r/therewasanattempt Jan 20 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 2

To Diet…hilarious.

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u/tiparium Jan 20 '22

Me trying to be an adult

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u/regoapps Jan 20 '22

Wait, you're supposed clean the air duct in the dryer? And you're supposed to change the anode rod and flush the water in the water heater? And change/clean the filter in the AC, fridge, dishwasher, washer, car, and air purifier? And change the car's oil regularly? And contribute $6000 a year into an IRA? And invest the money into index funds instead of just leaving it in a low-yield savings account? And not shake the baby, too?

Why didn't they teach this stuff in school?

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u/between_ewe_and_me Jan 20 '22

Wait I've been an adult for 20 years now with many water heaters, wtf is an anode rod?

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u/regoapps Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22 Helpful All-Seeing Upvote

It's a metal rod that gets corroded by the water over time. They last for a few years. The purpose is for it to be sacrificed so that water corrodes the rod instead of the water tank itself.

You know how people's water heater leaks after a decade or so and they have to replace the whole thing? Well the truth is that it's probably because they didn't change the anode rod. Because I've been replacing mine and my water heater still hasn't leaked since the house was built in the 90s.

Each time I take out the anode rod, it's like all black and eaten up by corrosion, so I know it's working. Also all that crap ends up in the water, so it's better to change it out often before it gets to a bad state.

Look at the top of your water heater. If you see a (probably rusted by now) giant nut on top with probably a plastic cover on it, that's your anode rod. You have to unscrew it and screw in another one. Turn off your water first. For about $25 (that's about how much a rod costs), I probably just saved you from having to buy another water heater for another decade.

Protip: If it's very rusted in and hard to get out, an impact wrench will do the trick.

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u/between_ewe_and_me Jan 20 '22

Wow thank you for all the info! I actually just replaced my water heater so my anode rod probably lookin pretty good right now lol. But I'll definitely keep an eye on it in a couple years. I don't know how I've never heard this was a thing before.

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u/regoapps Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

I actually replaced mine with an electronic one that's pricier (I paid ~$100). But I never have to replace it again. It uses electricity to prevent corrosion so it requires an electrical outlet. Also it doesn't leave sediment in your tank like the regular rods do when they corrode.

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u/mttp1990 Jan 20 '22

You should still inspect those every few years to verify the corrosion level. Better safe than sorry

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u/regoapps Jan 20 '22

There's a light on it that changes colors when it's working vs not working. And it's in my garage, so I see it everyday whether it's doing its job or not. As for corrosion, there's no rod. The electric one is just some tiny strip of metal.

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u/between_ewe_and_me Jan 20 '22

Good to know, thanks!

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u/never_here5050 Jan 20 '22

Wait wait wait, da fuk is the point in teaching that? They want you to rent a home, not buy a home. They want you to hire a mechanic, not become one. They want you to use payday loans, not line of credits.

In all seriousness, they really should. I'm sjck and tired of being 30and realizing the shit I never knew and learning now. I now fix my own car, fix my girlfriends mom's home stuff, and computer. We live in the age of information with great YouTubers to help fix everything.
Just much more comfortable fixing a PC instead of a car. Sometimes I wonder if I put on my brake pads correctly.

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u/GaliLeroy420 10d ago

If the car stops, you did good enough.

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u/TheCouchIsLava Jan 20 '22

Thanks for the checklist man! I’ve been wondering how to do this adult thing.

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u/TagMeAJerk Jan 20 '22

Iono maybe they did teach it and we weren't paying attention

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u/ItsMMMspicy Jan 20 '22

What class would that even fall under

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u/FilipinoGuido Jan 20 '22

I had a class in school called "Life Skills" which covered topics such as how to properly clean and keep yourself groomed. I suppose this would fall under that, but high school might have just been too early

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u/TagMeAJerk Jan 20 '22

¯(ツ)

I slept through introduction too

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u/Upset_Emergency2498 Jan 21 '22

You weren't ready for the truth

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u/Last-Associate-9471 Jan 22 '22

Only possible if you put all this into your calendar and set with reminders.

