r/therewasanattempt Dec 08 '21

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u/smarmiebastard Dec 08 '21

Can’t spell manslaughter without laughter.

12

u/Ok_Brilliant_2575 Dec 08 '21

Can't spell murder without u

3

u/TomBot019 Dec 08 '21

Bubba: What are you in for?

You: Man's laughter.

4

u/smarmiebastard Dec 08 '21

Why am I picturing Sideshow Bob saying this?

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u/jwaterboyk Dec 08 '21

Can’t spell female without male.

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u/Turbo0801 Dec 08 '21

Can't make female without male

12

u/jwaterboyk Dec 08 '21

Can’t spell broad without bro.

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u/The2500 Dec 08 '21

If you rearrange the letters in "Hillary Clinton" you get "rylhial tnocnil".

9

u/KeyDox Dec 08 '21

If you rearrange "COVID" you get "OMICRON"

13

u/ThreeFishInAManSuit Dec 08 '21

If your rearrange "Your organs" you die.

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u/Decayed_Unicorn Dec 08 '21

All hail Rylhial Tnocnil!

6

u/arcanum7123 Dec 08 '21

You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits

6

u/surajvj Dec 08 '21

What if they come up with 'Girl'.

8

u/hubaloza Dec 08 '21

Boyril try again loser

3

u/Tensho-Thomas Dec 08 '21

Can’t spell girl without being a G In Real Life.

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u/axiomer Dec 09 '21

Isn't not suppose to refer to young women only, so don't think this will work for these creatures on twitter

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u/joseph_green_ Dec 08 '21

Boom roasted

6

u/RaiseTheBalloon Dec 08 '21

English is patriarchy!!!!! REEEEEEEE

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u/Ok_Brilliant_2575 Dec 08 '21

Can't spell English without ng

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u/kidonredit124opendor Dec 08 '21 edited Dec 08 '21

Can't spell English without "English."

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u/Ok_Brilliant_2575 Dec 08 '21

Can't spell without alphabet

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u/kidonredit124opendor Dec 08 '21

I'm doing it right now.

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u/Ok_Brilliant_2575 Dec 08 '21

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u/kidonredit124opendor Dec 08 '21

You just said S or ÈÚ

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u/SushiGolerk Dec 08 '21

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u/DirtySingh Dec 08 '21

Can't spell mansplaining without man. Can't spell manspreading without pread.

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u/TasiVasQwibQwib Dec 08 '21

Not to mention the "man" in manipulative refers to hands, not men.

5

u/shmooglepoosie Dec 08 '21

Wow. An etymological argument. I have no idea how to use emojis on reddit but *handsclapping*

1

u/TasiVasQwibQwib Dec 08 '21

Seemed like the only valid response to a word fight

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u/Ag_Smith_95 Dec 08 '21

*smug face

1

u/RamboGoesMeow Dec 08 '21

Can’t spell “ladies” without “ads lie.”

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u/Ok_Brilliant_2575 Dec 08 '21

La dies

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u/6tNein Dec 08 '21

this just reminded me of that one scene from The Dictator

1

u/AnAstronautOfSorts Dec 08 '21

You can't have a sandwich without something to put between two other things

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u/enp1sw Dec 08 '21

Ironman angry his one weekend a month with the kids ended badly because he racially abused a server, taking it out on women on the Internet.

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u/EstherandThyme Dec 08 '21

This whole exchange is /r/comedycemetary material.

0

u/jjkase Dec 08 '21

Can't misspell mistress without mister

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u/Ok_Brilliant_2575 Dec 08 '21

Can't misspell feminism without idiot

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u/refried_pancakes Dec 08 '21

Let's leave treating meaningless wordplay as wisdom to conservatives. They thrive on it.