To make a sign - r/therewasanattempt

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I think people should leash their dog regardless of whether people are eating children. There, I said it.

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u/SirKlock2 Jan 20 '22

And those eating children should clean up after themselves

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u/othershwarna Jan 21 '22

Yeah. No self respecting cannibal would waste all those sause.

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u/fawndoeyou Jan 20 '22

And for the love of god, please clean up after the child eating beast, Thank You

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u/Garlan_Tyrell Jan 20 '22

If for no other reason than the people might try to eat your dog once they’re done with the kids.

Imagine, you’re just walking your dog, trying to enjoy the park while ignoring the screaming and crunching sounds, then your precious Fido runs over to a bench and the guy sitting on it unhinges his jaw and swallows him whole!

Definitely put a damper on your afternoon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Jan 21 '22

some people just will not clean after their children.

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u/ReelSteele27 Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

Wow rip your karma

Edit: well that’s what I get for failing to put an /s on the end

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u/BetterCape703 Jan 20 '22

Radio 📻

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u/Typical_Advice_6811 Jan 20 '22

r/fuckthes

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u/ReelSteele27 Jan 20 '22

I’m not afraid of downvotes, I’m afraid of coming off like a douchebag. I use the /s because I want people to know I’m not actually being mean/angry/whatever.

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Jan 21 '22

some people just will not clean after their children.

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u/Good_Round Jan 20 '22 •

Kentucky Fried Children

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jan 20 '22

“Finger licking good” gets a whole new meaning

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u/Yuckysine9832 Jan 20 '22

Botha you, get my upvote and gtfo of here

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u/OneHonkAway Jan 20 '22

j e f f r e y e p s t e i n

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u/_ImNotYourBuddy_Guy Jan 20 '22

Didn't kill himself

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u/OneHonkAway Jan 21 '22

u/_ImNotYourBuddy_Guy has just been found dead on his bathroom floor. It is evident by the gunshots to his right scapula and the back of his head that he committed suicide.

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u/OldieButNotMoldy Jan 20 '22

Sounds tasty

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u/chaos_creator69 Jan 20 '22

r/angryupvote

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u/Love_God551 Jan 20 '22

The not chicken chicken

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u/senove2900 Jan 20 '22

Now I can abide people eating children, whatever to each their own, but why the hell would I be cleaning after them? it's their mess, they clean it up!

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u/fkasumim Jan 20 '22

"This area is a comfort zone for cannibals, have some respect."

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u/HeliosNone Jan 20 '22

Can’t eat children in peace these days 😒

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u/1ofZuulsMinions Jan 20 '22

Always trying to ruin my “kids meal”.

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u/ANerdyThrowaway Jan 21 '22

Says the witch from Hansel and Gretel

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u/r3makxd Feb 03 '22

u cant eat children in peace but u can eat children in pieces

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u/Troy204599 Jan 20 '22

r/oddlyterrifying

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u/OddTransportation108 Jan 20 '22

r/engrish

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u/24204me Jan 20 '22

Can't I just eat my children in peace?!

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u/J-_Mad Jan 20 '22

It is a sign. A wonderful, honest sign.

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u/Sorry-Business-1152 Jan 20 '22

Can’t even host a satanic ritual in the park these days without stepping in dog shit

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u/Ullyr_Atreides Jan 20 '22

I feel like they changed subjects 3 times in the span of 16 words...

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u/Meanwhile-in-Paris Jan 20 '22

Or it could be a case of any publicity is good publicity

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u/Playful_Wedding8487 Jan 20 '22

My coffee just went everywhere 🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/kstill93 Jan 20 '22

*X to doubt*

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u/trueblue862 Jan 20 '22

What, I would never eat a heart. I stick to the normal stuff, butts and thighs. One time I ate a foot but it was nasty.

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u/ctreg Jan 20 '22

So THIS is where the elite dems hang out and drink baby blood

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u/ArnoldeW Jan 20 '22

Well if you eat children clean up yourself i'm not going to do it for you.

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u/upfromashes Jan 20 '22

Dogs on a leash seem like this neighborhood's least concern.