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u/rafaelfy Jan 23 '22

wait wtf is all this

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u/GaliLeroy420 10d ago

How often do you change this anode rod you speak of and how much are they generally. My house was built in 97 and I changed out the heater about 3-4 years ago cause it was leaking into my kids’ room. I got to learn how to install wood flooring when it ruined their carpet. Luckily, I already knew how to change a water heater. You just need a hand moving the old one out and the new one in. I paid $750 for an upgraded model and new hook ups. Installers/plumbers charge around $1200 to install the basic model. You can save a lot of money by doing shit yourself.

Edit. Never mind, I forgot I can google all this shit. Thanks.

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u/TheRealBailey_ Jan 20 '22

"We'll start tomorrow"

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u/Croaker50 Jan 20 '22

These guys seem like cool friends

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u/Sneaky_Turtle97 Jan 20 '22

Right what a good vibe haha

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u/Croaker50 Jan 20 '22

Indeed hehe

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u/wingedwill Jan 20 '22

I suppose the egg was keto

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u/myplums1 Jan 20 '22

So was the burger patty. If he left out the bun and didn’t put ketchup on it he would have been good.

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u/PulsingQuasar Jan 20 '22

Wait whats wrong with ketchup

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u/MomButtsDriveMeNuts Jan 20 '22

Too much sugar for keto

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u/aza9999 Jan 20 '22

Well fuck keto because I'm not living without tomato sauce

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u/zuzg Jan 20 '22

Tomato sauce is not ketchup though. Ketchup is just sugar with tomato flavor.

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u/Unscarred204 Jan 20 '22

People in the UK often refer to ketchup as tomato sauce

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u/zuzg Jan 20 '22

shivers

I hate ketchup

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u/AppleMtnCupcakeKid Jan 21 '22

Awesome! More ketchup for me!!

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u/twomilliondicks Jan 20 '22

UK isn't real

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u/FeelinJipper Feb 01 '22

I think he was joking lol

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u/Kimorin Jan 20 '22

There is keto ketchup, 1g net carbs from heinz

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u/FeelinJipper Feb 01 '22

Keto is another fad diet.

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u/ClayTaylor Feb 04 '22

how long is a fad considered? I can remember my parents doing keto over 20 years ago

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u/FeelinJipper Feb 04 '22 edited Feb 04 '22

Pretty sure it only gained popularity in the past 5 years. What your parents did is definitely unique for 20 years ago. You can easily track these things based on google search results

The problem with Keto it’s easy to slip out of ketosis. And most people don’t get their macros right. Most people end up losing weight by virtue of removing processed foods, carbs, sugars and other calorie dense foods.

Originally keto was designed as a treatment epilepsy, it’s been around, but not mainstream for weight loss.

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u/ClayTaylor Feb 04 '22

I just did a quick Google search and apparently it originally gained popularity in the 1920's and 30's. I think it's a dieting technique that is here to stay, more than just a fad.

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u/FeelinJipper Feb 04 '22

Yeah, but that’s literally 100 years ago. Lol. That’s not a proper timeline to measure. Let be reasonable my guy. You can clearly see that people aren’t doing Keri as much as they were when it first popped off 4-5 years ago. It’s a fad objectively.

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u/pushTheHippo Jan 20 '22

I mean, you could have a little bit of ketchup on a bun-less burger, and you'd still be in ketosis if you stay below your daily net carb limit. It has 4 net carbs per Tbsp though, so you can't pile on tons.

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u/bethaneanie Jan 21 '22

Meh you get used to sugar free ketchup pretty quick.

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u/Saucesourceoah Jan 20 '22

Keto varies but typically

<50 net grams of carbs per day

<30

<10

I found great success from a year to extended periods of under 50, but you have such a small allowance of food groups. No fruit, bread, sugar, alcohol, or really anything outside of some leafy greens, low processed meats, and some cheeses.

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u/eightstepsdown Jan 20 '22

Fuck that song

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u/anthroposeur Jan 20 '22

It's a conundrum because the guy's laugh is so endearing.

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u/aVeryFriendlyBotMk2 Jan 20 '22

This is why I watch everything muted

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u/beavertownneckoil Jan 20 '22

So you just watched 2 guys slowly eat a cake?

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u/GangreneGoblin Jan 20 '22

...there were subtitles the entire time

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u/Christonio24 Jan 20 '22

It’s a plague to society. I fucking hate that song.

