to sleep - r/therewasanattempt

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“A house cat has been identified as the prime suspect in a brutal mugging that occurred overnight.”

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u/skeptibat Jan 20 '22

Underrated pun.

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u/AZPoochie Jan 20 '22

Cats are fucking jerks

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u/ChomuYT Jan 20 '22

And that's why I love them...dogs are like loyal girlfriends and Cats are like ur best friend complete assholes

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

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u/ChomuYT Jan 21 '22

So ur friends aren't assholes??

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u/i_dont_care_1943 Jan 21 '22

Yeah, I feel like that's the sign of a really close friend. My closest friends are the ones that make fun of me and I make fun of them.

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u/ChomuYT Jan 21 '22

Yup that's what I am talking about

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u/Manifoldart Jan 20 '22

"wake up and play with me"

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u/Upbeat-Ad-4310 Jan 20 '22

Man records getting banged by Pussy in his sleep

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u/GHouserVO Jan 20 '22

I like how the cat looks right at the guy as he starts moving the mug.

That fleabag was intentionally aiming at him 😂

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u/IamNotYourPalBuddy Jan 20 '22

I too like to record video of myself sleeping.

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u/Aliencj Jan 20 '22

Maybe he thought it was gremlins doing it and he needed proof

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u/ShortDraft7510 Jan 20 '22

Sleep paralysis demons getting playful these days

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u/Bridgeburner1 Jan 20 '22

Snowball is kinda a dick.

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u/secularomen Jan 20 '22

r/nonononoyes

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u/AlexKorobeiniki Jan 20 '22

Holy shit! What a little asshole! 🤣

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u/MedusaKali Jan 20 '22

Whispers “F you John, I like meow mix not friskies.”

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u/slavetomyprecious Jan 21 '22

Came this comment.

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u/cjzj_1288 Jan 20 '22

fuck cats...

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u/Lalas1971 Jan 20 '22

Couldn't have scripted it any better if you tried.

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u/ChewML Jan 21 '22

Who doesn't kick the cats out of the bedroom and shut the door at night?

Could never sleep with a cat in the room.

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u/TheDerbySlasher Jan 21 '22

What an absolute bastard.

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u/kornaz Jan 26 '22

That cat blended with the wall like crazy. Looked spooky in the beginning.