. Even my nephews looked just like my husband as a kid (no, there was no incest before you disgusting weirdos start in). I assume these genes came from my father-in-law, because husband doesn’t look like his mom but his brother does. There aren’t really any photos of my fil when he was young so it’s hard to say. We know he had red hair, so does my youngest. It’s funny to me because I didn’t think anyone could get past my families genes. I look just like my grandma did.

And now you all got some random info from a random stranger just to say: genes are wild.

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u/Responsible-Meet-741 Dec 08 '21

I need to reply. Totally same here. My mum and aunt looks just like my grandmother (brown hair, brown or hazel eyes) and everyone of us cousins have the same colors. And all my three kids have blondish hair and blue eyes. At least I’m the mum so I know they’re mine… but not a single one with brown eyes is not really fair!

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u/AkuSokuZan2009 Dec 08 '21

Yeah genes are wild with how some can be very dominant. My brother and I look close enough some people thought we were the same person.

My kids at the same age look exactly alike and they look a lot like me when I was their age. Look close enough you can see some aspects like their mom, but at a glance most people just laugh and say something like "dad couldn't deny them if he tried" or "poor mom carried them for 9 months just for them to come out as clones of dad".

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u/Zealousideal_Bit6544 Dec 08 '21

Me (white) and my wife (Guatemalan) share two kids. Our son, who is as white as me, and our daughter, who has the exact complexion of my wife.

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u/I_am_dean Dec 08 '21

My oldest daughter is a carbon copy of my husband. Her looks, mannerisms and even her personality. The whole family jokes “are you even the mom?” Lol

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u/futato Dec 08 '21

Ronaldo taking branding to a whole new level

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u/Kcidobor Dec 08 '21

They have the mother’s eyes

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u/myname_isnot_kyal Dec 08 '21

you can't tell, but they also get their kidneys and their femurs from their mom.

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u/Kcidobor Dec 08 '21

I want to get this joke but I don’t

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u/cateyeglassses Dec 08 '21

How do the girls look even more like him than the boys?!

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u/I_am_dean Dec 08 '21

Lol I’m a girl and I look just like my dad, more so than my 2 brothers. Ones a nice mix and the other looks like my mom with short hair.

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u/gnarsed Dec 08 '21

kid on the left almost made it

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u/Loma91 Dec 08 '21

The seed is strong

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u/jorginhosssauro Dec 08 '21

RONALDINHOOOOOOOOO CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOO! BRASIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/mykylodge Dec 08 '21

That's a beautiful family!

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u/Kcidobor Dec 08 '21

Especially the guy in the zip up! Yummy

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u/One-Drag-4377 Dec 08 '21

Guy in the middle just tingling my inside

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u/Lil_Bigz Dec 08 '21

The seed is strong!

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u/JackTuz Dec 08 '21

RIP their knees

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u/RedDragonScale Dec 08 '21

ctrl + c

ctrl + v

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u/nate959 Dec 08 '21

Poor girls

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u/general652 Dec 08 '21

I’m shocked how few people know this is R9

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u/Snoop-80562 Dec 08 '21

His fans is old now? And reddit full of youngsters?

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u/general652 Dec 08 '21

It’s not rly about age, more about Americans ig

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u/skwadyboy Dec 08 '21

Looks like they're gonna need 2 extra pieces of rope in the bathroom now.

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u/Bladerslash Dec 08 '21

Ronaldo Nazario hehe the OG one.

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u/Impressive_Poet4860 Dec 08 '21

The guy looks familiar to me

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u/clanon Dec 08 '21

Genetic DRIFT RONALDO edition.

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u/probably420stoned Dec 08 '21

Poor girls lol

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u/RebellionRob75 Dec 08 '21

OG fat Ronaldo > Adams apple Ronaldo.

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u/Butcher1212 Dec 08 '21

Who are these people?

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u/l3utterfish Dec 08 '21

Ronaldos Family.

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u/FabulousProfession59 Dec 08 '21 edited Dec 08 '21

They’ll grow into it. Most women are plain af without all the enhancements now. The mom is basic af blond and the dad is chipmunk ugly af.

THIS is why I’d never give a ugly man a chance. They will fuck up your kids’ gene pool

😂😂😂all the ugly men are downvoting me!

Here: Enjoy this Christmas cabbage 🥬!