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u/celerydonut Jan 20 '22

• Oh no • Oh no •• Oh no no no no

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u/ravenous_fringe Jan 20 '22

Real brother won't let you lie to yourself 😆

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u/Last-Associate-9471 Jan 20 '22 Silver

I'm a legit vegan I just cheat every day

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u/erizzluh Jan 20 '22

me too... lifelong vegan in between meals

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u/DragonDude42O69 Jan 20 '22

So.. you’re not a vegan?

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u/Takishah12 Jan 20 '22

Bro..... Read it again he is a legit vegan, he just has an annual chest year

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u/DragonDude42O69 Jan 20 '22

Oh my bad bro, I forgot the rules can be broken if its yourself

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u/thecampers Jan 20 '22

He doesn't break the rules, he cheats. He can still be a vegan while not being a vegan. tis no joke /s

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u/DragonDude42O69 Jan 20 '22

Idk why I got downvoted I got nothin against vegans, this one however eats meat daily

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u/thecampers Jan 20 '22

Because they were making a joke and it went over your head, my friend. :P

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u/DragonDude42O69 Jan 20 '22

My bad bro, I’ve heard some stupid shit on reddit, thought they were being forreal

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u/The-Tea-Lord Jan 20 '22

Yeah no worries. It happens. I know I’ve made the same mistake with even more outlandish things

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u/BigDansBigHands Jan 20 '22

They were just making a joke, like "I exercise everyday but just not on days ending with 'y'", type of joke

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u/DragonDude42O69 Jan 20 '22 Vibing

ohhhhhh my god I’m fucking dumb

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u/BigDansBigHands Jan 20 '22

Easy mistake to make I end up rereading comments to try and pick up on any intended nuances.. its hard to convey tone over text

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u/barantana Jan 20 '22

Bro dude 420 a little less

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u/DragonDude42O69 Jan 20 '22

If a person eats meat daily, are they vegan?

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u/LateralusNYC Jan 20 '22

What does eating meat have to do with being vegan?

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u/DragonDude42O69 Jan 20 '22

💀💀💀 I’m crying

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u/banannabender Jan 20 '22

Can't wait till that fucking song dies off

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u/Bohreas Jan 20 '22

I bet this guy crushed his diet the next day.

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u/Edugrinch Jan 20 '22

My wife is a keto freak so I can relate

On a + side, I did lost 22 pounds with keto before I gave up to the keto nemesis... beer!

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u/Minus15t Jan 20 '22

Real question, how long did the weight loss take, and has it stayed off?

I have been doing a high protein diet for months. I'm doing 50% carb, 40% protein and 10% fat

Ive plateaued at about 185-190, would like to get sub 180.

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u/Nchi Jan 20 '22

Well low carb/ keto is supposed to work by eliminating carbs since they just lead to getting hungry faster- empty carbs like sugar 100x so vs like, a strawberry.

Potatoes lie somewhere in between

The real secret is fat>carbs to feel full and eat less in calories, don't be scared of the "fat", it's a terrible name in regard to diet.

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u/DelawareMountains Jan 20 '22

With keto you're supposed to cut down on your carb intake drastically, when I tried it I was only allowed 20g of carbs a day. Once you've done that consistently your body goes into ketosis, wherein it starts primarily burning off fat stores instead of carbs. It takes weeks (usually) to get your body to go into ketosis and you can't ever cheat, even just one day with too many carbs and you have to start the whole process over. If you can manage to do it the weight loss is pretty good, but I just could not it was waaaay too restrictive.

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u/johnmal85 Jan 20 '22

You actually go into fat adaption after a while, and a cheat day or meal once a week won't do you bad... especially if you exercise.

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u/Nchi Jan 20 '22

When I was recommended it it was less about ketosis and more about feeling consistently full from my meals avoiding empty carbs. Trying to go zero carb and landing in low carb land seems to be the intended result, not ketosis.

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u/DelawareMountains Jan 20 '22

Lol that was not how I was told to do it way back in 2016. I'm not saying that approach isn't valid, but we're talking about two different kinds of diets here.

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u/Nchi Jan 20 '22

Were you told by a doc for weight loss or something else?

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u/DelawareMountains Jan 20 '22

No doctors, I did my own research (as in I read a few articles online). I also bought some test strips that let me check to see if my body was in ketosis. Mind you I'm a recovering anorexic and I was doing keto to lose weight, not to be healthy.

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u/johnmal85 Jan 20 '22

The weight stays off unless you go back to overeating. I've spent the majority of the last 4 years on keto. Intermittent fasting and keto are the combo for success!

