Ukraine's Chief of Intelligence: Putin has cancer

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[u/firmhandshaker]

The Russian Oligarch mentioned it was Blood Cancer tbs.

[u/stephruvy → u/firmhandshaker]

I hope it's all the cancers. Anal cancer. Testicular cancer. Cancer of the mouth. El cancer. Except brain cancer. That way he fully understands what is going on with him.

Edit: and penis cancer.

Edit: and bone cancer.

Edit: but if we had to pick one, apparently bone cancer is the most painful.

Edit: and breast cancer.

Edit: Edit: and cancer cancer. I've been informed cancer cancer isn't as bad as it sounds.

Edit: and subscribed for cancer of the month.

Edit: and an expiring* extended cancer warranty.

Edit: and a slow forming dementia of sorts where he struggles to know where he is and keep details of things correct but still knows he's full of cancer.

Edit: and brain cancer as long as he stays lucid throughout the whole process.

Edit: and rectal cancer if it's different from anal cancer.

Edit: and cancer the animal on his balls for maximum pain and discomfort.

Edit: and a list of cancers A-Z. Those.

Edit: and yes, even fallopian tube cancer.

Edit: and anal gland cancer.

Edit: and eyeball cancer if it's a thing.

Edit: and very sharp pointy kidney stones.

Edit: and AIDS cancer.

Edit: and pancreatic cancer.

Edit: and Rhabdomyosarcoma.

Edit: and taint cancer.

[u/YT_Mr_Mike → u/stephruvy]

El cancer 💀

[u/GodOfDarkLaughter → u/YT_Mr_Mike]

Muy bien. In this case at least.

[u/Amaracs → u/YT_Mr_Mike]

Arriba arriba

[u/eldorado362 → u/YT_Mr_Mike]

Ayo, cancer, esé!

[u/Flimsy-Sprinkles7331 → u/stephruvy]

To the pain!

https://youtu.be/wUJccK4lV74

"Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain means." It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."

[u/SherbrookHolmes → u/stephruvy]

I read 'cancer of the month' instead of mouth. And now I'm wondering if we could sign him up for some kind of cancer subscription service?

[u/ArMcK → u/stephruvy]

Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your cancer's extended warranty. . .

[u/UncleTogie → u/stephruvy]

Rectal cancer. Live as an ass, die by the ass.

[u/fanglord → u/firmhandshaker]

I mean that could be anything from very livable chronic cancers if you have the money for the drugs or he gonna die tomorrow aggressive. I'm hoping the latter...

[u/paskahuussi89 → u/firmhandshaker]

According to news reports from the Russian V-day he had some dark splotches on his cheeks that were hidden with make-up. Well, I don't know.

Anyways, leucemia might cause some skin issues.

I was thinking about radiotherapy marks. Gamma knife for sure would cause burn marks on the skin. This would mean the tumor would be somewhere between upper jaw and brains.

On the other hand, gamma knife could be used against Parkinson's too.

Well, sick man, whatever the diagnosis.

[u/LeavingCertCheat]

You owe us, cancer

[u/Bowler_300 → u/LeavingCertCheat]

Cancer just tryin to make up for all the horrible deaths in one swoop.

[u/Conservative_HalfWit → u/Bowler_300]

Still won’t be enough. Not even close. Fuck cancer.

[u/LivelyZebra → u/LeavingCertCheat]

We redeemed all our cancer tokens for this

[u/DANNYonPC → u/LivelyZebra]

Yea, i'll donate all cancer i could possibly have to Putin

I might even start smoking

[u/Ricksauce → u/LeavingCertCheat]

Cancer draft, first round:

Cancer, you’re on the clock.

Cancer selects: Steve Jobs.

*(“Humanity Boo’s, loudly) *

Humanity, you’re on the clock.

Humanity selects: Vladimir Putin.

[u/squidmanwillie → u/Ricksauce]

Was kind of Steve’s own fault on that one

[u/Frap_Gadz → u/squidmanwillie]

He just didn't believe in the healing power of vegetables hard enough, totally his fault smh.