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u/gissycat Jan 20 '22

It's fine to leash my dog. And i guess it's not my business if people eat children. But why do I gotta clean up after them?!

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u/Goadfang Jan 20 '22

Why do I have to clean up after the people eating children?

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u/already-taken-wtf Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

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u/ReelSteele27 Jan 20 '22

… good bot?

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u/EatingTourist Jan 20 '22

Good bot

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u/beansouphighlights Jan 20 '22

That sub exists now

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u/already-taken-wtf Jan 20 '22

Sorry. Wrong spelling:(

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u/beansouphighlights Jan 20 '22

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u/beansouphighlights Jan 20 '22

Also r/accidentalCannibal now exists as well

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Controversial opinion: Neither children nor dogs belong in restaurants. Neither can behave around food and will ruin everyone's nice time by being noisy and running around like wild beasts.

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u/SquishyBatman64 Jan 20 '22

r/crappydesign

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u/kioobee Jan 20 '22

Sure boss! Wait - wadaya mean there ain't no kids' remains? What'll I tell my cult now?

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u/MesocricetusAuratus Jan 20 '22

Babies: the breakfast of champions.

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u/RandomUserWhoJoins Jan 20 '22

yum

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u/testing_is_fun Jan 20 '22

My dog would love to eat the scraps left of children. She eats everything else she finds dead on the ground.

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u/JakeDC Jan 20 '22

I mean, you don't know for sure what is going on in the area.

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u/tacwombat Jan 20 '22

Yeah, don't disturb the cannibals.

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u/MalsPrettyBonnet Jan 20 '22

I don't like to share my food, either.

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u/Beardeddeadpirate Jan 20 '22

Leaching your dog is the least of your problems!!

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u/codyevans1775 Jan 20 '22

So, are we cleaning up after the dogs or the cannibals?

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u/TimachuSoftboi Jan 20 '22

Amber alerts are getting creative!

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u/Imma_eat_some_kids Jan 20 '22

I eat children

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u/AlonelyChip Jan 20 '22

Can't eat shit in Detroit

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u/ondriu Jan 20 '22

Mrs. Lovett's pie shop

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u/Darkassassin07 Jan 20 '22

You insist I leash my dog so I'm available to clean up after the people eating kids?

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u/JonasRahbek Jan 20 '22

They should deal with the real problem before even thinking about dog leashes..

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u/ThisIsCovidThrowway8 Jan 20 '22

I don’t think this is serious

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u/thethifekiller43 Jan 20 '22

Y'all gotta protect ur children... ppl are gonna eat them 😨😰

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u/coffeejn Jan 20 '22

I think the bigger problem is the people eating the children, not the unleashed dogs.

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u/Knightmare945 Jan 20 '22

Puts a whole new meaning to mothers saying “I put you in this world, I can take you back out!”

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u/bastardicus Jan 20 '22

Takes leash of dog

"GET THOSE BASTARDS, FIDO!"

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u/Ehzabeth Jan 20 '22

leash your children people are eating dogs. I swear I saw every word on this sign in the wrong order

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u/Budget-Government-42 Jan 20 '22

I've finally found my people

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u/Abraxas_1134 Jan 20 '22

Ain’t sharing my helping of fetus with any dog!

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u/beardphaze Jan 20 '22

I demand my dog be fed children too! He's a good boy!

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u/SuperNoob74 Jan 20 '22

My neighbor does all these things

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u/slavetomyprecious Jan 21 '22

It gets so chaotic when you're chasing down a frantic child running for it's life and then the dogs coming chasing too. Leashing them just makes the whole process cleaner.

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u/Azkinyte Jan 21 '22

r/HolUp

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u/No_Elevator_588 Jan 21 '22

This must be intentional

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u/__jh96 Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

Put a comma after leash

Edit - that was a joke, for all the up tight downvoters

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u/scenicviewtoinsanity Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

How and where did Leash acquire these dog people from?

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u/__jh96 Jan 20 '22

That was a joke, in case that wasn't clear. Partners name is Alicia, nickname is "Leash"

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u/scenicviewtoinsanity Jan 20 '22

I figured as well. Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted.

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u/__jh96 Jan 20 '22

Reddit fuckwits?