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u/Edugrinch Jan 20 '22

Honestly it was quite fast, I remember because my wife would get angry at me that I lost more weight than she did and quite faster as well.

I am lazy to keep track so I can only share estimate but it took me like 2 months or even less I think. And yes I haven't bounced any weight so far.

I do like to do some exercise but I am never constant. For example, I run 3 or 4k (can't run more) every 3 or 4 days and I do some exercise app with weights 2 times per week (fitify is my app)

Now I have covid so ain't doing shit, but hopefully in a few days I can go back to exercise a little bit

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u/spades-16 Jan 20 '22

Get better man

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u/UnprovenMortality Jan 20 '22

Feel better and take it easy on the workouts for a bit after you recover. I went too hard too quick and it made me feel worse.

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u/Edugrinch Jan 20 '22

Wil do, thanks for the advise

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u/ThaSaxDerp Jan 21 '22

I've lost 25 lbs with covid in 5 days beat that with keto xD

I feel horrid. Hope you get better m8

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u/Edugrinch Jan 21 '22

Holy shit for real? For me has been very mild!

Sorry to hear that. get well!

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u/intrepidis_dux Jan 20 '22

lol he had the munchies.

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u/DocFingerBlast Jan 20 '22

I'm really glad they filmed this

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u/postandchill Jan 20 '22

This guy is my sprit animal,the embodiment of how my new years resolutions have been going these days

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u/virusamongus Jan 20 '22

Schmoesby gained a bit.

Yo why do they always gotta play that fucking song?

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u/hartluck731 Jan 20 '22

Classic schmoesby!

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u/PsLJdogg Jan 20 '22

Well, he ate an egg, so that’s a start.

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u/R0undyYums Jan 20 '22

Downvoted for that fucking background song

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u/Current-Ad-7054 Jan 20 '22

I unfollowed the sub for it. Wtf is this video? Why 6k upvotes?? This is not the place for me

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u/DestroyTheHuman Jan 20 '22

“We had a burger with a friend egg”

“SHUT UP DUDE.. it’s protein”

This video is gold

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u/insertclevername9 Jan 20 '22

This was genuinely hilarious I haven’t laughed this hard since I saw Two bears one cave clip with the kool aid

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u/No-Fan-518 Jan 21 '22

Everybody knows you can't smoke weed while on Keto. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/i_wish_i_could__ Jan 20 '22

Wtf is keto?

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u/sirbustsalot22 Jan 20 '22 Helpful

diet where your calories consist primarily of fat. Fairly low-moderate protein and extremely low carb…like virtually zero.

Examples of foods on keto would be: high fat dairy like heavy cream, fatty cuts of beef like ribeye, creamed spinach, eggs, etc…

This forces your body into ketogenesis which produces ketones…these are used as an alternate fuel source due to the extreme lack of glucose for energy.

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u/R4nd0m_R3dd1tor Jan 20 '22

Im no expert but Id say that diet doesn't sound too healthy.

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u/TheRealPascha Jan 20 '22

I have family who does it, they lost a ton of weight and are now in better shape than when they were in the military. From what I understand, it's rough starting and stopping and your poop gets kind of weird (not constipated though), but once you get going it goes pretty smoothly. The point is to enter ketosis (ketogenesis is the process, not the state), which just means forcing your body to digest the fats that it consumes by cutting out carbs, which are easier to digest and are usually prioritized over fats as a result.

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u/blackmarketdolphins Jan 20 '22

It can be. But you're using it for weight loss, calories in and calories out if the main thing to focus on. Whatever method to you can use to sustain your deficit, will make you cut weight. I've tried it and dropped it because I don't enjoy lifting on no carbs.

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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 Jan 20 '22

you lose weight very fast but you also get severe constipation, sharts, bad breath, occasional light headedness, and good chance to gain all the weight back after going back to your regular overeating diet.

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u/GeorgeMichealScott Jan 20 '22

Not to mention some people can risk going into a depressive state due to the complete lack of sugar.

The diet was designed for cancer patients, it's great in that specific scenario. And then gym people latched onto it cuz fad.

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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 Jan 20 '22

iirc it works for epileptic kids and was made for them. i did the whole thing, losing the weight was amazing, watching it all come back thanks to my obscene eating habits was depressing as hell. there is no shortcut to good health and fitness.