[u/Caledonia]

wishing cancer a speedy recovery

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FuckYouPutin!

[u/ffdfawtreteraffds]

Cancer has Putin.

[u/Dano-D → u/ffdfawtreteraffds]

Poor cancer.

[u/Fabsun → u/Dano-D]

Go, cancer! You can do it!

[u/Odessa__Ukraine → u/Fabsun]

The one time I hope cancer wins

[u/redCasObserver → u/Odessa__Ukraine]

If it took the beautiful angel that was my mother, it better god damn well take out this cuntfuck

[u/WattsALightbulb → u/redCasObserver]

cuntfuck

thanks, i'm taking this

[u/melympia → u/Odessa__Ukraine]

To a swift victory!

[u/VonRansak → u/[deleted]]

Ima start a GoFundMe for Putler's radiation therapy. Polonium-210 isn't cheap.

[u/HappySkullsplitter → u/VonRansak]

Well, his troops brought back plenty of Strontium-90 and Caesium-137 from Chernobyl for free

[u/Affiiinity → u/HappySkullsplitter]

Better give him some Strontium then. In Italian it sounds like the word meaning "piece of shit".

[u/podi_party → u/Affiiinity]

In Flamish, stront also means shit. I have a very chemistry focused degree and still can't help but laugh about strontium. It's really cool to know that it's the same in Italian!

[u/Neuromyologist → u/[deleted]]

They should try some brachytherapy with some Ukrainian explosive rounds

[u/socsa → u/Fabsun]

YOU CAN DO IT, CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF

[u/belfastphil → u/Fabsun]

Fuck Putin.

[u/I_Got_Back_Pain → u/Fabsun]

In Soviet Russia, cancer has you!

[u/enki1138 → u/I_Got_Back_Pain]

Karma is a bitch!

[u/HuskyFlatulence → u/enki1138]

So is Putin.

[u/nezukotanjiro150 → u/Fabsun]

Let's all cheer

[u/Verologist → u/ffdfawtreteraffds]

Putin IS cancer.

[u/CowsWantToKillMe → u/Verologist]

Come on. That's not really fair to cancer.

[u/machlangsam → u/ffdfawtreteraffds]

This is the only time - ONLY TIME - I'm rooting for cancer.

[u/Gorillaz530 → u/machlangsam]

Bro the documentary going to be crazy, how cancer saved a nation lol

[u/Mac-Actual → u/Gorillaz530]

And potentially the rest of the world, if his nuke finger is getting itchy

[u/w0rldofjuicce → u/ffdfawtreteraffds]

im sorry, is cancer gonna be alright?

[u/aykontakt → u/w0rldofjuicce]

Hopefully well enough to kill Medvedev and Lavrov at least.

[u/Vladimer_Trump → u/ffdfawtreteraffds]

let's go cancer - kill that stupid fuck!!

let's go cancer - kill that stupid fuck!!

let's go cancer - kill that stupid fuck!!

[u/wisdomsharerv2 → u/ffdfawtreteraffds]

Putin has Putin

[u/raducu123 → u/wisdomsharerv2]

Russia has Putin.
Earth has Russia...

[u/Owned_by_cats → u/ffdfawtreteraffds]

F**k Putin. Then f**k cancer.

[u/Generic_Commenter-X → u/ffdfawtreteraffds]

Russia has cancer and it is Putin and his metastasizing cronies.

[u/Obvious-Ad7697]

Never thought I'd be cheering for cancer..

[u/onlycatshere → u/Obvious-Ad7697]

🦀🎉🦀 Cancer redemption arc 🦀🎉🦀

[u/Klefaxidus → u/onlycatshere]

"And now you can decide what kind of man you want to be for the time you have left..."

