r/therewasanattempt
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u/cocaine_butthole
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May 27 '22
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u/phillyunhipstered May 27 '22
Did it just unload right before the first attempt? It seems like a little black lump was left on the bed as it leapt.
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u/OpalOnyxObsidian May 28 '22
It sure did and it just fell between the fibers of the blanket. Like you can no longer see that tiny turd because the blanket is thick. Imagine how many pieces of poop are on that bed
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u/AstralObjective May 27 '22
It pooed.
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u/Phylosofist May 27 '22
Twice.
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u/AstralObjective May 27 '22
After a revisit I stand corrected nice… catch, some pun intended.
I know they make strap on poo bags for dogs
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u/Fightin_Rooster May 27 '22
It was making sure it was lighter before jumping.
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u/AstralObjective May 27 '22
A hamster cannot be a lighter unless spontaneously raging try squeezing butt lightly until 🔥
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u/Warm-Branch May 27 '22
Hamsters are literally the dumbest animal alive. How do they survive in the wild?
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u/RegularHousewife May 27 '22
Had "Michael Buble - Let me go home" playing in my head while watching this..
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u/BoredTacoocaTderoB May 27 '22
Youtube needs to re-add the dislike button, otherwise kids will sink to the bottom when trying to learn how to swim.
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u/dougfirau May 27 '22
Put the fucking thing away, it obviously wants to go home and get away from you, and this clip shows it’s obvious why it doesn’t want anything to do with you.
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u/Haisagedarkhai May 27 '22
Old video with different music that makes no sense. This just proves that people do not have a good sense for music and innocent animals.
Hamster probably died for this video by now.
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u/KingCurry01 May 27 '22
You're probably not old enough to remember but this audio is from George Lopez's show that used to play on nickelodeon. The into was of the cast just jumping into the air in slow motion. So this music makes 100% sense and that hamster probably tries this jump on the regular because you can see there is a blanket there to catch it.
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u/Haisagedarkhai 29d ago
Yea.
I remember that and WHOOOOSHed over my head. Or I remember being used in a less obscure way like on the radio. Parents could not afford cable.
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u/ExpressEffort7916 May 27 '22
I want a giant who would do this for me too
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u/Seattleite11 May 27 '22
Do what? Shit on your bed, then nose dive into a dresser? Or let you shit on his bed, and nose dive into his dresser?
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u/newf68 May 28 '22
34 seconds in, it poops on the bed. I think your hamster is actually Hamber Turd.
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u/Eziu May 27 '22
Now it's just enjoying the cushioned fall.