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u/basane-n-anders Jan 20 '22

Pretty sure that's just sugar withdraws for most people. If you still feel that way after two weeks, then keto wouldn't be good for your body chemistry. But most people get through withdraws within two weeks and feel better.

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u/heapsp Jan 20 '22

I mean, I've lost 45 pounds like 5 different times on keto and they only thing ill agree with is that you go back to regular overeating after the diet is done and put the weight back on... but i think that's really true with any diet.

Your energy levels go UP on keto after the first 2 days.

You usually dont have constipation because the keto specific foods like quest bars are loaded with fiber as a replacement for actual carbs.

Bad breath is probably true as your body is exhaling your weight. But that's gonna be true in any calorie deficit.

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u/basane-n-anders Jan 20 '22

Most of what you describe is in the transitory phase of keto, at the beginning. I know some people have the those symptoms last beyond that, and for them keto would not be good for their body. And yes, going back to overeating does in fact make you gain the weight back. A good maintenance eating pattern after losing weight with keto is lower carb, lots of fresh veggies, little processed foods, etc.

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u/Xisthur Jan 20 '22

That's bullshit, please don't share wrong information about a topic you seem to have absolutely no expertise in whatsoever

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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 Jan 20 '22

delete your account and go back to your coconut oil coffee and almond flour pizza

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u/erizzluh Jan 20 '22

you forgot the biggest side effect of making you insufferable to talk to cause every conversation turns into one about keto

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u/gruffi Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

Can you cite your claim for "majority of health experts" please

Edit: asking for proof of claims is bad now?

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u/Xisthur Jan 20 '22

So humans have had incredibly unhealthy diets for the majority of human existence? What do you think people ate 150.000 years ago? Certainly not bread, noodles and soft drinks.

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u/heapsp Jan 20 '22

You aren't really dropping body fat without going into ketosis... you can lose a lot of muscle instead, but why would you?

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u/i_wish_i_could__ Jan 20 '22

Thanks for the explanation. But I think fasting for every few days should work better. Less input, less weight, existing fat stored used. I just simply don't understand losing weight by eating.

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u/REAPER-1_xxx Jan 20 '22

Diet doesn’t mean losing weight. Diet means what you eat. Endurance athletes use a Keto diet because your body stores so much more fuel in fat than glucose. You can go way farther without hitting “the wall”.

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u/Dog_Apoc Jan 20 '22

Took it off mute and I could hear that fucking song.

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u/_halftongue Jan 20 '22

the dude in the hat 😍

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u/KangaMagic Jan 20 '22

He is all of us

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u/nikkiredondo Jan 21 '22

me when i said im a vegetarian but was eating my moms pupusas 🫓😭😭

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u/sirbustsalot22 Jan 21 '22

Eating your mom’s what now?

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u/nikkiredondo Jan 21 '22

pupusas y curtido! y salvadorian dish

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u/youkickmydog613 Jan 21 '22

Would’ve been funny if it wasn’t for the stupid fucking background song. Fuck off with that shit

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u/Slightlyunlucky Jan 20 '22

Me trying to keep up with New Year resolutions

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u/barrymccockner76 Jan 20 '22

TikTok robot voices and oh no no song should be instant downvotes. How do these get so many upvotes? Y’all are like this guy, you love consuming garbage.

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u/Blitzsturm Jan 20 '22

Too many weird restrictions... /r/intermittentfasting for me.

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u/curvvyninja Jan 20 '22

SAAAMMMMEE! so much easier

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u/jappe010 Jan 20 '22

Don’t listen to closely or your ears will bleed

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u/asackofsnakes Jan 20 '22

His laugh is infectious. <posted by the idiot giggling on the toilet>

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Oh no. You uploaded a video with the "Oh No" song, redditors are coming to complain about this song for the umpteenth time. Run!

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u/PubofMadmen Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

Is this the latest American diet fad? What’s keto?

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"The keto diet is primarily used to help reduce the frequency of epileptic seizures in children. While it also has been tried for weight loss, only short-term results have been studied, and the results have been mixed. We don't know if it works in the long term, nor whether it's safe."

Never mind, I'm doing great on this diet/fitness plan, results have been fantastic.