[u/KurnolSanders → u/Klefaxidus]

He chose.... Poorly

[u/skeptical-spectacles → u/KurnolSanders]

“Some men just want to watch the world burn” 🙁

[u/gryphonbones → u/onlycatshere]

It is one of those things. In Ukrainian the word cancer "Rak" is also the word for crayfish. I was like "Oh, right, cancer is a crab constellation." Never made the connection between the constellation and the disease.

[u/_demello → u/gryphonbones]

Cancer is crab in Greek. When the Greek physicians of the time discovered a cancer tumor, it had, as cancer has, many blood vessels into it, that made it look like a crab for some guy. Therefore, the cancer disease.

[u/hello-cthulhu → u/_demello]

If it turns out that, due to translation errors, that Putin actually has crabs, not cancer, that will be both super disappointing but also hilarious.

[u/colderthantoast → u/hello-cthulhu]

We have a similar sense of humour. That made me laugh lots. Thank you!

[u/ReddeningStars → u/_demello]

Cancer is crab in Latin, borrowed from karkinos which is Greek.

[u/Obvious-Ad7697 → u/onlycatshere]

"Sachas' Revenge. Rule No1 for any Russian Leader. Don't fuck with a Shaman.

https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2021/09/russia-siberian-shaman-who-marched-against-putin-is-indefinitely-confined-to-a-psychiatric-hospital/

[u/Enlighten_YourMind → u/Obvious-Ad7697]

Alright, so, the shaman gave putin cancer. Shaman powers are real. Later all, I’m off to South America to start training so I can remotely take out the next dictator who tries to conquer the free world 🤝

[u/balleballe111111 → u/Enlighten_YourMind]

Did a shaman threaten to give Putin cancer?

[u/Sell200AprilAt142 → u/onlycatshere]

2016-2022 season writers: and now... we're gonna make cancer look good

[u/bkr1895 → u/Obvious-Ad7697]

♫ Cancer! Cancer! He’s our man. If he can’t do it nobody can! ♫

[u/Enlighten_YourMind → u/bkr1895]

And people say you never root for cancer. They just never expected cancer to catch Putin.

[u/catslay_4 → u/Obvious-Ad7697]

As a cancer survivor, me fuckin either bro.

[u/bkr1895 → u/Obvious-Ad7697]

♫ S-I-C-K-L-Y You ain’t got no allibi you sickly uh huh you sickly ♫

[u/AviatorOVR5000 → u/Obvious-Ad7697]

I hope he gets genuine authentic and sympathetic treatment, gets put in a supporting group of those who are also going through with chemo, and even bond so deeply that he trusts them to come over for dinner.

I then hope he's served a delightful 5-course meal, from some of the top chefs nearby. I hope he gets time reflect and see the joy and beauty humanity CAN offer, all in the presence of those that show love and support.

And I want every. single. person. involved... to be Ukrainian.

I want him to know, in the last moments of his, wretched, hate-fillled, and am disgusting life, that he will never know a life of genuine love, care, and respect. Thst even after making man woman and child suffer, that they still are better than him in all faucets.

Then I want all life support, chemo, all of it pulled and he's left empty and alone like so many effected by this pointless conflict.

Motherfuck every single cell of Putin's shit stained existence.

Edit: As much as some sort of public execution/trial would villify him, I'm pretty sure most of the world already knows he's a shit stain. So I rather seem him completey forgotten, dismissed, and outcasted vs risking making him a martyr.

[u/Generic_username5000 → u/AviatorOVR5000]

Unfortunately this isn’t A Christmas Carol or Citizen Kane, he’s just a twisted miserable old bastard, completely beyond redemption. I hope he genuinely suffers, and there are very few people for whom I’d say that

[u/flying_head → u/AviatorOVR5000]

He definitely won't be forgotten by Russians. He's going to be remembered as that guy that fucked up Russia and caused it to dissolve into more countries just like when the soviet union collapsed. All those mothers, wives, sons and daughters of all the tens of thousands of dead soldiers will also not forget.

