r/therewasanattempt • u/freudian_nipps • Jan 20 '22 • Helpful 1 Wholesome 4

to prank Jesus.

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3.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/4timesthesteak Jan 20 '22

Wheelchair man knows a good halfie when he sees it

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u/dakid232313 Jan 20 '22

Yeah but he almost got set on fire for a doobie.

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u/finngreen614 Jan 20 '22

You don't want to know what he did for a doobie the last time

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u/SIII-043 Apr 25 '22

Like throwing candy at a kid. he was about to be mad but then he realized what it was and anger turned into appreciation

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u/thejudeabides52 Jan 20 '22

I've met both of these dudes, the wheelchair guy and weed Jesus I mean. That's State St Santa Barbara. Fucking cool dudes.

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u/son_lux_ Jan 20 '22

Bro your town looks awesome

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u/thejudeabides52 Jan 21 '22

Not my town, I busted there on my hitch hiking travels back in the day. Absolutely splendid city that treated me really well. I'm sure it has it's down sides. but I've never seen them.

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u/bcor211 Mar 09 '22

I stayed with some college kids from UCSB when I was hitching almost 20 years ago. Totally right man, very cool city, very chill people

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u/aavocados Jan 21 '22

state st during Halloween is so much fun, I visited some friends there once in my early 20s. Great college town, much babes :)

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u/cbleslie Mar 27 '22

Grew up there. Please visit. Get your hotel in Goleta, though. It will be much cheaper.

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u/Dreamcatched Feb 05 '22

Isnt there a interview with the wheelchair guy somewhere?

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u/rainboy1981 Jan 20 '22

There are so many layers here

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u/IDoPokeSmot Jan 20 '22

So Korean Jesus does exist?

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u/PaintChipsAndSalsa Jan 20 '22

But he ain't got time for your problems. He busy, with Korean shit.

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u/Da_Clappski Jan 20 '22

You motherfuckers need to leave Korean Jesus alone

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u/diftng1017 Jan 20 '22

He ain’t got time for your problems!

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u/ServerBuster Jan 20 '22

League of legends

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u/GANDALFthaGANGSTR Jan 20 '22

Is there any other kind of Jesus?

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u/NorweiganJesus Jan 20 '22

There are dozens of us!

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u/ColonelTendies Jan 20 '22

I am Wall Street Jesus

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u/BarnabyJ46 Jan 20 '22

Real people too - not just archetypes

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u/IDoPokeSmot Jan 20 '22

Umm so I'm guessing you're a Texan like me?

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u/GANDALFthaGANGSTR Jan 20 '22

Lol how'd you know? Is it obvious?

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u/IDoPokeSmot Jan 20 '22

Faith in Korean Jesus be real in Texas

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u/GANDALFthaGANGSTR Jan 20 '22

This be true. It was actually the first depiction of Jesus I ever saw because the two closest churches in my hometown were Korean. So until like the 3rd grade, I was 100% certain he was Asian lol.

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u/Bex_Perlina Jan 20 '22

He is Asian. Middle eastern, baby!!

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u/GANDALFthaGANGSTR Jan 20 '22

Shit, you're correct lol.

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u/giggletears3000 Jan 20 '22

He’s my pops

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u/Exotic_Worldliness94 Jan 20 '22

It's funny cause I seen these guys around. I used to serve the one in the wheelchair at 6am when I worked at Denny's. Cool dude

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u/quotes42 Jan 20 '22

There's too much happening in this video

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u/NeoDei Jan 20 '22

Not really

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u/artham_a Jan 20 '22 • Silver

Oh look at mr genius here

I can carry out more than One function in my brain

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u/ninimous Jan 20 '22

No no, a better representation of what he said would be:

Not really

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u/Emixii Jan 20 '22

You can carry stuff with your brain? Never knew that.

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u/Hyzerbombs420 Jan 20 '22

This is the best version of the thug life meme

That Jesus is fuckin great

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u/Donmiggy143 Jan 20 '22

This is the best video. It's too good. Cuz fuck that prank vid dude.

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u/soulbanga Jan 20 '22

Never say no to an old good weed join lol

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u/Mobile-Dish-1120 Jan 20 '22

Hes too cool to just hand him the joint

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u/Good-Magazine-5504 Jan 20 '22

Notice that he scopes out the girlies right before he tosses the doob. King.

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u/aavocados Jan 20 '22

how I know I would never be friends with the balloon guy. His not funny prank and the way he waved the air around bc of the weed smoke lol

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u/groovey_potato Jan 20 '22

Stoned Jesus should invite him to one of their shows

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

This is a great way to end my night. That was spectacular

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u/piratesec Jan 20 '22

It’s like I’m watching Forest Gump with all these acts.

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u/Gief_Gold_Plox Jan 20 '22

Wtf did I just watch 😂😂

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u/GREATNATEHATE Jan 20 '22

Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy... with Korean shit!

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u/Impeachcordial Jan 20 '22

Wheelchair dude ends up holding two doobies, which might make propulsion tricky

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u/Cuntofaman Jan 21 '22

Jesus don’t give a fuck about your balloon boy

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u/leshy_inscryption Jan 24 '22

I was like 90% expecting the wheelchair guy to after smoking the blunt just start walking like the holy magic is in the joint

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u/artham_a Jan 20 '22

Jesus got ya back

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u/kids-beans Jan 20 '22

Holy shit

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u/Turdbird2000 Jan 20 '22

Best video I've ever seen on the internet

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u/Bbbased428krdbbmbw Jan 20 '22

The lord is wise

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u/taeoh666 Apr 24 '22

Korean weed Jesus is awesome

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u/RebellischerRaakuun Apr 24 '22

I lowkey love this vid

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u/maroklore Jan 20 '22

I’ll never not upvote this. Did you see the balloon come back down?! Magic.

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u/TokiBop Jan 20 '22

I would totally be that lady going into that gold elements place, after smiling

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u/roshaan05 Jan 20 '22

Chopin berceuse at the start

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u/BobbyLinguini Jan 20 '22

Wisdom Jesus

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u/thewibbo Jan 20 '22

wheelchair guy is hobo with a shotgun

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u/Dreamcatched Feb 05 '22

One of my favorite vids out there..!

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u/PumpFullOfGoodness Feb 17 '22

This is obviously staged but I still love it. Source: the Mic on the cellphone ballon dad was a bit much

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u/Edrjune1 Mar 03 '22

I've seen this before a number of times, but it still brings me joy and hold strong in the top 3 uses of the thug life meme template.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

The dude abides.

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u/likestowatchr 18d ago

Wheelchair guy was already looking at God before God showed up

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u/Casual_Si-Fi Jan 20 '22

Jesus smokin a fat blunt

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u/dabsbunnyy Jan 20 '22

Blunts use cigarillo wraps (brown color) .. that just a standard j

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22 edited Mar 03 '22

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u/when-flies-pig Jan 20 '22

Are you kidding me? Korean Jesus who just waved off a flying baby in a prank vid took a nice toke, tossed the halfie onto his lap, pointed at it and kept walking without missing a beat.

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u/Greenman8907 Jan 20 '22

It was the Rapture. Does anyone not read Revelation or watch American Dad?

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u/Woah3500 Jan 20 '22

The antichrist