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u/MoozesModiMoozi Jan 21 '22

fat peoples motto: tomorrow

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u/No-Project6898 Jan 20 '22

Today I stopped using Reddit

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u/between_ewe_and_me Jan 20 '22

Why

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u/No-Project6898 Jan 21 '22

I am using it... as I watched this video. I stopped using Reddit in the same way he started a keto diet.

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u/between_ewe_and_me Jan 21 '22

Oh I gotcha, sorry I totally misunderstood and ruined your joke. My bad.

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u/No-Project6898 Jan 21 '22

Is all good!

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u/Mofreedom420 Jan 20 '22

Two young guys talking diets and KEATTOOOO. AHHHMUHHGAWDDDDD TEE HEEE

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u/peanutismint Jan 20 '22

PRobably the most wholesome thing Iv'e ever seen come from ticktock.

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u/peepeepoopoobutler Jan 20 '22

I feel like this is you? Because this is just woefully unfunny. Take an unoriginal premise and turn into a skit. “Man eats unhealthy food on diet lolz”

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u/itsgettingmessi Jan 20 '22

Good thing it’s on r/therewasanattempt and not a comedy sub. Maybe go look for funny stuff in a sub that’s specifically centered around comedy.

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u/Laphing_Drunk Jan 20 '22

A skit? This is a live stream.

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u/bethaneanie Jan 21 '22

This sounds like someone that has not any of their own reading into how ketogenic diets work.

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u/No_Drag3975 Jan 20 '22

That guy without a beard looks a lot like Ted Moseby from how i met your mother

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u/Warren1125 Jan 20 '22

My man got ADHD

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u/Drachri93 Jan 20 '22

“I'll do that tomorrow. Then tomorrow comes and it's still today. Tomorrow is a relative term. Makes Annie a lot more depressing”

- Bo Burnham

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u/frankens_tien Jan 20 '22

Me: We're all gonna die, might as well cheat while at it.

My wife: We talking about the food right?

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u/funnystuff97 Jan 20 '22

I've been Keto for the past 27 minutes

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u/YeetMyHumanMeat Jan 20 '22

I haven’t been stoned enough to just die giggling in far too long

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u/Big0200 Jan 20 '22

All I could think the entire time was how much these two guys remind me of Bert Kreischer & Tom Segura 😂😂

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u/Thermalguy11 Jan 20 '22

Love that guy.

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u/aeondru Jan 20 '22

That guy is so stoned

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u/RandomUserWhoJoins Jan 20 '22

the power of procrastination gentlemen

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u/motherseffinjones Jan 20 '22

This was hilarious lmaon

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u/jeezbigknees Jan 20 '22

My dieting skills are as top notch as this dude's. Hence why I had carrot cake for lunch.

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u/icetech3 Jan 20 '22

Yeah.. i'm trying to get back on keto but weed keeps saying NOPE..... :( ah well..

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u/OleRockTheGoodAg Jan 20 '22

I regularly eat at whataburger on keto. Just can't eat the bread. It's cheaper and healthier.

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u/itsimposibru Jan 20 '22

That’s a “I’ll start tomorrow” body

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u/Celestial_Bitch Jan 20 '22

When you think you’re doing really well then you realise it was all a dream.

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u/CartographerProof825 Jan 20 '22

Lol these guys are hilarious 😂

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u/wholesomepep Jan 21 '22

Haha? 🤷🏾‍♀️ 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🤷🏽

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u/Potatoe_Trader Jan 21 '22

Ha ha heeeaaarrt disease

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u/Potatoe_Trader Jan 21 '22

What’s this “we” shit

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u/AppleMtnCupcakeKid Jan 21 '22

The fist bump for getting that brownie nice and warm is enough to know that dude is never gonna stick to that diet.:)

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u/badnewsbets Mar 26 '22

Keto is a bad choice anyway. Carbs are friends!

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u/Carsjoe612 26d ago

Keto is amazing for losing weight fast while still maintaining energy. I’ve had great experiences but I’d suggest the carnivore diet instead

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u/EnAyJay 12d ago

Sounds like anesongib lol

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u/GaliLeroy420 10d ago

This sounds the ramblings of a high man.

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u/liberalindifference 3d ago

I'll starting eating healthy orders a takeaway ... tomorrow. Always tomorrow.

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u/staffell Jan 20 '22

Haha being fat is funny haha

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u/ionertia Jan 20 '22

This is a waste of time. Literally nothing happens in this video except a guy not understanding keto.