His legacy is shit. And he knows this as he slowly dies. He's in a personal hell in his own head right now, and he can barely keep up appearances. When he gets weaker and sicker I hope he mentally breaks down when it dawns on him how he destroyed Russia.

[u/101stjetmech → u/AviatorOVR5000]

Not me. I hope he dies a long, cold, lonely death.

[u/Sebstian76 → u/101stjetmech]

That, but if I was offered him to drop dead this second I'd buy it before he hit the ground!

[u/froge_on_a_leaf → u/AviatorOVR5000]

We don't need to give him a five course meal to know we're superior to murderer, lol...

[u/AviatorOVR5000 → u/froge_on_a_leaf]

yeah... well said. I went overboard. Really just trying to create an emotional juxtaposition.

[u/Pato_Lucas → u/AviatorOVR5000]

I for one I'd be happy if he just speeds up to the point where he shoots himself in his bunker.

[u/kneppy56 → u/AviatorOVR5000]

I wouldn't mind people doing what Hitler feared the Soviets would you do him if they captured him alive. Parade him around for public humiliation until he dies. Keep in in a cage and travel around like a circus. Let people throw tomatoes or even better poop on him. Until he finally dies

[u/AviatorOVR5000 → u/kneppy56]

I've never heard of that being his fear before.

Even a dictator thinks the world revolves around him even in defeat... that's brazy.

[u/abzinth91 → u/AviatorOVR5000]

Iirc that was one of the reasons for his suicide and the order to destroy his corspe. So that the soviets can't display him. Neither dead or alive

[u/epanek → u/kneppy56]

Putin specifically viewed khadafi and his death as a horrible omen for himself. He spoke about nato killing khadafi as a crime

[u/Aesmund]

When he dies, I can see a scenario where the war is blamed on him as a way to bolster support for his successor.

[u/skatecrimes → u/Aesmund]

Russia will have to do a lot of work to be trusted or worked with again. They are going to have to pay to rebuild Ukraine, admit wrongdoing, and have some of their higherups jailed for war crimes.

[u/rugbyj → u/[deleted]]

I can genuinely see them "selling off" soldiers to do this. Not through any great sense of moral debt, but just due to the low value they seem to put on individuals. I'd imagine they'd protect who they can during this process (i.e. Sons of higher ups).

They're willing to send them to their deaths in their thousands, why not the Hague.

[u/referralcrosskill → u/rugbyj]

yeah this is an easy thing for them to do. Imagine if you could just blame everything on a dead man and some bad apples that the dead guy hadn't dealt with and then just ship them off to the hague to be punished by the world while you take power and keep the riches....

[u/stephruvy → u/skatecrimes]

Should probably add reduced military or nukes to that list. I mean Ukraine has already reduced their military but the nukes! No one should be allowed to hold the country or world hostage because they feel like being a dick.

[u/Guybrush_Creepwood_ → u/stephruvy]

Their nukes would be the last thing on earth they ever give up. Their government would throw every last Russian between their nuke pile and the west, because they know it's the only reason the world can't just ignore them and cut them out, North Korea style.

[u/-Green_Machine- → u/skatecrimes]

And since that chronic kleptocracy never has the funds to properly support even its own people, rebuilding a country it invaded is going to be interesting.

Perhaps this calls for a mass sell-off of oligarch assets that should not have been concentrated at the top to begin with…

[u/AssociateJaded3931]

I'll believe it when I see videos of Ukrainians pissing on his grave.

[u/AssociateJaded3931 → u/AssociateJaded3931]

I've heard this rumor several different times with various diseases.

[u/erynhuff → u/AssociateJaded3931]

Yeahhh last I heard the rumor was parkinsons. He’s definitely having some sort of health issue though the symptoms are pretty visible. What exactly is causing it is anyones guess.

[u/Neanderthalknows → u/erynhuff]

Yep. If you look at pictures of him, he used to have a narrow head, in the last few years it looks quite round. Maybe his head got fat? the rest of him really didn't.