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u/iusedtobegerman Dec 08 '21

You're ugly arnt you? Lmao

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u/FabulousProfession59 Dec 08 '21

Umm not at all actually lol 😂 but you mad tho, that’s a fact 😂😂😂 my mother and father are very attractive and so am I lol.

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u/iusedtobegerman Dec 08 '21 edited Dec 08 '21

Lmao ugly ass

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u/policri249 Dec 08 '21

Don't worry. I have a feeling you won't have to worry about your gene pool at any point lmao

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u/FabulousProfession59 Dec 08 '21

Considering the fact that men pay men money just to speak with me and I don’t do only fans or porn should say quite a bit lol but believe what ever you’d like. Lol 😂 I Spoke my truth and you cows are mad.

Eat your fucking cabbage 🥬!!!!

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u/policri249 Dec 08 '21

That sounds like a very obvious lie lmao either that or you work on a toll line and are trying to glam it up. It also has nothing to do with raising a family lol

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u/iusedtobegerman Dec 08 '21

Sorry whos mad? Ugly ass cabbage cow lol

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u/perfectlyoffcenter Dec 08 '21

You are vile. Just a shallow empty soul. Gross. Let’s all pray u don’t reproduce

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u/FabulousProfession59 Dec 08 '21

I’m vile bc I choose to date attractive men? Wtf 😳 how does this make me vile?! You have no idea how I’ve have been treated by men who lead with their wallets and are insecure bc they know a woman like myself is out of their league. People will try to bring you down bc of their own insecurities. You don’t fucking know me. Shut tf up

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u/disasterpokemon Dec 08 '21

Wow you don't sound like a shitty person at all

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u/PuddingRnbowExtreme Dec 08 '21

Only if those ugly genes are dominant. And in this case that ugliness was REALLY dominant.

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u/FabulousProfession59 Dec 08 '21

I just really don’t like him lol 😂

Smiling with his stupid ass smile, while causing these young girls so much pain by cursing them with his chipmunk mouth.

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u/iusedtobegerman Dec 08 '21 edited Dec 08 '21

What? one of your parents must the chipmunk for you to have you such a chip on your shoulder

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u/ChokingonurAlibi Dec 08 '21

Good try buddy

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u/rasouul Dec 08 '21

The boys look more like there Mum while the girls look more like their Dad

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u/DoffanShadowshiv Dec 08 '21

If she cheated on him, it was with his twin brother

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u/myname_isnot_kyal Dec 08 '21

he cheated on her with his twin brother

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u/theShinyCA Dec 08 '21

Not often can a man be absolutely sure that his kids are his. This is nuts.

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u/Electronic-Injury-15 Dec 08 '21

This man doesn’t need Murray Show… YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!!

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u/SlaterVJ Dec 08 '21

That's stepmom. The real mom is clearly his sister.

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u/Cr0n_J0belder Dec 08 '21

Wait till the grandkids all come out looking like vikings

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u/blackmoonsun Dec 08 '21

Some strong genes

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u/East-Shape1286 Dec 08 '21

That will be an epic 5-a-side team until their knees all simultaneously break.

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u/Rohrod_ Dec 08 '21

Brazil moment

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u/unsaltedcoffee Dec 08 '21

Interesting the boys look like the mom, but the daughters look like the dad.

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u/charlesmonarch33 Dec 08 '21

That's not their mom though.

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u/drewzreddit Dec 08 '21

Someday, every human on the planet will look like this.

Most dominant genes ever.

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u/KaleidoscopeNormal71 Dec 08 '21

This dude reproduces by mythosis

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Genetics be crazy!

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u/totaleclipse1117 Dec 09 '21

Moms the odd one out! He must have some STRONG genes!!! That is pretty crazy not one kid took her genes at all!!

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u/Akhillieus Dec 09 '21

At least he knows he’s the father !

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u/insertjokehere12345 Dec 09 '21

Iiiiittttt'ssss Ronaaaalllldddoooooooo!

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u/KiwiAffectionate3794 Dec 09 '21

At least he knows they’re his

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u/Rough_Razzmatazz_925 Dec 09 '21

Ronaldo Nazario De Lima A.K.A EL FENOMENON, the original Ronaldo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

She must be full of recessive genes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

White/blonde is recessive.

Is hilarious when a recessive gene sneaks in though.

My half Asian son looks like his mother, but has red hair like me haha

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u/TatertotsNjello Dec 09 '21

The human Chipmunks