r/therewasanattempt May 27 '22 Wholesome 1 Evil Cackle 1 I'd Like to Thank... 1

To fly

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u/Eziu May 27 '22

Now it's just enjoying the cushioned fall.

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u/Love_God551 May 28 '22

I feel him I’m vertically challenged and can’t jump for anything

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u/cabramattaa May 28 '22

Are you letting a rat hang around your bed like that, or is it your pet? Sorry just wanted to clarify.

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u/Eziu May 28 '22 edited May 28 '22

Huh? I'm not OP.

Also, pretty sure that's a hamster, maybe a guinea pig, been awhile since I've seen either.

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u/phillyunhipstered May 27 '22

Did it just unload right before the first attempt? It seems like a little black lump was left on the bed as it leapt.

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u/Eziu May 27 '22

Yes, then again 35 seconds in.

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u/phillyunhipstered May 27 '22

Less weight = more lift? Sound logic if you ask me.

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u/jrepetti May 28 '22

Newton’s third law. You got to leave something behind.

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u/rdzv May 27 '22

This is how rockets work

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u/OpalOnyxObsidian May 28 '22

It sure did and it just fell between the fibers of the blanket. Like you can no longer see that tiny turd because the blanket is thick. Imagine how many pieces of poop are on that bed

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u/AstralObjective May 27 '22

It pooed.

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u/Phylosofist May 27 '22

Twice.

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u/AstralObjective May 27 '22

After a revisit I stand corrected nice… catch, some pun intended.

I know they make strap on poo bags for dogs

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u/Fightin_Rooster May 27 '22

It was making sure it was lighter before jumping.

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u/AstralObjective May 27 '22

A hamster cannot be a lighter unless spontaneously raging try squeezing butt lightly until 🔥

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u/4toTwenty May 27 '22

that was the hardest I’ve laughed all day lmao

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u/Free_Gascogne May 27 '22

I lost it when ham-ham jumped into the wall.

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u/Warm-Branch May 27 '22

Hamsters are literally the dumbest animal alive. How do they survive in the wild?

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u/DaBoob13 May 27 '22

Small enough to hide in a hole

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u/stratof3ar89 May 27 '22

Suicide Simulator

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u/thekajunpimp May 27 '22

Finally a video with appropriate music. This is great.

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u/OddWeakness1313 May 27 '22

I’m in tears 😭 it fuccin sent it straight at the wall

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u/_bosscrystal May 28 '22

Please tell me this poopsters name is George Lopez? 🙏🏻

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u/CommanderEden May 27 '22

My God, OP having fun it seems with this chonky animal

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u/RegularHousewife May 27 '22

Had "Michael Buble - Let me go home" playing in my head while watching this..

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u/Alex_da_grate May 27 '22

"To infinity and beyond"

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

This would be so much funnier with the song "I believe I can fly"

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u/Mountain_Exchange768 May 28 '22

The self confidence!

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u/UsedToenailClippers May 28 '22

Chubbiest flying squirrel I've ever seen

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u/reluctantsub May 28 '22

So confident.

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u/BoredTacoocaTderoB May 27 '22

Youtube needs to re-add the dislike button, otherwise kids will sink to the bottom when trying to learn how to swim.

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u/dougfirau May 27 '22

Put the fucking thing away, it obviously wants to go home and get away from you, and this clip shows it’s obvious why it doesn’t want anything to do with you.

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u/Haisagedarkhai May 27 '22

Old video with different music that makes no sense. This just proves that people do not have a good sense for music and innocent animals.

Hamster probably died for this video by now.

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u/KingCurry01 May 27 '22

You're probably not old enough to remember but this audio is from George Lopez's show that used to play on nickelodeon. The into was of the cast just jumping into the air in slow motion. So this music makes 100% sense and that hamster probably tries this jump on the regular because you can see there is a blanket there to catch it.

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u/Haisagedarkhai 29d ago

Yea.

I remember that and WHOOOOSHed over my head. Or I remember being used in a less obscure way like on the radio. Parents could not afford cable.

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u/Rammipallero May 27 '22

Oh lawd he fly.

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u/yomandy May 27 '22

what a silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/ExpressEffort7916 May 27 '22

I want a giant who would do this for me too

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u/Seattleite11 May 27 '22

Do what? Shit on your bed, then nose dive into a dresser? Or let you shit on his bed, and nose dive into his dresser?

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u/ExpressEffort7916 May 27 '22

Read what I wrote again

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u/Half_cracked_coconut May 27 '22

New Rescue Rangers movie lookin great

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u/InfamousInfernus May 27 '22

Pound for pound hampsters can drink the most alcohol without dying

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u/Own_University1310 May 27 '22

Yeah, hamsters have no concept of distance.

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u/MaverickGTI May 27 '22

r/therewereattempts

We should overtake this subreddit with original Ham Ham gifs and memes

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

Napoleon the moment he reached the capital of russia:

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u/MyMonkeyMeat May 28 '22

Atrevate a volar

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u/newf68 May 28 '22

34 seconds in, it poops on the bed. I think your hamster is actually Hamber Turd.

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u/Callmehazy_509 May 28 '22

He pooped before jumping

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u/shedeservesalife 29d ago

The little poop piece also trying to fly off the bed

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u/D-Frost2002 19d ago

He just wants to end it all

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u/JctaroKujo 19d ago

he pooped on the second to last jump

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u/Puzzled_Friend_9586 May 27 '22

awe its stupid, how cute!