[u/Level9TraumaCenter → u/Neanderthalknows]

Looks like moon-face from prednisone IMO.

[u/trestl → u/Level9TraumaCenter]

Bingo. He clearly has symptoms. They could be from the disease or from treatment of the disease. Swelling is one them.

[u/bingobawler → u/Level9TraumaCenter]

I had to take that last summer for a chest infection. I had terrible mental side effects, couldn't sleep, suicidal thoughts, crying, like it was extreme depression. When I told the doctor I was feeling right at all he told me it was the tablets and they could have extreme side effects on a small percentage of people. Never touching that stuff again.

[u/Landon1m → u/bingobawler]

I had to take it for a few weeks at the beginning of this year. I felt awesome! I was completely on top of the world and just felt great for 2 weeks. I have a heart condition so know I couldn’t be on it for long but It made me feel 22 again. I’m sorry you didn’t have a similar experience.

[u/GregTheMad → u/AssociateJaded3931]

He probably will be embalmed and laid next to Lenin.

[u/Decent-Stretch4762 → u/GregTheMad]

that's great, means he will be able to handle more of our piss.

tickets to piss on putin's face will rebuild Ukraine, twice.

[u/Tank-Top-Vegetarian → u/GregTheMad]

I think if Putin died the denunciations would begin very quickly. Politicians / military would want Putin to take 100% of the blame so that they don't have to face consequences for their role in the debacle.

[u/Talrynn_Sorrowyn → u/Tank-Top-Vegetarian]

At the rate Russia is losing generals, how many military leaders would they have left to try & shift the blame onto from Putin?

[u/lowlightliving → u/Talrynn_Sorrowyn]

If this is true, Putin’s even more dangerous because he’s trying to create a legacy out of a shitshow.

[u/AssociateJaded3931 → u/GregTheMad]

Then the Ukrainians can get a two-fer.

[u/pyrusbaku57338 → u/AssociateJaded3931]

Stalin used to be laid there too, what a missed opportunity…

[u/GrumpyOldLadyTech → u/AssociateJaded3931]

That's going to be a very, very, VERY long line...

[u/_oldcook_]

Putin Is cancer.

Thanks for the points.

Now let's hope he dies slow and lonely in a cold cell.

[u/AreWeCowabunga → u/_oldcook_]

Cancer would be more successful spreading to neighboring areas.

[u/Huuruhailu → u/AreWeCowabunga]

Well, I certainly wouldn't call Putin just a benign tumor, either...

[u/Clohossey → u/Huuruhailu]

Festering boil?

[u/SteelCrow → u/Clohossey]

Anal pustule

[u/gxvicyxkxa → u/Huuruhailu]

A malignant excrescence

[u/hackingdreams → u/AreWeCowabunga]

Eh, not all tumors are great at metastasis. Putin's a necrotizing tumor - completely dead and rotten on the inside.

[u/KKlear → u/hackingdreams]

And slowly killing the organism which spawned it.

[u/Sweetcynic36 → u/AreWeCowabunga]

Ukraine is a new super immune therapy/surgery/chemo treatment.

[u/FarbrorEinar → u/_oldcook_]

If anyone deserved and slow and painful death, it’s him.

[u/whaleoil_beef_hooked → u/FarbrorEinar]

Completely agree, but one that is out of power.

[u/jamie1296 → u/_oldcook_]

That’s quite harsh on cancer mate

[u/Enlighten_YourMind → u/jamie1296]

Right? Like, I know it’s literal cancer, but is it really as disgusting and evil and dangerous as the tiny man in charge of Russia?

Go cancer go! 🦀

[u/dragofers → u/Enlighten_YourMind]

Kind of lame though that being small is thrown in the same boat as being evil, pathetic etc. Probably "tiny" in most cases is meant in the sense of "tiny authority", but some old people I know use physical stature as a criterion and typically end up favouring egocentric populists while dismissing competent politicians

[u/Enlighten_YourMind → u/dragofers]

Yea I see all of that…it’s more just we know he is deeply insecure about his height, and if he’s browsing this sub and sees my comment I want him to feel the emotional pain 🙂

[u/crowamonghens → u/dragofers]

Yeah, I mean, Zelenskyy is smol as hell and look at him.

[u/chewbadeetoo → u/dragofers]

True but Zelensky is not a big man either and no one cares about that. The man is seen as a hero and for good reason.

In reality no one cares about stature in politicians or tiny hands or whatever it's their actions that make the difference.

[u/BigWilly526 → u/Enlighten_YourMind]

Hopefully the cure for cancer is found right after he is 6 feet under

[u/Jeveran → u/jamie1296]

People say, "fuck cancer," and "fuck Putin" with equal vigor. I'm thinking that's not a false equivalency.

[u/LionsTigersBears0HMY → u/_oldcook_]

Hopefully it’s one of the more painful ones, like bone cancer.

[u/wiscokid76 → u/LionsTigersBears0HMY]

A good friend of mine is fighting that fight. Bone cancer is fucking horrible and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Putin on the other hand would be a prime candidate for such an evil disease.

[u/Sea_Canary_8518 → u/wiscokid76]

Had osteosarcoma when I was a teenager. Wouldn't wish it on anyone. My heart goes out to you and your friend. Hope they're hanging in there.

[u/zlance → u/LionsTigersBears0HMY]

I vote for speed here. We ain’t got much time

[u/Facebook_Algorithm → u/_oldcook_]

Cancer has Putin.

[u/Darth-H3atran → u/_oldcook_]

how could you possibly insult cancer like that. cancer at least only kills one person

[u/loslednprg → u/_oldcook_]

That's insulting to my cancer.

[u/andante528 → u/loslednprg]

My cancer’s okay with it, but doesn’t like being referenced in the same sentence as P*tin

[u/megaxan_]

Good luck cancer, hope you come out on top

[u/capron → u/megaxan_]

Gee, I wonder how many of his doctors as are Yes Men like everyone else Putin's surrounded himself with.

[u/mrperson221 → u/capron]

With any luck it's all of them. We've seen how effective his yes man generals have been

[u/TheBlaudrache → u/capron]

died of a stroke after doctors are to afraid to treat him.

Remember this one?

[u/TrippyTriangle → u/capron]

wasn't stalin also a victim of "Yes Men" because they wouldn't treat his stroke/heartattack?

[u/BabyYodasDirtyDiaper → u/TrippyTriangle]

He had some kind of stroke/heart attack or something while sleeping alone, and everyone was so terrified of him that nobody would dare to go into his room and check on him when he didn't come out in the morning. Which delayed medical treatment and probably resulted in his death.

[u/neanderthalman → u/megaxan_]

I believe the best case for the cancer is a draw. Technically speaking.

[u/BunterHiden- → u/neanderthalman]

Norm had stomach cancer in his twenties. He was a literal angel

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/Tarzoon → u/[deleted]]

I wish he could feel all the pain he has inflicted others.

[u/angwilwileth → u/[deleted]]

I'm a healthcare professional. Every recent video I've seen of the man he looks like he's in agony.

[u/SaltySAX → u/angwilwileth]

Good to hear.

[u/Kari-kateora → u/angwilwileth]

Could you elaborate?

[u/Beor_TheOld → u/Kari-kateora]

I am ten doctors, you can tell by the pixels and from seeing quite a bit of pain in our time

[u/goodbyeadvice → u/Beor_TheOld]

It's an old meme, sir, but it checks out.

[u/PM_me_your_whatevah → u/Beor_TheOld]

Sometimes it do be that way.

Source: me, am also several doctors, MD

[u/dadjokesrus42 → u/Kari-kateora]

Go Google the picture of him gripping the table. To me it comes across as a man in great pain.

[u/Bengoris]

Cancer took my grandpa and uncle, both of whom were absolutely lovely people. I have hated cancer my whole life. But maybe it's time for a redemption arc.

[u/Jobya → u/Bengoris]

lmao the thought of a cancer redemption arc is not something I'd have ever expected to actually want

[u/Vidar34]

Let's hope it's terminal, and that treatment does not work. When he dies, nothing of value will be lost.

[u/depressed__alien → u/Vidar34]

Value will be gained

[u/njkrut → u/depressed__alien]

Addition by subtraction!

[u/GrumpyOldLadyTech → u/njkrut]

Mathematically, subtracting a negative nets a positive sum. Checks out!

[u/PassivelyInvisible → u/depressed__alien]

We'll have lost a big drain on humanity. Our average will go up. Hopefully very soon.

[u/Raziel66 → u/PassivelyInvisible]

Let’s see who takes his place first

[u/Febra0001 → u/Vidar34]

At least I hope they tell us where they buried him. You know.. so we know where to build a public toilet in the future.

[u/VolvoFlexer → u/Vidar34]

Be careful what you wish for - a man with nothing to lose can do anything unimaginable.

[u/LaserGuidedPolarBear → u/VolvoFlexer]

Not just that, but there aren't exactly any good guys waiting in the wings to take over. Hopefully regime change will be used as an excuse for Russia to pull out of Ukraine, but the chances we get anything other than a murderous authoritarian kleptocrat are very low.

Remember we are talking Russia here. Their entire history can be summed up as "And then somehow, things got worse."

[u/bailuobo1 → u/LaserGuidedPolarBear]

Yeah, we don't have to look much further back than when Kim Jong-Un took over after Kim Jong-Il died.

I remember there being a lot of celebration of his death. There was some hope that because Jong-Un had a western education that he'd be more progressive.

Nope.

[u/zoobrix → u/bailuobo1]

And in retrospect hoping anyone that could rule North Korea would be magically better was ignoring the obvious that anyone that could rule over a backward, brutal regime would have to engage in the exact same tactics themselves because everyone in powerful positions has existed in that system for decades. If you ease up on repressing the populace and ruthlessly eliminating opposition you'll find you're the one that gets eliminated by enemies that learned their trade in the same perverse system.

The same thing applies to Russia, even if by some miracle a peace loving reasonable person who wanted to take the country towards democracy ended up in power they wouldn't last because everyone else in the government will have the same knife behind their back Putin has had all these years. I get it would be nice to think the next Russian leader will be better than Putin but sadly more of the same is the most likely result.

[u/redassedchimp → u/VolvoFlexer]

Russias coup will be a simple nondescript headline "Putin passes away during treatment for illness" which is to say they switched his chemo with cyanide.

[u/h4xrk1m → u/Vidar34]

It's probably why he attacked Ukraine. He wants to be remembered for doing something "great" for Russia, but... Well, we see how that went.

[u/Donkeychuker]

I hope he suffers. Evil bastard.

[u/WeWagTheDog → u/Donkeychuker]

It's not just him though. I hope its contagious.

[u/wefarrell]

That would explain why he was overly cautious about COVID.

[u/markdacoda → u/wefarrell]

Yep, immuno compromised would explain a lot of table yardage.

[u/thermiteunderpants → u/markdacoda]

still leaves at least 200 unexplained yards

[u/50percentawful → u/wefarrell]

and the difference in his face! I remember when I went through chemo the medication made my face blow up like a freaking balloon, now that I compare it, it really does look very similar

[u/Affectionate-Ad-6255]

A man with nothing to lose is the most dangerous man of all. This is great news, but it is also bad news

[u/Why_Teach → u/Affectionate-Ad-6255]

Yeah. I hope the folks around Putin can intervene before things get even more out of hand. I don’t believe that anyone in Russia who understands the situation wants the attack on Ukraine to continue the way it has been going, and some at least may be thinking of ways of backing down and getting the worst sanctions removed.

A change of Russian leadership could end this war sooner rather than later.

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The bot is right. This whetched state has always been a dystopic empire. It has no hope of reforming unless the prison of nations is broken.

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No, it wasn't a good bot.

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[u/volostrom → u/Affectionate-Ad-6255]

Hopefully he cares about his daughters but who knows, he might take them with him, Goebbels style

[u/ZiggyPox → u/Affectionate-Ad-6255]

He can always get a stroke tomorrow from all these steroids and other crap. There are so many possibilities.

I'm using black magic to curse him into chocking on his own dick.

[u/mrupvot3s]

I hope he is in unmeasurable pain and agony, and I hope it lasts until his very last breath. Rot in shit, pigfucker putin.

[u/Possibly_Unreal → u/mrupvot3s]

Amen brother

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[u/LittleMissEmmet]

No shit... and this shit hit too close to home.

When my mom got metastases spread to her brain, she went irratic and got paranoid before her too early passing.

My mom didn't invade countries tho, cause she was an extremely loving human being, mom/grandma and so much loved of so many.

I never could wish this to another, cause I am in tears writing this..

But...

FUCK you Puta Putin and may cancer eat you inside and out. Your "brave army" you are saluting are raping toddlers in front of their parents, torturing civilians like they are beneath you.

They are NOT. YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SO CALLED ARMY ARE SAVAGE ANIMALS

SOZ everyone, I had to get this out...

Slava Ukraini

[u/Butterscotch_Budget]

putin is a cancer. I hope he has a miserable death and his last thoughts are how humiliated he is and how he will have a terrible legacy, leaving his country in absolute ruins.

[u/whitneymak]

It's hard to root for cancer when your cousin is fighting stage 4 adrenal cancer, but my condolences to specifically Putin's cancer.

[u/Wise_Fee_5233]

Well, on one side, I'm working in a hospital and have seen, what cancer does to people (not pretty), but on the other side, I hope that Putler has testicular cancer!!

[u/imamediocredeveloper → u/Wise_Fee_5233]

I’m currently watching my mom die of lung cancer that spread all over her body so I have weirdly mixed feelings about this news but I still feel it’s for the good of the world.

[u/Itchy58]

I would have a proposal for a gravestone to make: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pissoir#/media/File:London_urinal.jpg

[u/Player276]

wow, didn't expect to read this today.

We had all sorts of wishful rumors, but there ain't a whole lot of sources that are more credible.

The only other explanation is some sort of psy-ops operations, but I really can't see it working given the level of trust RuZZia has for Ukraine.

[u/mtaw → u/Player276]

I'd more inclined to believe it's influence. If you were them and became aware of these online rumors, why not try to help stoke them? Previously they've also said stuff like an assassination attempt on Zelensky was foiled due to a leak in the FSB. The latter part is rather unlikely, and even more unlikely they'd expose their own source if true.

But the point is that they don't need people to trust them. Putin is paranoid about any threat to his power, he's obsessive about his public image. So it works anyway, it's hard for them to completely disregard it.

[u/Cornholio_OU812]

Phuk, it's soooo hard to root for cancer. Putler, you have done it. Just Wow. Russian dictator go Fuck Yourself. And you are! Edit root not route...silly English.

[u/ThrowDeepALWAYS]

It’s distributing because he has 5,000 nuclear bombs and he might decide to use them

[u/Gaping_Uncle → u/ThrowDeepALWAYS]

A terminally ill Putin with nothing to lose is a frightening prospect.

[u/nataphoto]

Cancer deserved better

[u/thestringguru]

Finally someone evil has cancer lol (cancer survivor here)

[u/golbandrei]

Id say may he suffer before he goes, but he has to go fast.

[u/DebatableButton]

Lost my father to brain cancer not long ago, but fuck it. I'm cheering for cancer to take one piece of shit this time!

[u/Gray_Gloom]

Perhaps we judged cancer too harshly.

[u/stephruvy → u/Gray_Gloom]

Fuck cancer. But fuck putler even more